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Old 11-20-2006, 03:37 PM Level: 66  HP: 1502 / 1629
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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, v.3.0

Because I can.


Why do people ask so many stupid questions?
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Because we want stupid answers.

When will Milla Jovovic call me?
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Old 11-20-2006, 03:50 PM Level: 66  HP: 1502 / 1629
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Why doesn't Kate Beckinsale love me?
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Panda> kinda like wikipedia
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Because she loves herself.

Why doesn't any uber hot female love me?
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Because you are the admin and she don't like authority figures.

Errr... Who?

EDIT: Because you posted before me. >_<
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(You didn't show up below)

Some random female which I presume he thinks is hot.

Why is MSN being queer?
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Because Microsoft software is like that.

Why is Windows being gay?
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To fit with Generation X aka Generation Queer.

Who rode the sausage train?
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The n00b.

Whats the time on the north pole?
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Time to release the Hounds of War.

Hold on...what are the Hounds of War?
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Duuuh... The Brotherhood of DOOM!!!!! Of course!

When will we be released?
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