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    Bananarama Untimely Boners Pete's Avatar
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    Untimely Boners

    Simple question.

    Every guy has gotten random boners that just happen for absolutely no reason. What was your most inopportune boner, causing embarrassment or extreme awkwardness?
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    I was trying to think the other day, but I usually avoid interacting with people if I have a random boner, so I don't know if anyone else has noticed, and I don't remember a specific time for this happening, either, lol...

    I do remember spending the night at friend's house, either towards the end, or the year or so after high school, that two of my friend's sister's friends were doing something in the room we were sleeping in and giggling about it. I was asleep, but I woke up because I jizzed in the sleeping bag, lol. My friend's sister asked the two, "what're you guys doing? as they left." So I dunno what they did, lol...

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    I used to get church boners on a fairly regular basis, for no reason at all. I'd be sitting in the pew, minding my own business and trying not to fall asleep, then all of a sudden I'd be pitching a tent in my pants. Awkward.
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    The One and Only Untimely Boners Dopey's Avatar
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    Oof, been there. In lessons is always a bad time to get them, because there's the chance you'll get called on to write an answer on the board. In terms of a particularly scarring incident, though? Can't say I can think of one...

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    Can't really think of any particularly bad timing. Probably just once or twice taking my sweet time to pack up my bag at the end of class.


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    I invented the pickle. Untimely Boners Clint's Avatar
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    It's never happened to me. I'm like a Ken doll down there. There's just nothing.

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    Death Before Dishonor Untimely Boners Josh_R's Avatar
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    When I was in school boners were even worst. Having to walk around with my books in front of my crotch.

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