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12-21-2006, 08:25 PM
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Eating your babies, one at a time.
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Squall: You know, Quistis, I really wish you'd pay more attention to me.
Quistis: Hah, like I'd give any of my students the time of day. Zell: Would you both calm down? I'm trying to read... Seifer: Come on, Quistis. You know Squall is a great guy. ------------------ Fujin: Why, hello everyone. That last one was too easy XD.
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12-23-2006, 11:42 AM
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Squall: Holy shit, mother****er.
Selphie: *nodding*, Holy shit. Squall: So Seifer has a vagina? Seifer: That word... it's so icky! Irvine: I've been masturbating too damn much. Selphie: I'd say not enough! Jerk that hotdog, bitch! Yeah! Quistis: I'm so ****ing drunk... Who's round is it next? Selphie: Can I fondle you? Irvine: I so don't want a camera for this!
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03-01-2007, 01:44 PM
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The Fallen Mage
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selphie~i so wanna kill your dog rinoa!
rinoa~i do too! quitis~you retards, i wont let you! (rinoa holds up a big sword and strikes quitis through the stomach) quitis~you will go to h*ll! selphie~yeah right you b***h! (quitis takes her last breath) rinoa~goodbye...
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03-04-2007, 09:05 PM
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Seifer: Squall, you're hurting my feelings! Let's just sit down with a nice cup of tea and talk about this.
Squall: Oh Seifer! Yes, please. How did I hurt you? Seifer: You made me feel so...unwanted, Squall. Like I was just a...nothing, in your eyes, like I meant nothing to you... Squall: How could you think that, you big silly billy? I never meant it like that at all! Seifer: I know but...sometimes you can be so...uncaring! Squall: C'mere my dear, a hug will cheer you up! Seifer: No, Squall! Dammit! There has to be more to a relationship than physical love! You don't understand me! Rinoa: Fight! Fight! Fight! Seifer: Rinoa! How can you be so callous?! Quistis: Yeah, you stupid bitch! Selphie: GIRLFIGHT! Where's some mud, maybe some lycra suits too... Irvine: Selphie, that's just wrong. Quistis: No it isn't! C'mon Rinoa! Or do you need your dog to help you? Zell: C'mon, everyone, just calm down now...
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03-06-2007, 01:57 PM
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Bring It On!!
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Zell: I say, who would like some tea?
Seifer: Well I don't mind if I do! That sounds mighty grand! I'd like two sugars with mine to sweeten the flavour, oh and add lots of milk, it hurts my throat otherwise. Zell: There you go! Seifer: Oh Zell, you're such a true gentlemen. Oh Squall, would you care to join us? Squall: Well certainly! Oh and have I got some gossip for you! You know Janine.. that nice girl that works in the garden library.. well she.. Quistis: Hotdogs! Come and get your hotdogs! Get 'em whilst they're hot! Zell: Oh no thank you, we don't eat that kind of vulgar thing around here! Quistis: Listen to me ya freaking toff, that ain't nothing vulgar bout me 'otdogs. You hear me, you tosser? Seifer: *gasp* I say! Please could you refrain from using such gutterish offensive language! Rinoa: You geezers picking on my homie Quistis? You better not be! You think you're 'ard? Cos we're rock solid. Hey Selphie, quit shagging your slut-ugly bitch Irvine and get your ass over here. These pricks want a fight! Seifer: Please, can't we sort this out in a non-violent way? Through communication and verbal settlements. Quistis: I'll give you verbal settlements, bitch. Selphie: You tell him, Quis-meister. Rinoa: Damn straight!
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