Phrases that are funny, retarded and just plain dumb

[Dark Rider]

"Thinking in U-turns." My brother's phrase made me laugh my head off, but I wasn' sober of mind so I would lke you to rate it 1-5

1bad
2just not good
3alright I guess
4good
5great!

[Halie]

I didn't get it. Seriously. How many drinks did u hav?! That was just lame!
Just not good is my ratin! Wut part did u find funny?

[Dark Rider]

3 drinks, and the way we were discussing dumb things and then I siad something that was really messed up and he said that I was thinking in uturns, I see now what you mean, but when your nolonger in control you cant help it. Any way I would also like others to post thier own phrases.

[Halie]

Oh, OK. Well I always say "Owned" wen I prove sum1 wrong. I say alot of weird phrases. But "Owned" is my most common 1. It's not that funny I know. But blame my brother! He's the 1 who made it up!

[Blacksmith]

The phrase "Owned" has been around for probably 15-20 years my friend...though proving someone wrong doesn't really count as a "Owned" anyway. Anyone can do that. Let's say you prove a group of people wrong, then you can say "Owned."

My phrases...

"I'll kill you."
"Shutup, (Insert name)." (Usually when nobody is talking for the sake of randomness)

And some other shit.

[Caije]

Yours is too original


I like to talk shit sometimes, okay, I like to DO shits sometimes, but I never ever eat SHIT!

[Halie]

Originally Posted by Leonarc

The phrase "Owned" has been around for probably 15-20 years my friend...though proving someone wrong doesn't really count as a "Owned" anyway. Anyone can do that. Let's say you prove a group of people wrong, then you can say "Owned."

My phrases...

"I'll kill you."
"Shutup, (Insert name)." (Usually when nobody is talking for the sake of randomness)

And some other shit.

I know it's been around 4 long, but wut I meant was he made it up as in u could say it 2 prove sum1 wrong, wait that didn't make sense! He started sayin it wen he proved sum1 wrong, and he just got me sayin it wenever I proved sum1 wrong. And also he's like 3 cm close 2 gettin me 2 "Battered" wen I prove sum1 wrong. And, the phrase "I'll kill u" is just plain origanal! But I do the same thing with shut up! Lol.

[Dark Rider]

Sounds like we're all thinking in U-turns. And Cija speaking of shit,
you don't say shit you take it, this said we discover that something about shit had to be said, because life's not all about shit.