[Darkwolf]

"yay, that stupid thing left*
*spins shuriken and puts it away with help from Final Fantasy Victory music*

[Muhamo Alru]

"SNEAK ATTACK!"

(deals 1d4 + 5 + 7d6 additional sneak attack damage! you must make a successful fortitude save or be paralysed!)

[Darkwolf]

"uuuhhh, WHAT?"

shrugs you off and takes out katana and thrusts it at your head

"damn, you cut my shoulder, deep!"

[Muhamo Alru]

(dodges!)

"Ok, time for my use magic device skill"

(uses scroll of harm)

[Dr.Glenn]

*uses a telekenisis spell to put a piece of paper with some writing on in Darkwolf's hand*
*runs to a safe distance*

[Darkwolf]

*takes off exploding tag and puts it on the scroll of harm and runs*
Glenn, help me get rid of this one and I MAY not kill you

[Dr.Glenn]

did you read the piece of paper? it may help

[Darkwolf]

ok
"just talk logic, it's his weakness"
THANKS!

*starts speaking logic*

[Dr.Glenn]

the piece of paper was both helpful advice and explosive runes!
*darkwolf is enveloped in an explosion*

[Muhamo Alru]

"AAAAARGH! LOGIC!"

(covers ears)

"Must...be illogical...SMIFFY! I need your help! Let me borrow your sofa powers!"

(dives under the sofa)

[Darkwolf]

ok, Glen, for that YOU'RE LOSING YOUR HEAD PRIVLAGES!

*chucks the giant shuriken at Glen's neck while casting fire at the sofa and speaking logic still*

[Muhamo Alru]

"Shumba wumba weeby jeeby flooooo!"

(counters the logic)

"You should be afraid. I'm the DEADLIEST carbuncle alive! Wanna know why?"

(pulls out a microphone and a giant amplifier)

"I'm tone deaf and I know EVERY word to Finny Fun..."

(prepares to sing) [ooc: Sasuno just cringed]

(starts the dance)

"Swim this way..."

[Dr.Glenn]

*manages to get out of the way of the shuriken, only taking a deep cut across the arm*
*binds the wound on my arm*
*zaps Muhamo Alru's microphone with a lightning spell*
NEVER INTERUPT THE FRATELLIS

[Muhamo Alru]

"but it finished ages ago!"

(continues to sing)

"...we'll dance and we'll now it's very easy come on in just take a chance and shake a fi-in!"

(screeches horribly out of tune!)

[Dr.Glenn]

*casts silence on Muhamo Alru*
*destroys any ehco screens and remedies Muhamo Alru has*

[Muhamo Alru]

"...................."

(is silenced)

" >.> "

(throws a smoke bomb and disappears for now)

[Dr.Glenn]

*Casts sleep on Darkwolf*
*Takes his clothes and hides them*
NOW TRY AND FIGHT ME

[Muhamo Alru]

" O.O;; "

(reappears to give poor darkwolf a fig leaf.)

" >.< "

(and nicks his shuriken and wallet)

[Inagi]

*Pops behind Muhamo and Cracks her head with a bat*

No stealing ><!

*Secretly steals the stuff and sneaks back to the box-cave*

[Muhamo Alru]

"..."

(waves frantically at novacrash)

".... >( "

(stomps off in a huff)