[Riddler]

Granted you get shaked up and about then you get turned into a rotten burger

I wish my mum would believe I'm not lying

[Meier Link]

granted but she hates you for telling the truth

i wish for a big bag of gummie bears to appear beside me on the ground.

[Momo Mastermind]

Granted... but the bears are actually bears... covered in "gummy" [a powerful nitro-glicerine compound that deals heavy explosive damage to anything in a 5 mile radius once touched] omg... goodluck.

I wish for a golden necklace made out of silver with a red thing without on the end of doing it.

[loner-kid]

*Loner-kid scratches his head*
Riiiiight I'll be right on it but... Oh my god a bear.
*Loner-kid legs it*

I wish I could open portals to parallel dimensions

[Riddler]

Granted but in the parallel dimensions are bears that are 10x the size of the bears we have right now.

I wish I wasn't sick

[Ghost]

I wish you were. (An answer and a wish all in one)

[Riddler]

Granted but I vomit all over you

I wish you weren't here

[VidenTheColdOne]

Granted, a pack of wild bears attacks his house, and brutally mauls Ghost, leaving his corpse to rot. Once the bears are finished they unload thier bowels all over your front lawn, making it impossible to leave your house without stepping in it.

I wish my heart would stop pounding so wildly (without stopping all together )

[Ghost]

" . . . . . . . . . . "
* A piece of my rotting flesh touches your skin and your heart slows.... SEVERELY. You are a zombie and barely living at all, to the point of undeath.
It's pretty cool 'cause you can no longer feel pain, but then again you will be rejected from all of society and Bruce Campbell will probably hunt you down and destroy you.

I wish for you to collect all of my scattered remains and reconstruct me.

[Riddler]

Granted but since there is no life in you can't get brought back to life

I wish there was genie that gave me a lamp

[Violet]

Granted. But now, the Genie wants to spend some nice "personal" time with you in his lamp of wonders.

I wish I could make candy out of thin air.

[Riddler]

Granted but you cover yourself with so much candy that you can't breath

I wish that you were in candy mountain and suddenly crumbles to the ground taking you with it.

[VidenTheColdOne]

Granted, candy mountain crumbles with Ann still in it, but she miraculously survives. She comes to your house and finds you in your bed asleep. She kills your family, and ties you down and tortures you for weeks. After you don't think you can stand the agony any longer she lets you go. You stagger out into the world only to find all of your friends, family and loved ones have been killed. You are utterly alone, and you must spend the rest of your life in emotional agony.

P.S. Your sterile, she cut out your testes, tough luck.


I wish people would stop talking about bears for odd reasons.

[darkViVi]

Ok but now all the bears are dead and people doesn't talk about anything but beer.

I wish I had beer...

[loner-kid]

Here you go a beer of -370 stanima, you can now barely talk you're so weak

I wish for the powers of a god

[Unknown Entity]

granted, but you can only cast evil...

i wish for a sack full of money...

[Riddler]

Granted but crushes you and endlessly jumps on you

I wish for a sword

[Unknown Entity]

granted, but only a small one...

i wish for a gunblade

[loner-kid]

Okay, I'll just put it... yeah, i hope you don't mind having it in your spleen

I wish for time traveling assassins

[Unknown Entity]

granted, but they are after you...

i wish for a pencil case