I bet the family tree resembles more of a stick than anything.

And brandishing a knife at your father in laws the on year anniversary.

The restraining order is the new engagement ring, after all.

Ahh of course and if she puts a restraining order on you that's when the letters in her glove box start.

Nah man, you're doing it wrong. When you like like someone, you post about it on 30 different message boards.

I'm not really a fan of the Eastern Bloc "amazons" either.

Any girl that could bench press me would be a definite no. haha