View Poll Results: what

Voters
23. You may not vote on this poll
  • Wtf, chad?

    1 4.35%
  • Wtf, che?

    6 26.09%
  • Wtf?

    8 34.78%
  • You are awesome, whoever the **** you are.

    8 34.78%
Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast
Results 1 to 30 of 46

Thread: Girls vs. Guys

  1. #1
    (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) Girls vs. Guys che's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2000
    Age
    33
    Posts
    12,957
    Blog Entries
    1

    Girls vs. Guys

    Hopefully this will start some interesting drama!

    Before we begin, I'm gonna tell you right now that NOBODY GIVES A GOD DAMNED SHIT WHAT YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOUR GENDER, so don't post it!

    Alright, so what does everyone like about being their gender? Male/female/both are welcome to post.

    I'll start it out with:

    • advertisements are all about selling sex, and females being the more attractive gender we guys get to see a lot of naked women
    • I don't have a time of the month where my **** bleeds


    Keep it goin!

    ps: I'm adding a poll because why not
    Last edited by che; 07-13-2010 at 12:26 AM.

    I stream Bloodborne, FFXIV, and occasionally other games.
    http://www.twitch.tv/justwipeitguys

  2. #2
    ...means nothing to no way Furore's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    F*ckin' Australia!
    Age
    30
    Posts
    4,220

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    It's awesome being able to conveniently take a piss wherever, whenever.
    victoria aut mors

  3. #3
    The Lone Dagger Girls vs. Guys Xithor's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Florida
    Age
    30
    Posts
    795

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    • I like that we don't have to take two hours to get ready for anything, give us 5 maybe 10 minutes and we're dressed and ready to do.
    Last edited by Xithor; 07-13-2010 at 12:28 AM.


    Wanna Know More:
    Like Kingdom Hearts? Come join the Black Dawn RP!


    My latest videos:
    DBZ AMV - Breathe Into Me
    Final Fantasy XIII - My Hands
    Kingdom Hearts - Stand My Ground
    Naruto - Way Away
    Other Videos on my YouTube Channel: Xithor22's Channel

  4. #4

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    I like that we can have long hair and not be offended when people think we're women because of it.

  5. #5
    Virmire Survivor Rocky's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Taking one for the Geth.
    Age
    30
    Posts
    3,673
    Blog Entries
    3

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    an average at best girl can get sex almost at any time of the day, while even the above average men have to work at it.
    †SOLDIER† - "Yep still better than you"
    CPC8: It's hard out here for a pimp.™

    hahas, updated July 28th (oldie but goodie!):
    Quote Originally Posted by from the CPC8
    Pete: Meier, don't even lie. I know you were going on a nice little tear before you settled down with the new gf

    che: rofl <3 Meier.

    Loaf: Meier is the best.

    Meier: Hey Pete, I said I started to, it just didn't end the with the same number of women. Then again this one is kind of on the outs with me if she doesn't straighten up and fly right so that means I will be back in it for the thrill of the kill. Got some in the reserves. Even got a rePETEr (<---- like that ay? AYYYYY?) on the back burner.

    Block: I do like the rePETEr except it kinda makes it sound like you're going to pork Pete. No homo.

    (Updated April 13th 2013)Currently Playing: League of Legends, FTL, Dead Island, Borderlands 2, KotoR 2

  6. #6
    Air from my lungs. Girls vs. Guys Violet's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Under a bridge, eating your goats.
    Age
    31
    Posts
    1,021

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    -Can get away with certain things guys can't.
    -Wider range of clothes/fashion.
    -Don't have to worry about getting your **** stuck in your zipper.
    -Aren't considered gay if you aren't apart of the whole "manly thing".
    Last edited by Violet; 07-13-2010 at 01:30 AM.



  7. #7
    Soup Kitchen Jerk. Girls vs. Guys Polk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Wisconsin.
    Age
    30
    Posts
    1,357

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    Boys rule and girls drool. Also girls are icky and have cooties. That is all.
    Let's go into the "archives" in "Washington D.C." and find out how people "masturbated" in the "roaring 20's."

    Crao Porr Cock8. Bitch.

