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Old 08-07-2006, 05:24 PM Level: 7   HP: 2 / 153
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but before ex-wresteler could make it down to mc donalds he saw a 17 year old girl lying on the side of the road of course ex-wresteler ran up to her and took her to mc donalds with him did he ever make a wrong mistake then.
when they sat down and begain to eat their big mcs, double cheese burger, and extra extra large fries, with coke ex-wresteler finally asked for her name she said
"Hitomi". when they were finished mc donalds had already closed for the night and nearing around morning before mc donalds opened Hitomi grew hungary.
Neither of them knew how to cook but ex-wresteler tried since they were stuck in mc donalds they had to eat breakfast there. ex-wresteler did what he could walked into the kitchen and tryed to make breakfast. he turned on the stove and waited for it to warm up to start cooking. But he heard footsteps behind him. He quickly turned around yelling "Hitomi is that you" but when is stoped he turned back around only to see the face of death as Hitomi cut his head off with a butcher knife. as it roled onto the stove the last word escaping his lips were "why?".as she walked out of the kitchen rotting air filling the room only fate could dicied what was in store for her next.

(p.s btw i lied Hitomi knows how to cook she made a pefect head salad!! <3)
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Old 08-08-2006, 12:59 AM Level: 43   HP: 629 / 1060
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Looking for some bolts to get the the RYNOIII Ratchet was looking around the streets. Getting tired he decided now would be a good time to get some food so first he made his way around the bend and when he got around the bend he saw all this blubber lying around, as well as several dead bodies including a dead Ninga and and an ex-wrestler just lieing there.

As he closer to the store he saw a young girl walking out holding a butcher knife. He pounder to himself if this young girl could of been the person that killed all the people. He then looked at the knife to see that was covered in blood. Deciding not to risk it he took out his morph-O-ray and hid it behind his back as he walked towards her.

As he got close to her he pulled it and not knowing what it was she gasped. Then pulling the trigger he pointed the ray at releasing the stream. At first she thought it was doing nothing so she laughed untill suddenly she turned into a chicken and dropped the butcher knife.

Being hungry he grabbed the butcher knife and threw it directly through its chest. Laughing he grabbed the chicken and begun to pluck its feathers as he walked towards the kitchen. Using the knife he cut several patties and cooked them in the deep fryer as he prepared a burger. Once it was cook he put the burger together and gobbled it up.

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Old 01-10-2008, 07:59 AM Level: 23   HP: 254 / 573
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jimmy was a 15 year old boy when he started working for mc donalds, now at age 17 the pimply faced dark eyesd boy was the assistant to the assistant french fry maker.

Relalizing that his life was pointless he decided that today of all days would be his day of days.

Noticing the one and only more poor pathetic sole then him in the building was a ex-wrestler who's blue and red leotard made him see red, he grabbed a hand full of fries and filled his salt shaker with hot germ infested grease.

jumping over the counter he made a startaling dash at the ex-wrestler, in a crazy fit of frenzy jimmy riped the top off of his salt shaker and threw the hot grease/ salt combination into the exwrestlers face. Blinded the wrestler hit the ground, jimmy quickly side steped grabbed him by the back of the head and smashed his head into a table while screaming "would you like fries with that!!!!!" with out hesitation he took his hand full of fries and crammed them into the exwrestlers mouth and nose, sufficating him with the salty golden little treats!!

After wards jimmy walked out screaming "i quit" and flipped the bird to his old boss. With a hellish grin and no remorse jimmy headed home to play his turbo grafix 16....


NOTE:::::k i jacked up and didnt see page 2 but im to lazy to fix it! plus i like my story so lets keep it going from here:::::
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