But you're an angel, right? Well, angels are magical.

You don't need to; there are other ways of killing me. xD

Hahaha, every day it seem another Asian lady opens up a new nail salon! XD

But too much paranoia is baaaad, gurl. =P

How will you live as a hermit, then?

I'm not magical, though. >___<

I won't put poison in your food. >A<

They're everywhere. xD

WHAT HE SAID! >A<

Oh. =___= I must be scared of myself...

I don't know, i thought you were magical or something? xD

But you give me reason to be. =P

I guess all Asians like to open up the huge supermarkets. x3 And everywhere there's a nail salon. Yup.

Hey, paranoia's not all bad, you know.

That was your conscience yelling at you, because you failed to do your work.

How am I supposed to do that....?

Don't be scared of me. >_____<

Errrr, big?

I AM HERE TO SAY THAT I AM NOT PARANOID. WELL, MAYBE.

You were yelling at me. >A<

Oh, I thought you meant sleep inside the stool! xD

Okay, then, but I'm watching you. >.>

I forget if they have it in my Asian supermarkets. Are your stores big or just tiny places?

I think you are~. Some paranoid is good, though. =)

But I wasn't gonna say anything else bad. =3

I would just take the stool inside and sleep on it.

I promise, I won't hurt you. Dx

I wonder if they sell it at the Asian markets around me?

....Depends.

Eeeeek! *runs off and hides*

How would you do that...? =S

But I can't help being on the lookout! xD

You can't buy them in the U.S., I don't think, since only the Asian countries are great at making such big chopsticks. x3

But are you paranoid?

I. See. A. HAIR!

>_> Can I sleep inside on the stool?

Well, anyway, even if I do support bloody pain giving, that still doesn't mean I'll hurt you. xD

I have never tried them. >_<

Well, it's a good thing....

*shows giant sack of money*

Stay here, then! >=P

I always smile when I'm just sitting there, too. xD

Naw, it gives you a much better grip on food. It's quite cool. ^___^

You're one over-secure little girl. =)

Lemme see, then~. =3

>_> Sorry.

Oh, I do. No one really notices.

>_> Isn't it harder to use, though?

Yeah....... >_>

I think I have.

You're so mean. =(

I doubt that! ^___^

Because they're much easier to pick up large chunks of food. ^_^; Like lettuce, for example, or salad.

Uh, you keep knives with you in your room? xD Sheesh! =P

Have you gathered at least $1,000 yet?

>_> But, I like to sleep here.

I hide it with an innocent face AND a sweet voice. xD

But still, why giant chopsticks?

Uhh, throw a knife in their face. While you're lurking in the dark.

Okay, okay....

But you're making me lonely! =(

It runs through mine as well, but I hide it with an innocent face. ^~

It's really good for when someone's cooking and wanna use chopsticks for stirring/flipping/et cetera. xD

And if the intruders appear to have a gun?

Remember not to get them dirty, either!

But I wanna stay here.

Insanity runs through my blood. xD

>A< I don't think anyone can use those kinds of chopsticks....

No, to attack people and intruders violently until they regret living.

v_v *is still making piles of money*

But, but, but...God/Jesus/The Holy Spirit can only speak to me through my mind, and I want to be able to talk to someone physically. Come back out here! =O

[Oh, God, no more ellipsis! XD]

Nuh-uh, you're insane. ^~

My aunt has these giant chopsticks, you know. xD They'res like drum sticks. =P

To write?

Hey, your own fault for making them fall in the first place. =3