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| | Level: 36 | HP: 458 / 878 |
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| 2 sons, AWESOME! | granted but now you cant keep it in your mouth and it drags the floor i wish that i was cut resistant!
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| | Granted but now you're 100% more likely to be burned. I wish for something good.
__________________ The heart is nature's metronome, it counts seconds into miliseconds and even smaller. It beats with time, perpetually; how such a calculating organ became the symbol of love is a mystery to me. <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/utilityanpizzazz/sig.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a> <3<3<3 <img src="http://www.freemyspacegraphics.com/Graphics/Funny_Animations/images/Toilet_Dive.gif"> Моя семья My Bot slicing Brother, Zero | ||||||||
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| 2 sons, AWESOME! | granted but its someone elses idea of good, so you get kicked in the nuts i wish that people would quit stealing all of my pens
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| | [[ouch]] Granted but instead of your pens they begin stealing tiny portions of your happiness. I wish for something pleasant and good, in my definition .
__________________ The heart is nature's metronome, it counts seconds into miliseconds and even smaller. It beats with time, perpetually; how such a calculating organ became the symbol of love is a mystery to me. <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/utilityanpizzazz/sig.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a> <3<3<3 <img src="http://www.freemyspacegraphics.com/Graphics/Funny_Animations/images/Toilet_Dive.gif"> Моя семья My Bot slicing Brother, Zero | ||||||||
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| | Level: 36 | HP: 458 / 878 |
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| 2 sons, AWESOME! | granted you get an old lady as a friend i wish for momo to get something pleasent and good by my deffinition!
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| | Granted, I get head-butted in the balls by a nun wearing a spiked helmet. I wish I wish, for a simple fish!
__________________ The heart is nature's metronome, it counts seconds into miliseconds and even smaller. It beats with time, perpetually; how such a calculating organ became the symbol of love is a mystery to me. <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/utilityanpizzazz/sig.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a> <3<3<3 <img src="http://www.freemyspacegraphics.com/Graphics/Funny_Animations/images/Toilet_Dive.gif"> Моя семья My Bot slicing Brother, Zero | ||||||||
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| 2 sons, AWESOME! | <>< <---- granted thats all you get, is that simple enough i wish it was march 5th
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| | Granted, it is March 5th of 1988- you have to live the last 20 years of your life over again. I wish I wish, for a very complex fish.
__________________ The heart is nature's metronome, it counts seconds into miliseconds and even smaller. It beats with time, perpetually; how such a calculating organ became the symbol of love is a mystery to me. <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/utilityanpizzazz/sig.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a> <3<3<3 <img src="http://www.freemyspacegraphics.com/Graphics/Funny_Animations/images/Toilet_Dive.gif"> Моя семья My Bot slicing Brother, Zero | ||||||||
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| 2 sons, AWESOME! | granted youve got the very best greatest fish you could wish for but its dead and for the rest of your life you smell just like it!!! i wish i had a beer
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| | Level: 19 | HP: 49 / 460 |
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| Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Baron
Inventory | Granted, but you get alchohal poisoning and die... I wish I got to skip school for a year
__________________ Dragoons Rule This is a MUST SEE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHl2lrj_6GQ http://www.gametrailers.com/player/27687.html?type=wmv ChecK it out FFIV DS!!!!!!!! If you are are good drawer, good with photoshop, or feel like looking at some pictures check this out: http://www.thefinalfantasy.com/forum...ad.php?t=58607 its a contest to see who can draw the best final boss for a FF game, which i am a judge. If you want more info check the thread or ask Momo Mastermind | ||||||||||||
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| 2 sons, AWESOME! | granted but you have to repeat the same grade for the next 6 i wish i could go back to bed
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| | Level: 31 | HP: 158 / 763 |
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| FapFapFapFapFapFapFapFapF apFapFap | Granted, but George Bush is waiting there for you. I wish I could sing better ><.
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| 2 sons, AWESOME! | granted but all of your hair falls out and you get beat with the ugly stick so nobody wants to see you sing i wish i didnt have to work today
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| | Granted, you don't have to work- but you do have to attend a very sad funeral instead... while you have ants crawling up your leg and biting you everywhere. I wish for all war to stop and for world hunger to be abolished!
__________________ The heart is nature's metronome, it counts seconds into miliseconds and even smaller. It beats with time, perpetually; how such a calculating organ became the symbol of love is a mystery to me. <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/utilityanpizzazz/sig.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a> <3<3<3 <img src="http://www.freemyspacegraphics.com/Graphics/Funny_Animations/images/Toilet_Dive.gif"> Моя семья My Bot slicing Brother, Zero | ||||||||
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| 2 sons, AWESOME! | grante but everyone becomes tree hugging hippies and consume tons of soilent green and eventually the population of the word dies out because of obeisity i wish i could find a rivet gun that works that nobody is currently using!!!!
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| | Level: 35 | HP: 220 / 860 |
| EXP: 41% |
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| BANNED =D Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In a world gone mad
Inventory | A'it, but it's rigged with a personel mine. I wish I had a contract with Ferrari.
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| 2 sons, AWESOME! | GRANTED but sadly enough your contact is the janitor i wish for a mute button so i could mute some of the people that i work with
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| | Granted, but by muting them their mouths get torn off of their faces and re-attached to your body somewhere. I wish for enough time to take a single nap, mmmm.
__________________ The heart is nature's metronome, it counts seconds into miliseconds and even smaller. It beats with time, perpetually; how such a calculating organ became the symbol of love is a mystery to me. <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v426/utilityanpizzazz/sig.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a> <3<3<3 <img src="http://www.freemyspacegraphics.com/Graphics/Funny_Animations/images/Toilet_Dive.gif"> Моя семья My Bot slicing Brother, Zero | ||||||||
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| 2 sons, AWESOME! | granted but you roll over and get the sheet wrapped around your neck and yeah you get the picture i wish my lil brother would come back into town
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| BANNED =D Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In a world gone mad
Inventory | Ok but he was arrested by law enforcement for burning the entire town to the ground. I wish I was smart and started heating my taco shells 15 minutes ago...
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