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Old 05-16-2008, 05:52 AM Level: 22  HP: 237 / 543
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The story that didn't make it...

Yep, its a roleplay game. It should go over in the roleplay bit, but it can't because its crap, one-liners that make it up.

Now, the fun begins! Each post MUST have between 20-30 words which continue the story from the last post. Each post has to end with "..." OR a word such as/similar to "but" and/or "however"...

Geddit? Lets go!

John was a fairly young man who loved his job - a drangon slayer. He also liked chocolate, which was really hard to find. He longed to find a wife and...
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All my banners are now done by me! Soon, I will be great! Muwahahahaha... ha... eck! *coughs* ...ha!

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My Fab Mum, Athna Loveil; My Ace Pilot FF Ace Cid; My car mad, Manchester United FC and Rochdale Fan brother The Migthy Dale; My loopy sibling who loves sugar, Crazy Chocobo; My super cool nephew Rasler+; My In Heaven with FFVII brother, Secret Weapon; My hilarious 'friend', loner-kid; My Old Skooler cousin, Silver; My totally odd, but totally cool brother, Raider; My self absorbed brother, Morik the Rogue; My terror brother, Rocky; My totally awesome sister, winterborn86; My Flying Cookie Monster Nepew, Mr Spike; Johto remake hunter aunt, Refieth; My Mastermind of FF Trivia half-brother, Phantom; My omonus and mysterious sister, Neggropino; My Metal and Tattoo loving sister, Kat; My comically egotistical uncle, Sharzademar; My lovely book writting sister, Dizz; My FF obsessed sister, brnthsdiscout; My creepy uncle who you bet could be a rapist, Jesus Christ; My sci-fi and fantasy-addicted uncle, Dragon_Jiriki; My potatoe munching owner, Bleachfangirl; My "The God Father" brother, Dark Squall


You can see everything if you take the time to look.

What we think is real is only as real as what our minds make it.


Quotes from you guys, my mates and some random ones to have a giggle at.:

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I'm none too scary really. Just somewhat violent... hehe...
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Originally Posted by Martin
My name is Martin J. Cullen. And I approve of these awards. And I deserve 69.3 no... 69.4% of them.
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Originally Posted by Dark Squall
F**K, I lost my sig!
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Originally Posted by Sylvie (Vaperida)
Hah. You gave Mikey moodswings. He's schitzophrenic like Harry Potter!
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Originally Posted by Cathy L. Poulin
"I believe most at-home accidents happen in the bathroom because our Guardian Angels give us our privacy".

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He woke up the next day, realizing that he needed a companion. So he arose from bed, eager to find him a mate. When he was readying himself for a day's search however.....
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My Most Welcoming cousin : Priscilla
My Anime-Addicted mother: Athna Loveil
My High Flyin and Profiling Pilot brother: Final Fantasy Cid
My FFVII, Tifa Befriended aunt: Winterborn86
My Kool Aid addicted cousin: Mr. Spike
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Old 05-16-2008, 08:46 AM Level: 22  HP: 237 / 543
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... his window which was next to the bad smashed into a thousand pieces... A small dragon popped through it, and looked at the rather fightened drangon slayer and said: ...
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My dearest TFF boyfriend, Martin... Much love... <3
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All my banners are now done by me! Soon, I will be great! Muwahahahaha... ha... eck! *coughs* ...ha!

(If you'd like to join my family, send me a PM! You are more than welcome!)

My Fab Mum, Athna Loveil; My Ace Pilot FF Ace Cid; My car mad, Manchester United FC and Rochdale Fan brother The Migthy Dale; My loopy sibling who loves sugar, Crazy Chocobo; My super cool nephew Rasler+; My In Heaven with FFVII brother, Secret Weapon; My hilarious 'friend', loner-kid; My Old Skooler cousin, Silver; My totally odd, but totally cool brother, Raider; My self absorbed brother, Morik the Rogue; My terror brother, Rocky; My totally awesome sister, winterborn86; My Flying Cookie Monster Nepew, Mr Spike; Johto remake hunter aunt, Refieth; My Mastermind of FF Trivia half-brother, Phantom; My omonus and mysterious sister, Neggropino; My Metal and Tattoo loving sister, Kat; My comically egotistical uncle, Sharzademar; My lovely book writting sister, Dizz; My FF obsessed sister, brnthsdiscout; My creepy uncle who you bet could be a rapist, Jesus Christ; My sci-fi and fantasy-addicted uncle, Dragon_Jiriki; My potatoe munching owner, Bleachfangirl; My "The God Father" brother, Dark Squall


You can see everything if you take the time to look.

What we think is real is only as real as what our minds make it.


Quotes from you guys, my mates and some random ones to have a giggle at.:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bleachfangirl
I'm none too scary really. Just somewhat violent... hehe...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Martin
My name is Martin J. Cullen. And I approve of these awards. And I deserve 69.3 no... 69.4% of them.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Squall
F**K, I lost my sig!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvie (Vaperida)
Hah. You gave Mikey moodswings. He's schitzophrenic like Harry Potter!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cathy L. Poulin
"I believe most at-home accidents happen in the bathroom because our Guardian Angels give us our privacy".

