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Old 12-29-2007, 06:03 AM Level: 28  HP: 137 / 689
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Tell me something I don't know.

For some reason, I thought of this line from Austin Powers the other day, and chuckled merrily. So I figured it might be interesting here. The object is, of course, to post something that not many people here (or preferably, nobody here) knows. It doesn't have to be important. To start off ...

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I suppose I should have been more specific. I meant something about yourself that nobody here knows. Not just useless trivia, but information about yourself.

(The Austin Powers reply was, "I once open-mouth kissed a horse. That's something you don't know.")

So ...

I'm being stalked by a generally extremely unattractive girl asking for booty calls.
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I'm being stalked by a generally extremely unattractive girl asking for booty calls.
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