The fast (A.D.D) RPG.

[Novacrash]

This is a game me and my friend Megajosh2 made up at another forum and has spawned off to a few others.

This was originally a Chat room game, but I found that it works well in threads too.

If you guys haven't like played or heard of this before, the name says it all.
Fast and random.

Before I start explaining the game I want to say one thing, NO GODMODDING.
What's god-modding you ask? *Dodging* every single attack. DON'T DO THAT.

A simple way too avoid this is when someone says *Hits newbo52 with a triple cross slash* He hit you, you can't avoid that.

But if someone says *Lunges at Cloud with his Crystal sword in his hands* You can avoid that, but still people have to get hit sometime.

It's really impossible to avoid godmodding when you have n00bs that play this and since I'm a mod I can't do anything about that.

So, now that I've got that out of the way. The game consists of Different people posting after another person attacks or well does whatever they did.

A good example of this would be: *(First turn since there's nobody to attack yet I'll say something like)*
Me: *readies his Sword in hand waiting for his next opponent to show-up.*

Crystalman.EXE: *Jumps out at Nova from the shadows silently, waving a Bat above his head*

Crystalman.EXE: You have met your end Novacrash!!!

Me: *Gets struck down by the bat*

(You can have any weapon you like really it doesn't matter, heck you could have a rubber-chicken if you want.)

Georgeo98: (You can have any weapon you like really it doesn't matter, heck you could have a rubber-chicken if you want.) *Pulls out a Metool cannon and starts shooting at Crystalman*

So on so forth. The game continues like that. Like I said earlier NO GODMODDING, this is not a game for little n00bs that dodge everything and have super-secret spells that protect them no matter what hits them O.K.?

Anywho 'Tis my turn.

*Pulls out a gunblade waiting for something to happen*
COME OUT YOU DIRTY FREAKS I KNOW YOUR THERE!!!
*Sweat trickles down my face with anxiousness*

[maxpower]

*charges out at novacrash with a morningstar of death and/or destruction*

"I'll get you sucker!"

*Sweat trickles down my face because I'm too darn old to be running around with a morningstar of death and/or destruction*

[Caije]

"Everybody was Kung-fu fighting Ha hootchaa"

*Does Karate and accidentally hits Novacrash*

"Omg! Sorry dude! Sorry!"

[Novacrash]

*flies backwards and hits a stop sign*
WOW! A stop sign actually stopped me.

*Picks up the stop sign and starts beating Caije with it.*

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR USING YOUR KAR-A-TAY!

[Itachi Uchiha]

"When where you going to invite me to this then?"

*starts launching shuriken in all directions*

"Oh and heres a gift for you maxpower"

*slashs uncontrolably at max"

[Caije]

*Picks up sign and throws it at Novacrash*

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[maxpower]

*looks down at slash in his stomach*

Hey that really hurt! What kinda jerk stabs a man in the stomach?

*Falls over dead*

[Novacrash]

o..o;

*Pulls off maxes arm and starts beating Zeke with it*

EAT DECOMPOSING FLESH YOU NEWB!!

*Gets thwonked by the sign and goes flying backwards into a wall*

[SephirothZERO]

*Throws a Watermelon on novacrash*
*some numbers appear on his head*
*SephirothZERO:WTF*
*SephirothZERO starts sobbing*
*little girls asks why im sobbbing*
*SephirothZERO: I wasted a perfectly good Watermelon*
*SephirothZERO is affected by sadness*

[Stevie_boy]

*Stevie boy pulls out longsword and charges into the fray*
*Slips on a piece of watermelon*
*Falls over and drops his sword*

Dammit, that piece of watermelon came out of nowhere. Now where's my god damn sword?

[Caije]

*Sword goes flying into the sign.*

Woah that was lucky

*Caije smiles like a ponce and continues to dance to his music*

[Itachi Uchiha]

*Puts headphones in*

Yes, finally music i can kill to.

*Walks over to novacrash*

You thought decomposing flesh was good? get a load of this!

*Reaches into pocket and pulls out a oversized bannana*

Now i will crush you under this huge yellow thing

*Starts swinging at novacrash*

[SephirothZERO]

*SephirothZERO saves novacrash and steals his gil*
*SephirothZERO starts heading to the watermelon store*
*Store owner tells SephirothZERO that they have ran out of watermelon*
*SephirothZERO starts heading to Mid