There is a venom in numerical lies.

No can do.

Will you keep out all the sadness?

You know it.

Holy shit James.

Thanks for your vote. May all your dreams come true and all your enemies suffer.

Can I count on your vote for Most Antagonistic?

How can Tiger Lily be tough on crime when she is descended from criminals? How can we trust Mistress Sheena when he has flip-flopped on offshore drilling? Vote Pete.

If Mistress Sheena is a citizen, where is his birth certificate? If Tiger Lily isn't a heroin addict, why does she have track marks?

The conclusion is clear: Pete for S-Mod.

I knew you would.

Haha, I love it.

Pete has straight talk express. Automatically gets my vote. McCAIN TRAIN!

Aliens have tried to conquer this world three times. You didn't hear about them because Pete fought them back each time. Vote Pete or else we will be invaded.

Did you know: Mistress Sheena is a secret Muslim. Support Pete for S-Mod!