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08-26-2007, 10:38 AM
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| meh...  Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ysondre-Horde  
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I don't know if this belongs in this forum or if it belongs in another so if this is incorrect then I would like for a mod to place it in the correct forum. I would like to see what kind of haikus people can come up with. OK, here goes a haiku. dark green leafy plants i pick leaves and let them dry smoke feels good for hours If anyone else has a haiku then feel free to post it.
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08-26-2007, 10:45 AM
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| Succubus Queen  Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: My Throne of Lust
Inventory    ![Cherche: [12-06-2008] Some nice perfume for a lady such as yourself! Enjoy :D - Violet](http://www.thefinalfantasy.com/forums/images/commerce/items/Cherche.gif) | That's not a Haiku. A haiku is 5-7-5. Yours is 4-7-5. You're missing one syllable. And for this to be in the lit forum, there has to be some sort of haiku discussion and/or critique of the above Haiku, otherwise this is just a word game.
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08-26-2007, 10:57 AM
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| meh... Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ysondre-Horde
Inventory | dark-green-leaf-y-plants. Sounds like 5 to me. Anyways I was wondering if it belonged here or not. If you think it belongs in Humor then go ahead and put it there.
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08-26-2007, 10:59 AM
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| Succubus Queen Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: My Throne of Lust
Inventory | Oh. Well, fair enough. I thought leafy was only one syllable. My bad. And like I said, it doesn't have to go to humor if there's some sort of discussion about it.
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08-26-2007, 02:25 PM
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Inventory | One question please, What is Haiku ? what is 5-7-5 ? and is there any rules for Haiku ?
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08-26-2007, 02:28 PM
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Inventory | A Haiku is a form of a poem. 5-7-5 refers to the number of syllables for a line. And as far as the rules go, well.. that's what they are. ^
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08-26-2007, 02:44 PM
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| meh... Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ysondre-Horde
Inventory | Here is another example for all the people who do not know what a haiku is. Be sure to sound out each syllable on each line. Water is so good I drink it coz it tastes great May I have some more?
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08-26-2007, 03:36 PM
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Inventory | Well, I'll give it a try because it sounds fun really  Cell phone is so important (5 words) I use it to call my parents (7 words) It is always with me (5 words) Correct ?!
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08-26-2007, 03:41 PM
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| meh... Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ysondre-Horde
Inventory | You got the general idea, but instead of 5 syllables 7 syllables 5 syllables you have 5 words 7 words 5 words Syllables are different sounds that make up a word. "Water" has two syllables; wa-ter. Informative has four syllables; in-for-ma-tive. Give it another try.
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08-26-2007, 04:02 PM
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Inventory | Oh man thats hard for me, English is not my first language ><! I will give it another try : My Doctor is kind (5 syllables I guess!) First aids, Needles and bandages (7 syllables I guess!) May I go to him ?? (5 syllables I guess!) What about this time !!?! 
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08-26-2007, 04:32 PM
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Inventory | I love my two cats When they purr upon my lap. But not when they run.
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08-26-2007, 04:55 PM
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| meh... Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ysondre-Horde
Inventory | Quote:
Not bad at all. Bandages has 3 syllables; ban-da-ges. Not bad for your first haiku. Luke Skywalker rules he beats up on the Empire Darth Vader is dead.
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08-27-2007, 03:08 PM
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Inventory | I have to go poop The toilet is far away Might as well go here
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08-27-2007, 03:43 PM
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Inventory | Hah! That is nice one. Haiku's are freakin' awesome. That's why I made one.
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08-27-2007, 07:31 PM
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Inventory | I can't think of one. Haikus can be really hard O wait, this is one.
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08-28-2007, 02:57 AM
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| Snootchie-bootchies. Ehehehehe!  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Currently, your thoughts. =D
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08-28-2007, 03:22 PM
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| meh... Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ysondre-Horde
Inventory | nice going people these haikus are going great Let us have some more
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08-28-2007, 04:31 PM
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Inventory | My cat smells of butt She needs a freakin bath soon Hope there is some soap
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08-28-2007, 05:07 PM
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| meh... Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ysondre-Horde
Inventory | rice, hops, and barley mixed together for a brew fermented nicely
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08-29-2007, 02:23 PM
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| DO NOT KILL BEES Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: IF YOU DO SO YOU ARE AN UTTER ASSHOLE
Inventory | How I love tea Warm with a cigarette Cooling my dry lips.
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