cheesiest/corniest movie?

Mike Piatza · 07-06-2007, 07:08 PM

What's the cheesiest or cortniest movie you've ever seen? For me it is definetly The Legend with Jet Li that movie has the most cheesiest dialogue and voice acting out there. By far the stupidest line in the movie "Hey why are you trying to kill me?" I also thought it was really stupid with that fight against that dude's wife and his mother fighting for him and no one realized she was a woman just because she was wearing men's clothes and the other part when Jet Li was dressed up like a Geisha and dude didn't know he was a man until he felt that he had no breasts. Are the people of that country so stupid that they can only tell the difference between a man and a woman by their clothes? If so then a lot of men must've slept with other men. Cheesiest movie ever.

OmniTense · 07-07-2007, 01:15 AM

Flash Gordon,
Masters of the Universe,
Street Fighter(the movie)
Anything with Jean Claude Gosh-Darn in it.

I loved Flash and Masters and I can't think of anymore that I'd like to add yet...

Shadow Of Darkness · 07-07-2007, 01:18 AM

The corniest movie Ive ever seen is ''Captain Orgasmo'' (on it isnt porn its comedy)

OmniTense · 07-07-2007, 01:25 AM

If we were to bring porn into this equation then there would be no contest...

Porn would eat up and destroy the entire category...

Spidergirl
Pinnochio (It's not only his nose that grows)
Lord of the G-string (Starring Dildo Saggins)
Gay Dracula (He doesn't go for the neck anymore)

A couple years back these terrible movies kept coming on cable at nite and I had to turn them on and laugh til I felt sick. Some of these I heard about from IMDB (They listed "Gay Dracula" in the horror section right after that classic horror movie "Dracula's Dog") Some from MST3k (Pinnochio)

They are without a doubt the corniest lowest form of film in all existence and as such, they're funny as hell.

Shadow Of Darkness · 07-07-2007, 01:27 AM

or that porn ''Agent 0069'' hahaha

dimmufan · 07-07-2007, 07:47 AM

The corniest movie I can think of is Santa's Slay. It was made by Bill Goldberg (the wrastler) and he was also in it as Santa Claus. The movie also had at least 10 other famous actors and actresses in it, but it was still the cheesiest movie ever. Other than that the only cheesiness I can think of are movies that come on the Disney Channel.

~FANTASY-BLEACH~ · 07-07-2007, 01:04 PM

The two corniest movies I've seen were Freaked and Freddy got Fingered. By far the most stupidest movies I've ever seen in my life.

Fishie · 07-07-2007, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by OmniTense
If we were to bring porn into this equation then there would be no contest...

Porn would eat up and destroy the entire category...

Spidergirl
Pinnochio (It's not only his nose that grows)
Lord of the G-string (Starring Dildo Saggins)
Gay Dracula (He doesn't go for the neck anymore)

hahaha I just had flashback of the 40 Year Old Virgin when that one guy gives that other guy a stash of porn with that one movie "Space Nuts." >.<

A few movies I've probably say of cheesy and corny are those low budget horror movies. Some of them are good, but some of them are straight up cheesy. "The Hazing" is about these college kids that end up in a mansion and has to stay there or something like that and there is a spirit that posseses them one of them and kills them. The acting is bad but its so hilarious.

jenova33 · 07-07-2007, 05:02 PM

No question about it, horror movies are so dumb and cheesy. I mean, seriously. When a Stranger Calls? That was the dumbest thing I ever saw in my life. And you know what other movies are cheesy? Anything with Jennifer Lopez in it. Whoever's idea it was to put her in movies needs to have their head severed off with a wooden sword.
Anything with Ben Affleck is dumb too. Considering his acting is really bad.

Jenii's Rainbow · 07-07-2007, 05:08 PM

The Evil Dead Series was beyond cheesy, some of the acting in that was so bad it made me laugh so much I could have gone into a coma, especially on the third film.

Mortal Kombat 2 was cheesy but also was just plain shite too. The Evil Dead series are actually watchable.

jenova33 · 07-07-2007, 07:20 PM

Oh I thought of another few.

If any of you have seen the Dead or Alive movie yet... that was just plain cheesy. Period.

Another one... Spaceballs. That was the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. Their jokes in that movie consist of this:

"They jammed our satellites!" Then jam[more known as jelly] starts flowing from the satellites. Can that get any cornier?

Crazy Chocobo · 07-07-2007, 08:25 PM

Haha, a pretty cheesy movie I know of would be High School Musical.. I like it which is sad I suppose but yep! It's a typical Disney movie where the ending is perfect and happy! Most Disney movies have a cheesy ending. The characters in the movie are way too happy and it's like life couldn't be any better for them lol. Also the music is all happy and makes you want to dance.

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Originally Posted by jenova33

Anything with Jennifer Lopez in it. Whoever's idea it was to put her in movies needs to have their head severed off with a wooden sword.

Wow, she's not THAT bad in some movies. She's not the worst actress in the world, I've seen a lot worse out there. I've seen a couple of her movies and she wasn't too bad. She's in cheesy movies I know, I enjoyed them though.

Hmm... a lot of those chick flicks are really cheesy but I usually love watching them LOL. I have a couple in my DVD collection, I need more.