Kill the Person above you RP (Mature Content)

[Angantyr]

I just saw this forum and thought it could be pretty interesting. Basically in 2 or three paragraphs you describe killing the person about you.

The Rules:

• First Paragraph to Describe you character
• Second two or three to describe the gruesome murder
• Weapons should be like only a little bit better than the person above you, ie you are killing somebody with a toothpick, the next person kills you with a toothbrush then they get killied by a comb then that person gets killed by a hair dryer etc...
• God-Modding is pretty much aloud (Well I guess it needs to be)

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Anyway I'll start off:

The rain started to fall down, little Jimmy had just finished a bad day at school. Jimmy had a rough day, his teacher had been yelling at him for not doing his homework and all the kids were bullying him. Jimmy was a scrawny little blonde boy with a bowl cut, his coat was wet. As he started walking home he tripped up on the curb.
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* Mods: I hope you don't mind

[Hikari]

Suddenly a girl about Jimmy's age was walking a distance behind him. Jimmy was a little disturbed at how she had never been by here before and seemed to be following her. As he quickened the pace, she did as well.

Before Jimmy knew it, he was running as fast as he could not caring where to. She was still right behind him, but not the same way. She was smiling and had a look of death in her eyes. Jimmy ran into an ally only to find a dead end awaited him. The girl looked satisfied.

She stopped for a moments to bathe in the satisfaction of cornering her prey, then ran at Jimmy as fast as she could and pulled out a blood stained mechanical pencil on the way. She began stabing and slashing at Jimmy with all her streanght. Soon his clothes were torn and he was on the ground crying and bleeding everywhere. The girl took no pity on him.

With one final blow, she staped in the side of his neck and left him to bleed. There was no hope for Jimmy and the girl walked away very satisfied at todays catch.

[Shelus]

((( OOC?: Lovely. I suppose it will give some people something to do. LMAO )))

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The girl turns in hopes of feeling better about herself. She is terribly mistaken. A man of a towering height of 6'7" is in front of her to stop her flee. His clothes are of a fancier attire than normal... as if he was on his way home from the office. Than a deathly smile turns cold and frigid as the girl realizes something about this stranger... he is a postal ****ing worker.

Only one of his hands reach out and grasps the girl by the throat. His entire hand fits perfectly arround as one of his fingers can feel the others coming around. This postal working maniac has had his last bad day at work. He will do anything to make sure that he never has to return to such a cold place ever again.

Her hands clinch up tightly around his as she yurns for another breath. Seconds must of seemed like hours as her eyes began to show her brain losing oxygen. They slowly curl up behind her soft white eye lids as she still struggles. Now the man takes this pleasuree a bit further. he lifts her up off the ground to get his fix as his eyes gaze lovingly at this evil dying damsel. Than alas... she moves no longer. He starts to kiss her dead frozen lips as he starts to move his hands downward toward her breasts. But something causes him to turn. He hears something, and he turns to figure out what it is. As he does... the lifeless female fall like a doll upon a hard wood surface.

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((( I hope this is alright... *cough* >_> )))

[Raikkonen]

Nata'ach was resting in a tiny forest in the city, he is an ancient legend from the early days of mankind, when he spread his terror on unsuspective victims. He is a demon, with 6" long fangs and a single horn in the midle of his head. He could suddenly hear the footsteps of a man.

The 4000 year old demon thinks for himself "no human have dared walking here for quite some time."
he silently gets on his feet and looks down on the wet street. A postal worker are walking around, he seems happy and Nata'ach thinks that he will do something.

The ancient one thinks "I wish to do something different this time, this will be too easy."
So he picks up a couple of big paper clips before charging towards him, grabbing his arms and crucifying him onto an abandoned factory.

Nata'ach laughes at the puny mortal and picks up a teddy bear wich he beats the postal worker to death with, one blow after another until he hangs lifless on the wall. With this done, Nata'ach goes back to the bushes and gets some more undisturbed rest.


(OOC-Aarrgghh... I was to late.... *EDITS*)

[TheHasteChocobo]

Catin Planet heard a strange noise in a bush near by him. He walked over the bush and figures something is inside it. He is tired of being the good guy and wants a little taste of evil.

Captin Planet thrusts his hand in the bush and pulls out Nata'ach. He disides that using his powers would attract too much attenion. So he pulls out a street sign and pins Nata'ach to a tree. Captin Planet find some acorns near by and pegs Nata'ach until his face is all bloody.

Captin Planet desides it's time for a finishing blow. Nata'ach is clinging to life with the little blood he has left. Captin Planted pulls the sign off of the pole it was connected to (which is still pinning Nata'ach to the tree) and frisbies it at Nata'ach's head and cuts it clean off.

Then Captin Planet goes to his garden to water his flowers.

[Zephyr]

A robed figure watches Captain Planet from the roof of his house. The figure drops lightly to the ground and sneaks up behind Captain Planet. Suddenly, he pulls out a huge barrel marked "Toxic Waste" and dumps its contents on top of the unsuspecting Planet. Laughing, the figure pulls out a small dagger and begins to stab Captain Planet in the chest over and over again, screaming incoherently.

After reducing Captain Planet to a bloody mess, the figure raises his hands and shouts in a strange language. Captain Plants body staggers up from the ground. The figure then kills him all over again. Spitting on the bloody mess as he turns away, the figure growls "You're right, the power IS mine."

The figure begins to walk down the road.

[Angantyr]

From out of the doors of KFC this very obese women walks out with 3 bags fulled with chicken suffercating the fat around her wrists. She waddles along like a retarded penguin whilst munching a drumstick, there is grease all over her face.

