Silver, please come back. It's your birthday. I'm not sure if you're ever going to get to read this or not, but have a great twentienth birthday!

MY PROFILE ISN'T SHINY ENOUGH!!!!! Aw, the thought (of being a smartass, of which I am guilty of) counts!

I KNOW!!!! WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN FEATURES??!!!!
Seriously I finally get broadband a couple years back and sites get optimised for dialup users AFTER I upgrade. Soooooo evil.

Apparently, the option disappeared a few months ago... It was there the last time I was here. Silver, why did Fuzz DOWNgrade the forum? He's got it the wrong way.

LAME! I was gonna be a smartass and donate you that much TFF Gold, but I couldn't find the link anywhere.

Of course it'll be visible with a penumbrallunareclipsescope! In fact, I'll sell you one for $5,000 if you call 1-800-FATE! But wait, there's more: order within the next 10 minutes, and I'll throw in a totalsolareclipsescope absolutely free! So don't wait. Call now!

Not even with a specialised penumbrallunareclipsescope?

Because you said toodles first! $124,800 a year!? Holy crap, you're rich! And yes, I did the math in my head.

Anyway, you live in Australia, right? On Tuesday in two days, there's gonna be a penumbral lunar eclipse there. But it won't be visible!

You said See ya first!!!
As for what I could possibly make (if I wasn't so ****ing lazy) just multiply $2400 (just under the most I make in a week) by 52 (weeks in a year).

He and his wife make nearly 200 grand a year... Why see ya?

I bet your art teacher makes jack. SEE YA!

Wait... my art teaher maker more money than that. See ya!

If you plan on killing yourself via lack of sleep. It's good occasionally, but all year you'd likely die. Now toodles, gos me a shift to do now

A few grands in a week? That's almost $100,000 a year!

It'd honestly be worth it. If I need to for whatever reason I can get enough shifts in one week to make a few grand. Only requirement is a short course beforehand.