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Old 11-14-2007, 10:20 AM Level: 41  HP: 470 / 1023
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Cows Flee after seeing McDonald's?!

Provided by: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_cows_escape_mcdonald_s

Hey Guys, I XD'ed when I saw this article, so I decided to put it on here, you gotta read it to beleive it lol:


WEST HAVEN, Utah - McDonald's? The burger joint? Stampede! Eight cows escaped from a trailer when the rear gate opened as the driver pulled into a McDonald's. It took about two hours to round them up Monday.


"Maybe they were going to...hop in the freezer, save the middleman," Weber County sheriff's Sgt. Dave Creager said.


Lt. Kevin Burns had another theory: "They did'nt like their future."


The roundup was called "Operation Hamburger Helper." Anearby resident even hopped on his horse.


"I throught my eyes were lying, " said Wayne Sanders, who was at a truck stop next door. "I don't know where they came from, but I'd say they'd have to weigh 800 pounds apiece and they were on a pretty good trot."


XD I'm still laughing! One of the funniest news pieces I'll heard in a long time. What do you guys think of this "Hamburger Stampede"?
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Hahah.

It was just a coincidence, although it was good for a chuckle at.

If I was to be a little more unrealistic, I could make up a great story about the cows being in cahoots with aliens, or the government.
There are many reasons I restrain myself from doing so;

1. Alien's supposedly enjoy to prod cows, either that, or my brother talks too much about "Destroy All Humans".

2. It would display how childish I feel today. I need to contain myself.

Either way! Fun story! I'm going to read it to my brother!
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Wow. That's something that you don't see everyday. *laughs* Man, that's just awesome. XD
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Wow...what the hell? The funniest thing about this whole thing is not the cows actually running from McDonalds but the fact that the retrieval of the cows was called "operation Hamburger Helper"..lmao

But honestly...800 pound cows charging around...thats some heavy shit to round up...
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A Mikey D's Stampede? Now that IS original!
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This is something to email to my mom... >.<
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