[Fate]

Father Dragoon McHoliness, it appears that I always have to correct people when they have bad grammar. Is it because I want them to know that I'm smarter than them, or is it because my brain simply cannot handle the lack of smartness these people are showing? In fact, looking at what you typed, Father, I see that you do not capitalize your "I"s. You see, this thing is killing me. I mean, sure, I don't have perfect grammar, either, but when somebody makes an error in their grammar, I have the strange obsession to correct it. In fact, I'd correct my own grammar if I had to, but I don't. Actually, I don't even know what I should be confessing for, since I am only helping out the world this way, right? You should be confessing to me!

[Clint Eastwood]

Padre Dragon person, I need forgiveness, for you see, I was watching The Godfather Part II, and when Michael gave the order to kill his brother Fredo, I did nothing to prevent it. Now an innocent man is dead.

[Darkwave]

Oh Father Dragoon McHoliness, I never had to confess my sins before and it has been weighing my down. I am in need of forgiving.

I was walking along the shops when a lady came out with big bags of shopping and i feel guiltly for not helping her.

I am sorry father and can you find in your wisdom and knowledge to forgive me for my actions.

[Flaming Ragnarok]

Dear Father McHoliness, I haveth pulled an all-nighter, then passed out at around 6 PM. I hath double sinned. I am ashamed.

[Meigumi]

Oh your holiness. I have a sin to confess.

My back feels reaallly stiff, and whenever I try to stretch, I feel a sudden sting stabbing me, and it's painful.

[Logan Lover]

oh dragon mcholliness please forgive me firs i cut all of my sisters barbie doll's hair then i cut up a sock in to 5 pices then i had an all nighter and i didn't wake up until 3 please forgive me PLEASE

[RamesesII]

FATE- If anything my dear boy i think i will be having a bigger influx of people confessing to me that they have sinned because they had to be rid of this annoying person called Fate that had to keep correcting their grammar because he thinks he is smarter than everyone. So do not be worried my son i will not go out of business. Bless thee thy lord of lordiness amen.

Clint Eastwood- What you have my son is a bad case of movietinintess a serious disease where one thinks that one can alter the movies outcome and not considering the fact that the movie is not only fake but has been already made and produced before the watcher has even watched it.

Darkwave- That lady was really the devil in human form my dear child you did right by the holy lord to not offer your undivided attention and helping hand, had you have done this you would be serving a lifetime of purgatory in the evil lands of HFIL (Hell for infinite losers) hehe DBZ


Flaming Ragnorak- Are you sure you don't mean 6am, so you are telling me that you pulled an all nighter and an all dayer until 6pm the next day that is not to be confessed that is a feat that should be comended.


Meigumi- I thought i told Fate to put those voodoo dolls away. I will have to remind him that black magic is not a toy and should not be placed in the hands of children such as himself. At least he didn't put your doll in the freezer accidentially like he did with Kilala's doll thats why she wasn't here for a while she was frozen solid..anyway now that that is all sorted. Amen


Dark Angel- That almost sounds liie the symptons of sleep walking and a scissors fetish which can be a very bad mixtrure. My antidote for this would be to go and consult Meier he seems to like playing with scissors. Amen

[Dark Squall]

FATHER, I need forgiveness!!

I like women with big boobs, not just usual big. No, big mammoth size boobs.

Am also crazy about lesbians, I know I won't be able to coughbangcough them but it's fun to watch

Oh yea, before I come to you I was watching some coughporncough.

So you see, I know am goin to hell unless you help me :'-(

[Dodie16]

Oh Father Dragoon McHoliness, please forgive me, for I have committed a terrible sin.

I have an addiction to terrible reality t.v. shows. The more stupid the premise, the more I watch. It's taking over the time that I could be spending doing more important things, like finding Carmen Sandiego, solving the rubik's cube, or playing video games.

I also kicked a puppy.

[Meigumi]

*folds hands*

Father dragoon, I am in need.

Recently I've been singing too much and now my voice is high-pitched.
And I made my brother's left ear bleed.

Can I be forgiven, for using the Songstress dressphere..?