Melanie

Almost one month late!

Where have you been all MY years!?

No u

How do you have over 1 million Gil??

Can I count on your vote for Most Antagonistic?

you paid to see it?
loser

Rain does suck.

It's better than painting a fence silver and looking like you jacked off the silver surfer though.

<333333333333333333333!!!

would it be wrong to mandate postnatal abortions for terrible drivers?

yknow, like pulling them out of their cars and giving them an incredibly acute dose of lead poisoning to the brain

Hot dog party! Bring your friends.

I think she wants at least one deleted, as she reported it. >_>;
I'm gonna delete it now, but if you change your mind, just let me know.

Mel-baby, you want messages deleted? Because they have officially gotten ridiculous and offensive.

"Pete for S-Mod" is a liar with no morals, who often eats raw animal hearts straight from the cavity. This is indeed

How can Tiger Lily be tough on crime when she is descended from criminals? How can we trust Mistress Sheena when he continually flip-flops on offshore drilling? Vote Pete.

I didn't get an obscene PM. I wish I did.

Oh, my signature? I was actually in the MSN chat last night and it came around to being my turn, so I dared her to be a supermod for fifteen seconds. By the time she got to the forums, I had already removed the rights. It was pretty awesome. Trillian saved the chat log, so it's buried in folders somewhere.

As for calling you, I can't do that! I lost my whole contact list when they upgraded the operating system on my phone! I'll PM you my number and you can text me, though. <3