If loving each and every creature on Earth is a crime, then Tiger Lily is guilty. If working for a better world is a crime, Tiger Lily is guilty. If crusading agains all that is evil is a crime, then she is damn well guilty.

Raping children is a crime Pete is guilty of. Killing a defenceless disabled man is another crime he is guilty of. Pete's criminal record spans several reems of paper.

Vote Tiger Lily for S-Mod.

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How can Tiger Lily be tough on crime when she is descended from criminals? How can we trust Mistress Sheena when he has flip-flopped on offshore drilling? Vote Pete.

If Mistress Sheena is a citizen, where is his birth certificate? If Tiger Lily isn't a heroin addict, why does she have track marks?

The conclusion is clear: Pete for S-Mod.

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Aliens have tried to conquer this world three times. You didn't hear about them because Pete fought them back each time. Vote Pete or else we will be invaded.

Did you know: Mistress Sheena is a secret Muslim. Support Pete for S-Mod!

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TOTALLY PUT THIS IN CAPS LOCK BUT I DON'T KNOW IF IT'LL STAY... BECAUSE IT DIDN'T BEFORE =[[[. I want a new iPhone :/