[Gravis]

Wow, this is the first time I've ever posted in this forum. Well, might as well after so long and I've already established myself.

Requirements Required to become my family member:
- Must know each other.
- Must mutually like each other.
- Must not mind that I might betray you for a laugh.
- Must like pizza.
- Must equally dislike emo culture and their music, same with country music.
- Must have a thick skin.
- Must realize that I am the Emperor and as such are superior. (This does not include Silver, as much of a peasant he is.)
- Must not be stereotypical.
- Must have grammar of at least a high school senior.
- Must have some level of darkness that is not bent on being cliche or trendy.

I think that's it. Might add more another time. Until then, let's see what you bitches got.

[RamesesII]

Pfft i don't know ya why would i want too i work alone, i don't bow to anyone but i do love pizza actually i had some a couple of nights ago and it works well as the next days lunch.
And to hell with country music it makes me want to projectile vomit.
I am not angered easily or offended so i guess i have a thick skin and i did go all the way through high school don't know if that means i have the grammar qualities let me see.
Hey i would betray you for a laugh so why not haha.

[T.G. Oskar]

- I know you. You know me. That's a start.

- You frickin' quote me. That should be a bit of a like.

- I don't mind that. Of course, that doesn't mean I'll respond. Careful with words, sire.

- I like pizza. And pasta. And rock n' roll.

- Add "cacos" to that. Damn Reggaeton.

- Do I have a thick skin? Well, I prick myself and I bleed. Not thick enough. Maybe take it to a one-week intensive ascetic training?

- Emperor? Don't make me laugh...oh, wait... Yeah. Sure, your egotistical highness. Not like egotistical is bad, anyways

- Lemme see. Latino. Geek. With some trends of philosophy. Moderate. Is that anti-stereotypical enough?

- Still no college degree, but high GPA on high school, biz-zatches!

- I KNEW I MISSED SOMETHING!! Sorry, no can do. Too much of a Light junkie.

So...I'm in, or should I take you out of my list?

[Meier Link]

- Must know each other.

It is the net, how close should we be?

- Must mutually like each other.

Check.

- Must not mind that I might betray you for a laugh.

Given the sircumstances I might do the same, so check.

- Must like pizza.

Meh it is alright, but there are soem styles that still kick ass so yes.

- Must equally dislike emo culture and their music, same with country music.

Heh you should know my opinions of those Squall/Cloud/ Pop culture douche bags.

- Must have a thick skin.

Pretty sure it might be thinker then yours, I have to deal with you on a daily basis. Hahaha

- Must realize that I am the Emperor and as such are superior. (This does not include Silver, as much of a peasant he is.)

**bows looking for the oprotune moment to strike**

- Must not be stereotypical.

I am black and I like fried chicken and grape soda and live off of walefare. OK not really so I fit the build.

- Must have grammar of at least a high school senior.

Eye Lik CHeZE!

- Must have some level of darkness that is not bent on being cliche or trendy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA, damn you.

Did I pass your little test?

[Silver]

- Must know each other.
I don't know you at all.

- Must mutually like each other.
I hate you already.

- Must not mind that I might betray you for a laugh.
Yeah, it happens. You should watch your back too buddy.

- Must like pizza.
Only if big and cheesy.

- Must equally dislike emo culture and their music, same with country music.
I dislike emo culture a lot more than their music which I also despise. Country music tends to be crap but some of the singers are hot.

- Must have a thick skin.
To test if my skin is thick I'd have to self harm and that ain't my thing.

- Must realize that I am the Emperor and as such are superior. (This does not include Silver, as much of a peasant he is.)
Yes indeed.

- Must not be stereotypical.
Good, good. I prefer to be 5.1surroundsoundtypical.

- Must have grammar of at least a high school senior.
oh i fink i can manag dat

- Must have some level of darkness that is not bent on being cliche or trendy.
Nope, I'm a friggin' saintly bastard.

So, am I in?
If so my transformers name will be Cheesius Maximum.