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    This just in: Nix is a ****!

    You're NOT a ****, nix.

    You DON'T wanna sit there drinking your goddamn ass into cirhossis while you DON'T talk about how great the world would be if we'd all be NOT like you!

    Why don't you CONTINUE wasting our liquor on your shitass attitude!
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    Wait?! What?!

    This is new news? I thought it was in the TFF bylaws that Nix is a ****. Pretty sure when Nix signed up he had to check the I am a **** box back when it was available.
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    Which four letter word are we going with here? It's like mad libs.
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    fart

    nix is a fart box.
    Let's go into the "archives" in "Washington D.C." and find out how people "masturbated" in the "roaring 20's."

    Crao Porr Cock8. Bitch.

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    It's "hunk" guys, nix is a total hot "hunk" of man chicken..

    No idea why they're censoring it, mormons for ya i guess

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    I've been literally posting 4 *'s to keep people guessing. Haven't been using the autofilter. Hey, look, squirrel!

    Now speaking of stars I've been here for over 10 years. I want my flashy blinky stars for being a random douche that has been here for 10+ years!
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    I miss the flashing blinking stars too. I also kind of miss all of the bizarre gimmicks to get people posting. 600 posts to earn a mythril sword!
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    Fuzz get this shit together.
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    I have a really old wooden foot. This just in: Nix is a ****! Clint's Avatar
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    How does one drink their ass into cirrhosis? You would think drinking would affect the liver, not the ass.

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    I have a really old wooden foot. This just in: Nix is a ****! Clint's Avatar
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    Maybe if you're butt-chugging, you can get cirrhosis of the anus, but I think at that point, you kind of deserve it.

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    I really didn't think butt chugging was a real thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete View Post
    I really didn't think butt chugging was a real thing.
    Given the world we live in? Nothing surprises me anymore, lol My friends apparently watched a video of some guy getting his nuts smashed by high heels, back in High School. Apparently it was a fetish video. Also, "Two Girls, One Cup," and "Mr. Hands" are things that exist (and should not be looked up if you haven't seen them--or if you have, for that matter).
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    The 37th Red Spade This just in: Nix is a ****! Coff9's Avatar
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    Hey, nix is awesome, y'all.

    Way long ago, when a 16-bit Cloud riding a Chocobo was this site's main banner, nix was the first person I met here on the forums, and he and I were kinda-sorta friends. I remember when he got his first job, and I literally didn't believe him, haha.

    Anyway, nix is nix. I don't know what the recent drama is, but nix is cool people, drunken Irishman or not. He says what he says and does what he does. Don't be offended by him, and please don't call him a "c" "u" "next" "Tuesday", because he's nothing of the sort. If he's takin' the piss, he's takin' the piss. The last thing TFF needs is drama.
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    Nix is bae. I see no problem.

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    ... The funny thing is, I myself am also a drunken Irishman.

    Ok, I present my apology here. There's an old saying about Cels, that it is 'a word and a blow.' In modern english, that'd be 'one insult and we fight.'

    I'll try to grow up, ok? Geez.

    I am drinking right now, and it's only 9:00 am, in fact.
    "I find this all to be highly inappropriate."

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    Death Before Dishonor This just in: Nix is a ****! Josh_R's Avatar
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    Nix is mediocre I give him a 6/10 would bang but not call the next day.

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    Does he work the shaft?
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