[Inagi]

*Hides behind a Rarab and hopes for the best*

[Muhamo Alru]

(ducking out from under the sofa)

"Eeek! A Battle!"

(holds up a giant racquet in the pitiful attemtp to smack ultima back)

[Inagi]

o.o..

DUDE! Your carbuncle! You can cast reflect!!!

[Darkwolf]

Pulls out a can of PWNAGE on Nova

Next pulls out a Giant Demon Wind Shuriken and sets the 4 blades to be like a spread-out blade and locks it so the blades don't move.

Come on, attack me

[Muhamo Alru]

"right! thanks mister Novacrash"
(casts reflect)
"umm... um....Ok Muhamo...you must have learned some Moo-fu from Brother Smiffy...focus...focus..."
(Muhamo Alru is focusing her energy)

[Darkwolf]

*dashes at tiny carbuncle and swings all four locked blades at it, laughing evily*
"Little creatures should not be in battle"

Sets blades to Shuriken Form after the battle dash and throws it at carbuncle

[Muhamo Alru]

(Muhamo is sent flying, blood pouring from a gaping wound in her chest)
"...little creatures..."
(she stands up, clutching the wound)
"...are not to be underestimated..."
(her eyes glow a deep pink)
"...MOOOOOOO FURY!!"
(Muhamo summons a herd of cows, each one stampeding dangerously in the direction of Darkwolf)

[Darkwolf]

"heh, ur still alive"
The cows came, So Darkwolf Caught his shuriken and had a slashing frenzy, and invited Itachi to dinner as he set the dead ones aflame with Fire Style, Dragon Flame Jutsu.

Ahh, steak

[Muhamo Alru]

"funny, this never happens to Smiffy. time for plan B"
(picks up the sofa and throws it at Darkwolf)
"have a seat!"
(attacks with a horrible pun!)

[Darkwolf]

"Oh god my ears!"
SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UUUUUUUUUUP!

goes supersayian100292439840293570238974029347893203942 0947304972043892
does a hand blast at the Carbuncle while now becoming deaf in left ear

[Muhamo Alru]

(REFLECT KICKS IN!)
"EEEEEEEK!!"
(checks to see if she's still alive)
"Hey, that actually worked! Puns are your weakness eh? Well, that sure was a BLAST!"
(fear the horrible wordplay)

[Darkwolf]

ha, but you have forgotten

I use Ultimate Headphones!
Disturbed-Land Of Confusion!
Crank It UP!
And I am immune!

[Muhamo Alru]

"oh fiddlesticks and foodles!"
(puts a bandage on the wound and draws a picture)
"Looks like i'll have to use VISUAL puns"
(attacks with the picture)

[Darkwolf]

As Ichigo from Bleach says
"one question, why do your drawings SUCK?"
seriously, that "A" looks like a "R"
attacks by throwing shuriken

[Muhamo Alru]

(The R takes the hit from the shuriken, rising a pirate)
R: Arrrrr!!
MA: Ha! You're no match for my retarded comedy!
(orders R Pirate to defend)

[Darkwolf]

*prays to god*
Holy finger of god!
SMITE, TOTAL PWNAGE

"Never piss off God with horrible puns!"

Puts Shuriken back into blade position

[Muhamo Alru]

"Curse you God for your loathing of puns!"
(scrumples up pirate and throws him away)
"Guess I'll have to actually fight you...but I have to change my form if I'm going to beat you..."
(goes into a carbuncle cocoon)

[Darkwolf]

*summons Vincent* *vince uses Death Penalty as Chaos*
MUAHAHAHAHAH

[Muhamo Alru]

"NOOOOOO!!"
(the cocoon is cut open, and carbuncle hasn't transformed yet)
"Oww...where's a white mage when you need one..."
(drinks an X potion and puts up another reflect)
"I'll just wait until my limit gauge is full..."

[Darkwolf]

Muahahahah
*summons Sephiroth*
~Sephiroth~
"you summoned me for this tiny thing?"
~me~
"just kill the damn thing"
~Sephiroth~
"you owe me"
~me~
"Whatever"
~Sephiroth~
"DIE!"
*summons Meteor on Muhamo Alru*