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03-01-2007, 06:54 PM
| Level: 12 | HP: 9 / 291 |
| EXP: 65% |
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 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Being a ninja in Eterna Forest 
Inventory | You get Ifrit...doing hellfire O.O Uh oh....You also recieve a paper that says the vending machine company is not liable of damages >.< *Inserts bones* | ||||||||||||
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03-01-2007, 07:37 PM
| Level: 17 | HP: 26 / 418 |
| EXP: 72% |
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| Registered User  Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kentucky
Inventory | You get a dog barking at a cat with a bone painting, horra follow the bones! *inserts quistis whip...im gonna need that back* | ||||||||||||
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03-02-2007, 01:59 AM
| Level: 23 | HP: 44 / 558 |
| EXP: 33% |
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| Banned  Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Davao City,Philippines 
Inventory | *interesting...........  *puts in quistis Bra!  | ||||||||||||
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03-02-2007, 06:04 AM
| Level: 31 | HP: 145 / 764 |
| EXP: 56% |
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| FapFapFapFapFapFapFapFapF apFapFap  Join Date: May 2006 Location: YOUR BUTTHOLE! 
Inventory ![Falling Star Bag: [12-05-2008] IZ GREEN LIKE FROG, YOU LIKE IT!!!! =D - Silver](http://www.thefinalfantasy.com/forums/images/commerce/items/FallingstarBag.gif) ![Phoenix Down: [12-05-2008] These things always reminded me of hair combs for some reason. Anyway, have fun with it :p. - Violet](http://www.thefinalfantasy.com/forums/images/commerce/items/PhoenixDown.gif) ![Angel Ring: [12-05-2008] Let the angels always protect you...
<3 - Dragoon_Nick](http://www.thefinalfantasy.com/forums/images/commerce/items/AngelRing.gif) ![Flame Whip: [12-06-2008] Use this to knock people's brains out. Especially 'haitchers' and Biology teachers. They need the whacking with a large, blunt object. They'll be all dead. - Doc Rocco](http://www.thefinalfantasy.com/forums/images/commerce/items/FlameMace.gif) ![Maiden's Kiss: [12-09-2008] - Private](http://www.thefinalfantasy.com/forums/images/commerce/items/Maiden'sKiss.gif) | You recieve Lulu's bra! [it's somewhat larger...] *inserts clothes-line* | ||||||||||||
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03-02-2007, 09:09 AM
| Level: 12 | HP: 9 / 291 |
| EXP: 65% |
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| Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Being a ninja in Eterna Forest
Inventory | You recieve Kuja's pants.....lucky so and so >.< *inserts a Kuja Feather* | ||||||||||||
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03-02-2007, 02:30 PM
| Level: 17 | HP: 26 / 418 |
| EXP: 72% |
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| Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kentucky
Inventory | You recieve Wakka's thong and guess what...it's cheeta print!!! *Inserts Riku's bra...oh wait thats right she dosn't need one! So I guess the next best thing is required...inserts Riku's yellow shirt thing, Mumbles, "If you could call it a shirt..."* | ||||||||||||
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03-02-2007, 03:05 PM
| Level: 17 | HP: 26 / 418 |
| EXP: 72% |
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| Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kentucky
Inventory | Ranger recieves Lulu's little cacktor doll...cute... Inserts Tidu's sword* | ||||||||||||
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03-02-2007, 03:17 PM
| Level: 10 | HP: 5 / 239 |
| EXP: 58% |
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 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Hidden 'n my own shadow...
Inventory | receives somethin like....a....hat?? wtf a hat??...wtever the machine chooses... *inserts Irvine's hat* | ||||||||||||
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03-02-2007, 03:25 PM
| Level: 30 | HP: 142 / 736 |
| EXP: 44% |
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 Join Date: Oct 2006
Inventory | You receive...Tidus's virginity..oh man you shouldn't have! *inserts pee wee small size condom* | ||||||||||||
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03-02-2007, 05:16 PM
| Level: 17 | HP: 26 / 418 |
| EXP: 72% |
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| Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kentucky
Inventory | You recieve Tidu's playgirl cover photos...and guess what, their autographed! *Inserts a nuvaring...those little plastic things girls stick up their Vajayjays to keep from getting knocked up Rukia: WTF...earth people use plastic circles to keep them from birthing children...how odd Me: Oh tell me about it! | ||||||||||||
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03-02-2007, 05:23 PM
| Level: 12 | HP: 9 / 291 |
| EXP: 65% |
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| Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Being a ninja in Eterna Forest
Inventory | you recieve a piece of paper that says this machine has been censored by the fcc* Oh crap!  *inserts Wakka* | ||||||||||||
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03-02-2007, 06:01 PM
| Level: 13 | HP: 10 / 312 |
| EXP: 48% |
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 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Im everywhere cause im Babbott!!!
Inventory | you get a toaster *insert Big Mac* | ||||||||||||
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03-02-2007, 06:10 PM
| Level: 25 | HP: 43 / 603 |
| EXP: 14% |
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| WITH LIGHT COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH?  Join Date: Mar 2004
Inventory | You get... a mashed-up Big Mac! And a large Coke. *inserts a tape cassette* | ||||||||||||
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03-02-2007, 09:03 PM
| Level: 17 | HP: 26 / 418 |
| EXP: 72% |
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| Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kentucky
Inventory | You get a tape cassette that teaches you japanese while you sleep! *Inserts Bonzai Japan Club Banner* | ||||||||||||
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03-02-2007, 09:10 PM
| Level: 11 | HP: 6 / 253 |
| EXP: 13% |
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 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In the lonely darknezz....
Inventory | You get a sumo-wrestler. *inserts chain* | ||||||||||||
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03-03-2007, 02:51 AM
| Level: 8 | HP: 2 / 175 |
| EXP: 0% |
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 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In Midgar, helping Tifa fight various things and people such as Bahamut and Sephiroth.
Inventory | u get a....... puppy on a chain? wtf? *inserts collar* | ||||||||||||
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03-03-2007, 06:03 AM
| Level: 14 | HP: 12 / 334 |
| EXP: 39% |
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 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Merry Old England
Inventory | You get a pet velociraptor (wearing the collar). It kills on command. *inserts hand* | ||||||||||||
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03-03-2007, 04:42 PM
| Level: 30 | HP: 142 / 736 |
| EXP: 44% |
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| Join Date: Oct 2006
Inventory | You get britney spear's hair straight off of ebay! *inserts her lighter* | ||||||||||||
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03-04-2007, 12:28 AM
| Level: 11 | HP: 6 / 253 |
| EXP: 13% |
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| Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In the lonely darknezz....
Inventory | Highlighter pops back. The v.m. refuses it. *inserts speaker* | ||||||||||||
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03-04-2007, 11:59 AM
| Level: 25 | HP: 43 / 603 |
| EXP: 14% |
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| WITH LIGHT COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH? Join Date: Mar 2004
Inventory | You receive a song in reply: "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do, I'm half crazy all for the love of you, it won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage, but you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two." *inserts a gold doubloon* | ||||||||||||
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