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Old 06-14-2006, 11:31 AM Level: 59  HP: 1466 / 1466
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WHY??? couldn't Leviathan bring his car?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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I'm moving to the north-pole with DV and in my bag I have...

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I'm moving to the north-pole with DV and in my bag I have...

gloves, socks, Zoe, food, Playboy's special-christmas-edition 2003, guitar, mini-TV, Weetos cereals (fresh until April 2009), milk, Playstation 2, batteries, pink disco boots, radio/CD-player, Laptop with wireless internet connection, the new Red Hot Chilipeppers album (special edition + DvD), Juoppohullun päiväkirja (Finnish book), the Bloodhound Gang, a spell book, games to Playstation 2, "How do I make DV bow for me"-course for beginners manual, wc-paper, an iglo-toilet (home-made), Donald Duck magazines, a Vespa with snow tires, gasoline/petrol, my Che Guevara poster, beer, the good porn, condoms, your momma, dV's drinking horn, the lead singer from Fall Out Boy's blooded head on a stake, cheese, a little pig, a big bottle of lube for all the gay sex I'll be having, a viking helmet hith two dildos where the horns are ment to be, fridge, flash-light, a hotdog, match box, a camel,Zippo lighter fluid, DV's farm pig, the Super Mario Bros, NES, my van, two bench, Raikkonens Formula1 car (from last year), supercharger to his car, Formula1 petrol, Bridgeston's tires, A spare racing tuned F1 engine, pig food, Babe Jr.,the chick across the street, nails, a giant c0ck, a 30 lb. ball of twine, Henry the Hoover, some random n00b, Cesar, Alex's lawnmower, spade, Leviathan's car, an army of Dani Filths, wood,

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I'm moving to the north-pole with DV and in my bag I have...

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I'm moving to the north-pole with DV and in my bag I have...

gloves, socks, Zoe, food, Playboy's special-christmas-edition 2003, guitar, mini-TV, Weetos cereals (fresh until April 2009), milk, Playstation 2, batteries, pink disco boots, radio/CD-player, Laptop with wireless internet connection, the new Red Hot Chilipeppers album (special edition + DvD), Juoppohullun päiväkirja (Finnish book), the Bloodhound Gang, a spell book, games to Playstation 2, "How do I make DV bow for me"-course for beginners manual, wc-paper, an iglo-toilet (home-made), Donald Duck magazines, a Vespa with snow tires, gasoline/petrol, my Che Guevara poster, beer, the good porn, condoms, your momma, dV's drinking horn, the lead singer from Fall Out Boy's blooded head on a stake, cheese, a little pig, a big bottle of lube for all the gay sex I'll be having, a viking helmet hith two dildos where the horns are ment to be, fridge, flash-light, a hotdog, match box, a camel,Zippo lighter fluid, DV's farm pig, the Super Mario Bros, NES, my van, two bench, Räikkonen's Formula1 car (from last year), supercharger to his car, Formula1 petrol, Bridgeston's tires, A spare racing tuned F1 engine, pig food, Babe Jr.,the chick across the street, nails, a giant c0ck, a 30 lb. ball of twine, Henry the Hoover, some random n00b, Cesar, Alex's lawnmower, spade, Leviathan's car, an army of Dani Filths, wood,Midgets...lots of them, Kinney's cooking magazine,Babe Jr's Mother, pizza,
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I'm moving to the north-pole with DV and in my bag I have...

gloves, socks, Zoe, food, Playboy's special-christmas-edition 2003, guitar, mini-TV, Weetos cereals (fresh until April 2009), milk, Playstation 2, batteries, pink disco boots, radio/CD-player, Laptop with wireless internet connection, the new Red Hot Chilipeppers album (special edition + DvD), Juoppohullun päiväkirja (Finnish book), the Bloodhound Gang, a spell book, games to Playstation 2, "How do I make DV bow for me"-course for beginners manual, wc-paper, an iglo-toilet (home-made), Donald Duck magazines, a Vespa with snow tires, gasoline/petrol, my Che Guevara poster, beer, the good porn, condoms, your momma, dV's drinking horn, the lead singer from Fall Out Boy's blooded head on a stake, cheese, a little pig, a big bottle of lube for all the gay sex I'll be having, a viking helmet hith two dildos where the horns are ment to be, fridge, flash-light, a hotdog, match box, a camel,Zippo lighter fluid, DV's farm pig, the Super Mario Bros, NES, my van, two bench, Räikkonen's Formula1 car (from last year), supercharger to his car, Formula1 petrol, Bridgeston's tires, A spare racing tuned F1 engine, pig food, Babe Jr.,the chick across the street, nails, a giant c0ck, a 30 lb. ball of twine, Henry the Hoover, some random n00b, Cesar, Alex's lawnmower, spade, Leviathan's car, an army of Dani Filths, wood,Midgets...lots of them, Kinney's cooking magazine,Babe Jr's Mother, pizza, Hilary Duff,
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I'm moving to the north-pole with DV and in my bag I have...

gloves, socks, Zoe, food, Playboy's special-christmas-edition 2003, guitar, mini-TV, Weetos cereals (fresh until April 2009), milk, Playstation 2, batteries, pink disco boots, radio/CD-player, Laptop with wireless internet connection, the new Red Hot Chilipeppers album (special edition + DvD), Juoppohullun päiväkirja (Finnish book), the Bloodhound Gang, a spell book, games to Playstation 2, "How do I make DV bow for me"-course for beginners manual, wc-paper, an iglo-toilet (home-made), Donald Duck magazines, a Vespa with snow tires, gasoline/petrol, my Che Guevara poster, beer, the good porn, condoms, your momma, dV's drinking horn, the lead singer from Fall Out Boy's blooded head on a stake, cheese, a little pig, a big bottle of lube for all the gay sex I'll be having, a viking helmet hith two dildos where the horns are ment to be, fridge, flash-light, a hotdog, match box, a camel,Zippo lighter fluid, DV's farm pig, the Super Mario Bros, NES, my van, two bench, Räikkonen's Formula1 car (from last year), supercharger to his car, Formula1 petrol, Bridgeston's tires, A spare racing tuned F1 engine, pig food, Babe Jr.,the chick across the street, nails, a giant c0ck, a 30 lb. ball of twine, Henry the Hoover, some random n00b, Cesar, Alex's lawnmower, spade, Leviathan's car, an army of Dani Filths, wood, Midgets...lots of them, Kinney's cooking magazine,Babe Jr's Mother, pizza, Hilary Duff, Hell's Bells,
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