Men Are Better Than Women, by **** Masterson

Of course men are better than women.

And for the record, that chick probably didn't do shit besides unzip me, because when my thang is touched, I wake up real quick.

damn man, I'd hate to have that happen lol. Poor lil Che for being taken advantage of!! And yeah I know that sometimes it can be difficult to take hints from girls, but I'm pretty sure us men are better at giving off appropriate response vibes. Because, it is a fact that men are better at everything amirite?

Thanks I didn't send any explicit drunk texts to any tffers either *ahemally* so that's gotta count for something too

**** man, that does not rock. Damn sketchy girls, you gotta watch out for it. That dude could have damned well been you. I fell asleep on the couch once, there were like 3 people on it (huge couch of Block's we called the vag [because you sank so deep in it]). Anyway, I wake up the next morning with my pants unzipped and my belt off, and it damned sure wasn't me. This sketchy chick had been trying to get my screen names and e-mail and put her number in my phone and shit.

Hate that shit. Take hints, ugly sloars.

You were hilarious as shit on the forums last night though.

oh ok, here goes nothing.

Well, I get off work, chill at the house for a little bit, do the wednesday ritual of going to eat 50% off on wings night at the local bar with a few coworkers. We're wrapping it up, my buddy wants me to come over and drink with him and a few other chicks. I noticed that none of them were very attractive except one, but I decided to take my chances and come over.

Turns out the one hot one is dumb, dumb enough that she loses all of her hot points. I get pissed/apathetic so I just go into binge drinking mode. for example my friend was like "hey drink that vodka from the bottle" "oh okay" *chugs*. Anywho, before I know it, my two liter bottle of red drank (mountain dew/vodka/fruit punch kool aid) is demolished, I'm playing beer pong with a Rock Band guitar around me, fat ugly hoes are being annoying, etc.

I'm starting to feel all heavy and shit, so I sit in a recliner. Some dumb skank with a pitcher of water in her hand is raising her voice at me so I am getting pissed and told her to stfu, so she spills some of the water on me. I about got up and put her through the wall but decided against it and instead put on my buddy's headphones and jam out to music for awhile, off in my own world. The bitch tried to put her number in my phone but I deleted it right in front of her. I get on the couch and got ready to pass out, the same dumb bitch is trying to pull me off so she can sleep there. I was like 'what the **** ever' so I did what every smart man does and drove home.

Good thing I didnt spend the night, my friend told me that when he got up to take a piss in the middle of the night, that girl was getting busy on that same couch with some other guy (I guess she has a bf or something too?). That could have been me =/

EDIT: Oh and that one chick I was supposed to hook up with, shes at basic right now shame too, she was really bangin and I would definitely go for it if I had the chance, siiiiigh...

So yeah. You were saying something about how you'd explain to us about your night last night. I wanna know how you got that schwasted! And if you hooked up with that chick/took pics of it.

Now we're in business, ya?

nice playa! Soon enough I bet others will catch on...

Oh shit I'm on it, one sec.

heehee! Right back at ya.

You should be Cookie Monster though.

Awesome new avatar, sir.

I'm guessing it had something to do with the mom not being able to lay off the vodka while pregnant but I'm not for certain.

Is Tabitha's face like...crooked or something? Something is definitely wrong with it but I can't figure it out. Lazy eyes? WTF

why did my penis cross the road? to get to the other vagina

show me your genitals

Thanks playa!