  8. #8
    Registered User Girls vs. Guys
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Arkansas
    Posts
    2,581

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    I like how versatile we females can be. We can be super feminine and prissy, and yet we can also hold our own against the guys. We can do pretty much anything we set our minds to without having to deal with a lot of social stigma if a man were to do the same.
    Last edited by Dodie16; 07-13-2010 at 05:51 AM. Reason: spelling..
    Click at your own risk.:
    Proud Member of:
    Por Rorr Kitty9
    "Mess with us, and the claws come out!"
    Evil BAD Guys
    "Not just evil...not just bad...EVIL BAD!"
    The above userbar was made for me by FATE!!! He is awesome.
    The above banner was made for me by VIVIMASTERMAGE!!! He is awesome as well.

  9. #9
    Crash Boom Bang Girls vs. Guys Lily's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    The land of tea and crumpets old chap.
    Posts
    722

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    * How easy it is to get free drinks on a night out xD
    * the clothes/shoes and just generally getting dressed up
    * Make up and the ability to hide a bad face day
    * Getting to swipe a male pals coat because I'm cold
    * Girly nights in with wine and perving at men..though I suppose men can do that reversed...with beer...but still its better for us Im sure
    * we don't have to recover after orgasm
    * chocolate becomes significantly more immense at that time of month
    * Making folk uncomfortable with period talk, and only doing it because it's funny :]



  10. #10
    Memento Rhapso Girls vs. Guys Rhaps's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    Montrealhalla
    Age
    25
    Posts
    698
    Blog Entries
    10

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    *Superior upper body strength when on average comparison (ex. two people who haven't ever worked out)
    Well.... actually most of the points I was going to make vary by person and can't be loopholed like the aforementioned, so that's the only point I really have

    CPC8- 'fo bros, 'fo life, 'fo shizzle

    SPOILER!!:
    I won something :3

    Also member of something that won another thing

    Don't click this.

  11. #11
    アズテオル Girls vs. Guys Azuteor's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Holding down the low end.
    Age
    27
    Posts
    1,089

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    The good thing about being a (straight) male is that you don't have to take it up the butt during sex・・・ (థ ౪ థ) Haha.

  12. #12
    Haliefax Girls vs. Guys Halie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Sat on me fat arse most likely
    Posts
    2,455
    Blog Entries
    13

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    See, you think periods are a bad thing, but whilst they hurt, they also mean that we have you by the balls for five days a month. Because face it, you do not want to anger a girl on her shpeshial days so you'll do anything we say.

    And, when you knock us up, we have you by the balls for the rest of your life. Wheeeeey.

  13. #13
    Permanently Banned loaf's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Austin
    Age
    30
    Posts
    4,105

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    I like dem girls.


    I WANT A PUNK ROCK CHICK WITH HAIR JUST LIKE...

    Signature Updated: Yesterday
    CPC8! - Pimpin' is easy

    CPC8! - Chess Club

    SPOILER!!:
    lol


    Currently Playing: Video Games

  14. #14
    Registered User Girls vs. Guys winterborn86's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Norwich, UK
    Age
    32
    Posts
    1,255

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    What I love about being a girl is:

    We have more choice in the fashion world.
    Having drinks brought for us.
    We were blessed with the greatest gift of all, carrying a child.
    Aaaaaand we can control the men after all, every man knows that when it comes to relationships if you want an easy life (and some bedroom action) you do as the women say

    My TFF Family

    My FFVII addicted nephew: Secret weapon
    My Bullet lovin half wolf cousin: Raider
    My complete FFVII nut sister: Unkown entity
    My Freya obsessed, grammar nazi brother: Doc rocco

  15. #15
    Bananarama Girls vs. Guys Pete's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    Everywhere
    Posts
    10,677
    Blog Entries
    12

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    We don't get periods.
    It's ok if we scratch ourselves in front of people.
    It's more acceptable if we get fat.
    We don't have to shave... everywhere.
    It's easy to turn us on, and subsequently get us off.
    We're not expected to care about fashion, so tshirt and jeans works almost all the time.

    Girls are lucky though, since dudes buy them shit all the time. Drinks, dinner, movies, all that fun shit.
    SOLDIER
    cHoSeN
    Crao Porr Cock8- Rebels, Rogues and Sworn Brothers

  16. #16

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    Hm. I like being a girl because....