Biggest fan of Peanut Butter created by The Xeim and Halie Peanut Butter Corporation ^_^

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Why thou art so viorous man? As he reached for his sword, Tokagene, the petite dragon said, "Hey let's not be too rash now"! I can assist you. The man expained his perdictament and they were on their way out the door but....
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My Most Welcoming cousin : Priscilla
My Anime-Addicted mother: Athna Loveil
My High Flyin and Profiling Pilot brother: Final Fantasy Cid
My FFVII, Tifa Befriended aunt: Winterborn86
My Kool Aid addicted cousin: Mr. Spike
My Yaoi Raving mom: Bleachfangirl
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My Ready to Knock Your Lights Out bro: Silver

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... John forgot to put his silver armor on! He was walking out of his house in his underwear! So they went back inside and...
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"Are sins ever forgiven?"

My GREAT TFF Family, and some good quotes!:


All my banners are now done by me! Soon, I will be great! Muwahahahaha... ha... eck! *coughs* ...ha!

(If you'd like to join my family, send me a PM! You are more than welcome!)

My Fab Mum, Athna Loveil; My Ace Pilot FF Ace Cid; My car mad, Manchester United FC and Rochdale Fan brother The Migthy Dale; My loopy sibling who loves sugar, Crazy Chocobo; My super cool nephew Rasler+; My In Heaven with FFVII brother, Secret Weapon; My hilarious 'friend', loner-kid; My Old Skooler cousin, Silver; My totally odd, but totally cool brother, Raider; My self absorbed brother, Morik the Rogue; My terror brother, Rocky; My totally awesome sister, winterborn86; My Flying Cookie Monster Nepew, Mr Spike; Johto remake hunter aunt, Refieth; My Mastermind of FF Trivia half-brother, Phantom; My omonus and mysterious sister, Neggropino; My Metal and Tattoo loving sister, Kat; My comically egotistical uncle, Sharzademar; My lovely book writting sister, Dizz; My FF obsessed sister, brnthsdiscout; My creepy uncle who you bet could be a rapist, Jesus Christ; My sci-fi and fantasy-addicted uncle, Dragon_Jiriki; My potatoe munching owner, Bleachfangirl; My "The God Father" brother, Dark Squall


You can see everything if you take the time to look.

What we think is real is only as real as what our minds make it.


Quotes from you guys, my mates and some random ones to have a giggle at.:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bleachfangirl
I'm none too scary really. Just somewhat violent... hehe...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Martin
My name is Martin J. Cullen. And I approve of these awards. And I deserve 69.3 no... 69.4% of them.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Squall
F**K, I lost my sig!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvie (Vaperida)
Hah. You gave Mikey moodswings. He's schitzophrenic like Harry Potter!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cathy L. Poulin
"I believe most at-home accidents happen in the bathroom because our Guardian Angels give us our privacy".

Biggest fan of Peanut Butter created by The Xeim and Halie Peanut Butter Corporation ^_^

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...Ate a whole jar of cookies dunked in sugar-filled milk, for they decided it would be a lot more fun to do so...
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A lot of random shit:

Xeilie, the finest Peanut Butter in all the land, made with selected Peanuts, and a logo consisting of sitting ducks and deformed monkeys.

Unknown Entity is a buyer of our Peanut Butter. She's a luckeh lass!


Evenesca, our very own Planet, which is, the best Planet EVER.
It's ruled by Reno, and odd numbers are illegal there. Everybody has a Reno hairstyle and multi coloured skin.
It is ace.

Raider claims to be a walking book of knowledge. Therefore, he SHOULD KNOW MY MUM'S NAME. >=]

The Lionhearted is the President of the special Lion World =D.

My TFF Family:
Martin, Omega Weapon, Sour Sob, Xeim, Itachi Uchiha, Fishie, Rasler+, Rocky, Froggie, Please Smoke Up

PM me if you want to join ^^.


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My list as last night proved was far too offensive for mainstream society, all I have to say as a pissed co-creator is this...
My name is Martin J. Cullen. And I approve of these awards. And I deserve 69.3 no... 69.4% of them.


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And then walked back out still not really wearing much. 'Oh screw it', John said walking into the sunset as...
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Two hollows appeared in the town's square. The little dragon frightened, flew behind the slayer. Then he said, "What are you waiting for? It's time to get to work"! The slayer ran by the beasty hollows with his sword, Tokagene when....
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My Most Welcoming cousin : Priscilla
My Anime-Addicted mother: Athna Loveil
My High Flyin and Profiling Pilot brother: Final Fantasy Cid
My FFVII, Tifa Befriended aunt: Winterborn86
My Kool Aid addicted cousin: Mr. Spike
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My Ready to Knock Your Lights Out bro: Silver

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the beastly hollows suddenly commented on his "finely sculpted legs". Thanking them for their compliments, he continued on until he saw a....
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Incarnation of Jenova, killing off and infecting people of the town with it's virus. The incarnate and the slayer began their battle. The Jenova incarnate was on top of the battle until......
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{My Loving TFF Family}
My Mastermind Trivia Dad: Phantom
My FFVII Obsessed sister : Unknown Entity
My Caring Big Sis : Crazy Chocbo
My Most Welcoming cousin : Priscilla
My Anime-Addicted mother: Athna Loveil
My High Flyin and Profiling Pilot brother: Final Fantasy Cid
My FFVII, Tifa Befriended aunt: Winterborn86
My Kool Aid addicted cousin: Mr. Spike
My Yaoi Raving mom: Bleachfangirl
My Cristina Scabbing Worshipping bro: Fishie
My Ready to Knock Your Lights Out bro: Silver

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