In the distance she sees this dark shape which she thought was a giant easter bunny. Overwhelmed with joy she begins to run towards it, her breasts are wobbling around and knock out all the people she passes by. It takes her a while as she keeps stopping (its only 1 block away) untill she gets to him

Seeing the man in the dark clock she falls on top of him knocking him out. She then proceeds to eat his sholder. Realising it is a person she spits it out "Ewww I want chocolate!!!" She begins jumping up and down on him crushing his organs until she hears a large gurgle then it just suddenly stop "Whaaaa!!! I want giant chocolate!!!!" she then grabs her bags of chicken and waddle down the road.

[Itachi Uchiha]

Sephiroth was jumping from rooftop to rooftop through the heat of the sun. The light didn't suit his pale complection. As he landed on another roof he heard the shattering of bones; looking over the ledge he saw a extremly obese woman jumping on some poor man. Blood splattered everywhere as he watched the reckless killing.

As she walked off he jumped down on to the pavement and walked up to her, he sword held behind his back. Tapping her on her shoulder she turned round to face him, only to face the cold steel of his masamune. He attacked without mercy, pushing her back with volleys of slashed and bone shattering hits. As he blood and blubber flew through the air he stopped attacking and walked away.

She was barely able to stand as blood and fat oozed out of her wounds. As sephiroth reached a safe distance he turned round. At the moment he fired a ultima at his defenceless oppenent. The spell ripped, what was left of her, apart. Her blood was all over the walls. Her fat hung from lamposts. Jumping back on to the rooftops he carried on moving but now with a sadistic smile on his face.

[Shelus]

One can notice a soccer mom of sorts creting a lovely meal for four whilst upon the roof of her apartment. The best kind of food with best kind of view as she hums to herself in delight. But soon... her cooking shall end. As she prepares to take these lumptuous hotdogs off the grill, a man cloaked in black jumps onto the roof, inccidently running straight into the grill. Sephiroth regains his balance after tripping and he readies himself to leave again. He would of made it if he hadn't shared his thoughts on the womans cooking.

Sephiroth: What in Jenova's name is this shit?
Mom: >_<

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Anger billows out of her ears and nose as the mom begins to launch a series of deadly assaults at this Sephiroth creature. First the spatula, then the pronged fork. She then grabs what remaining charcoal os left in the bag and ties it tightly. One swift bow to the head causes Sephiroth to feel a bit dizzy. This is the womans chance to liberate her beloved cooking.

As Sephiroth loses balnce once again, he falls at the foot of this poor soccer mom. She is now more hell bent then the devil himself. She smiles at him once in pain, now in pleasure. Her hands stretch out for last bit of gas that was used to start her grill. Her intentions shall now be known by all. She pours all of the gas upon the mighty figure known as Sephiroth and before too long... Sephiroth is helpless as the fires of earth begin to consume him. Nothing can be done... Sephiroth... the legend... the calamity... is fallen.

Shortly after throwing the carcass of almighty Sephiroth over the roof top, she sets up the grill accordingly to begin cooking yet again.

Mom: That will teach you... HMPH!!!

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Sorry all of you Sephiroth fans. xD

[Itachi Uchiha]

Watching from a near by building, he say it all happen. "how could the almighty Sephiroth fall to the hands of a mum?!" he thought to himself. The unnamed figure carried on watching her as she proceeded with her cooking, she was totally unaware of her watcher. His many weapons shook as he got to his feet. he was covered in them, he had: 3 different sword, a halberd on his back, bow and arrows, claws. You name it, he had it. He was the ultimate weapon, the ultimate ninga. All we wore was his black robes and weapons, his face was hiddin behide cloth wrapped round it hiding his many scars.

Now was the time to strike, her back was turned as she lay the plates on a table. At first he thought of killing her with some fire arrows but that would have been no fun. Instead he drew two of his swords, both of medium length; one was covered in sharp edges while the other appeared normal. Taking one giant leap he headed straight for the mum. Bringing both swords down on her he cleaved both her arms off but there was a problem, he jagged one was stuck while the other had cut though easily leaving a fire trail and sealing the wound and causing greater pain.

The mother cried out in agony as he ripped the other sword out. In a spray of blood the other arm came off and he put his swords away only to start shattering her body with high speed fists and kicks. His claws came out from underneath his gloves and made quick work of her flesh. Her body was covered in wounds when he stopped, but he hadn't finished with her yet. He wanted to make this worse for her. For his final move he pulled he halberd off his back. Lunging forward he impaled her of the end of it, as just as fast as he has put it in her, it twisted it, pulled it out and brung it down heavy apon her. What was left of her split in two as it pasted through the middle of her body and was cleaved in half.

The roof was covered in blood, her cooking spoiled. And just as fast as he came, he left looking for another target.....

[bloodrunner]

The sky was black, as a deaths soul, only light from flames woke the night.
There stood a black ninja with eyes as red as blood,standing near the coast line counting waves as time past.

*crack* a snapping of a twig, behind him the ninja swung round and saw a figure in the flames.A suri warrior with two short swords in a battle position.

the ninja moved at a quick pase as the begune battle, fighting for over 2 mins the forest was just like butter, trashed and burned sword clashing blood and sweat splasing.
The ninja swung a quick left slash across him, but failed then the warrior attacked,in a pincer like attack he shoved one sword down his throat an the other between the groin. The 2 swords connected in the stomach, gasping for air the ninja coughed up blood and then the warrior pulled the swords out and the ninjas front, was ripped apart.

[TheHasteChocobo]

Originally Posted by iamsephiroth