    1) I can dress up all nice and girly without being looked at weird.
    2) Even though lots of maintenance is required for women's bodies (shaving in a lot of places, plucking eyebrows, fixing our hair, etc.) I feel very accomplished after everything is done.
    3) Women can punch/hit guys and get away with it, but if the guy touches the girl he's wrong (I'll admit that's bit unfair, buuuut, men naturally have more muscle mass in their arms/legs, so generally they have the ability to hurt the woman more than the woman could hurt them).
    4) Being a woman, I've noticed it's very easy to turn a guy on, though that can be either a good thing or a bad thing. In my boyfriend's case, that's a good thing. xD
    5) Men usually pay for dinner and take care of the woman. :]

  17. #17
    Special Agent Scullder. Unknown Entity's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Hiding behind your smile.
    Age
    27
    Posts
    4,050
    Blog Entries
    29

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    I like being a girl
    *because I wouldn't want to have a sweaty, sticky length between my legs all day.
    *because I wouldn't want to get it caught in my zip.
    *because I don't want to get caught with a boner.
    *because I'd hate to get stuck with a boner.
    *because I'd hate to get judged on my size, other than my performance.
    *because I'd hate for my pride to be hurt if I can't get it up.
    *because I'd hate to get kicked in the balls.
    *because I'd hate to have a huge beer belly.
    *because I don't have a foreskin to clean under.
    *because I don't get stubble on my face that hurts if I shaved.
    *because I don't get icky, jungle hair all over my body.
    *because I have boobies.
    *because I get to carry and have children (you fella's miss out on the epidural... jk jk).
    *because I have periods (believe it or not, I don't mind them... it means everything is working... even though it huuurts ).
    *because it's funny to watch a guys face when they discover I play video games.
    *because it's funny to watch a guys face when I own them at a game.
    *because I have one mean uppercut or slap hidden in my female body for any guy getting too close, or touchy-feely.

    Despite most of my hates to do with a penis, I'd like one for a day... to abuse as much as possible.
    Last edited by Unknown Entity; 07-13-2010 at 02:48 PM.


    "I used to be active here like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."
    >>>------------->

    Suddenly... clutter.:

    Me and the lovely Joey is two cheeky chimpmonks, we is. Because TFF cousins can still... do stuff. ; )



    Quotes to have a giggle at.:

    Quote Originally Posted by Bleachfangirl
    I'm none too scary really. Just somewhat violent...
    Quote Originally Posted by MSN Convo
    Gemma the friggin' Entity. says:
    ^^;
    brb
    Bleachie says:
    Kay
    ...*runs around with a stick*
    I AM SPARTACUS!!!
    Hm, no one's here...
    TIME TO PARTY!
    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Gemma the friggin' Entity. says:
    back
    Bleachie says:
    DARN IT
    Quote Originally Posted by Joe
    Now that we've apparently discussed wanting to see each other sleep with a game character... how goes?

    All my banners are now done by me! Soon, I will be great! Muwahahahaha... ha... eck! *coughs* ...ha!
    Biggest fan of Peanut Butter created by The Xeim and Halie Peanut Butter Corporation ^^



    Warning free for over eight years. Feels good.

  18. #18
    I invented Go-Gurt. Girls vs. Guys Clint's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    United States
    Age
    30
    Posts
    1,614

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    Men usually carry the baldness gene. Most women don't go bald, and that's a damn shame for them. I know when I'm an old man, the last thing I would want to do would be to clean, brush, and cut my hair. Since I'm genetically predetermined to lose my hair at some point in my life (most likely,) I don't have to worry about it. Meanwhile, my female counterpart which I call a wife will be busy taking ten minute long showers just to make sure her hair is clean, and spend thousands of Chinese dollars a year (I'm assuming China will rule the world when I'm old,) to get it cut and styled, when she should be in the damn kitchen making me a sandwich.

  19. #19
    Girls vs. Guys Jin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Canadia.
    Age
    31
    Posts
    3,517

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    Gender is a lie.

    Until now!


  20. #20

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    Testicles. That is all.



    Also:

    It doesn't take long to shop for clothes, or waste money on make-up.
    It's much easier to get us off than women.
    If you're gay, anal is ALWAYS an option, with no complaints.
    Being part of the same gender as Daniel Tosh.


    Everything else I can think of has already been said.
    Last edited by GeLeHa; 07-22-2010 at 11:00 AM.
    "Right and wrong are not what separate us and our enemies. It's our perspectives that separate us."
    —Squall Leonhart

  21. #21
    Death Before Dishonor Girls vs. Guys Josh_R's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Racoon City
    Age
    28
    Posts
    2,206
    Blog Entries
    2

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    We don't bleed for one week out of each month

    Sitting here waiting for Rocky, and Che to notice me!!



  22. #22
    Registered User Girls vs. Guys NeoAquarius12's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    Marlboro, NY
    Age
    32
    Posts
    133

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    Yeah, the quick getting ready time is sweet. Shower, brush, dress, ou the door. 15 minutes is all it takes. It's ridiculous. And I'm good at it.

    Also, facial hair. I can look burly or sexy just by shaving certain places.
    And not having to shave my legs. haha

  23. #23
    I do what you can't. Girls vs. Guys Sasquatch's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Here and there
    Age
    34
    Posts
    1,983

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    Being a man, I like knowing how to drive. I like having the ability to use a screwdriver without muttering "righty tighty, lefty loosey" to myself. I like that I'm not overcharged by mechanics because they think I'm naive. I like knowing how firearms work, like how to take the safety off without looking at it. I like that I can shave or not shave and still be attractive.

    Sig courtesy of Plastik Assassin.


    Greater love hath no man than this; that he lay down his life for his friends.
    John 15:13

  24. #24
    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Broken Arrow, OK
    Age
    37
    Posts
    4,379

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    Pros
    Yeast infections don't bother men.
    The only type of bloating we have to worry about is the bloating between our legs.
    Don't have to worry about smelling bad down there (well most of us).
    Being able to sleep around a lot and not being viewed as whore and the fact that it is more forgivable then if a woman does it.

    Cons
    The inability to have multiple orgasms in a short duration.
    Can't use sex (or the lack of) to drive most women crazy.
    Can't show cleavage and act nieve / ignorant / cute to get out of a speeding ticket.
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
    My awards:



  25. #25
    #LOCKE4GOD Girls vs. Guys Alpha's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Wellington, New Zealand
    Age
    29
    Posts
    1,914
    Blog Entries
    59

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    I like rejecting the gender binary because, when you get down to it, it's pretty stupid.

    I also voted "Wtf, chad", which makes me a winner.


  26. #26
    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Broken Arrow, OK
    Age
    37
    Posts
    4,379

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    Actually Alpha, I completely agree with you on the gender binary being stupid but the fact of the matter is that people still use it to their advantage on both sides of the board.

    A lot of it is basic petty bull shit when it comes down to it and the over all constraints set upon society caused by this form of discrimination is somewhat retarded when it comes to the grand scheme of things. The sad thing is that in this day and age, it still exists.
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
    My awards:



  27. #27
    This ain't no place for no hero Girls vs. Guys Tiffany's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Posts
    1,496

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    Quote Originally Posted by Silver View Post
    It's awesome being able to conveniently take a piss wherever, whenever.
    Funny enough, girls can do that now too with the Go Girl (female urination device).

    Jus' sayin'.



  28. #28
    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    Broken Arrow, OK
    Age
    37
    Posts
    4,379

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    Yes Tiffany but can you be as discrete as this?

    Matco Enterprises &bull; UroClub™

    Hidden public urination.... really?
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
    My awards:



  29. #29
    #LOCKE4GOD Girls vs. Guys Alpha's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Wellington, New Zealand
    Age
    29
    Posts
    1,914
    Blog Entries
    59

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    My signature suddenly seems appropriate.

    And that golf pee thing is disgusting. But I'm a stalls man myself.


  30. #30
    ...means nothing to no way Furore's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    F*ckin' Australia!
    Age
    30
    Posts
    4,220

    Re: Girls vs. Guys

    Quote Originally Posted by Tiffany View Post
    Funny enough, girls can do that now too with the Go Girl (female urination device).

    Jus' sayin'.
    Guys don't have to carry devices around with them to pee conveniently.
    victoria aut mors

Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. That song you JUST CAN'T GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD!!
    By ChloChloAriadne in forum Audio Media
    Replies: 358
    Last Post: 03-21-2012, 09:45 PM
  2. Guys and dolls.
    By Hyzenthlay in forum General Chat
    Replies: 29
    Last Post: 06-17-2010, 07:28 AM
  3. Guys against Girl gamers
    By Rikkuffx in forum General Chat
    Replies: 37
    Last Post: 12-01-2008, 09:34 AM
  4. What Do Girls Like About Guys (and Vice Versa)
    By Ven+ in forum General Chat
    Replies: 39
    Last Post: 11-27-2008, 07:31 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •