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Old 06-14-2006, 06:10 AM Level: 41   HP: 210 / 1022
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gloves, socks, Zoe, food, Playboy's special-christmas-edition 2003, guitar, mini-TV, Weetos cereals (fresh until April 2009), milk, Playstation 2, batteries, pink disco boots, radio/CD-player, Laptop with wireless internet connection, the new Red Hot Chilipeppers album (special edition + DvD), Juoppohullun päiväkirja (Finnish book), the Bloodhound Gang, a spell book, games to Playstation 2, "How do I make DV bow for me"-course for beginners manual, wc-paper, an iglo-toilet (home-made), Donald Duck magazines, a Vespa with snow tires, gasoline/petrol, my Che Guevara poster, beer, the good porn, condoms, your momma, dV's drinking horn, the lead singer from Fall Out Boy's blooded head on a stake, cheese, a little pig, a big bottle of lube for all the gay sex I'll be having,
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"And alien tears will fill for him
Pity's long-broken urn,
For his mourners will be outcast men,
And outcasts always mourn."

Oscar Wilde, The Ballad of Reading Gaol
(1854 - 1900)
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Old 06-14-2006, 06:13 AM Level: 34   HP: 285 / 845
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Old 06-14-2006, 06:15 AM Level: 59   HP: 1460 / 1460
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Here's a bunch of random people I ocassionally talk to.
Heather<3, UntilTheEnd, Andy, Ally, Martin.

Heather & Ally has nice lady lumpz. I watch lots of tiems.

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Old 06-14-2006, 06:16 AM Level: 28   HP: 137 / 679
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Old 06-14-2006, 06:18 AM Level: 34   HP: 285 / 845
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gloves, socks, Zoe, food, Playboy's special-christmas-edition 2003, guitar, mini-TV, Weetos cereals (fresh until April 2009), milk, Playstation 2, batteries, pink disco boots, radio/CD-player, Laptop with wireless internet connection, the new Red Hot Chilipeppers album (special edition + DvD), Juoppohullun päiväkirja (Finnish book), the Bloodhound Gang, a spell book, games to Playstation 2, "How do I make DV bow for me"-course for beginners manual, wc-paper, an iglo-toilet (home-made), Donald Duck magazines, a Vespa with snow tires, gasoline/petrol, my Che Guevara poster, beer, the good porn, condoms, your momma, dV's drinking horn, the lead singer from Fall Out Boy's blooded head on a stake, cheese, a little pig, a big bottle of lube for all the gay sex I'll be having, a viking helmet hith two dildos where the horns are ment to be, fridge, flash-light, a hotdog,
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Waterprince- my aquatic half-brother, Maxpower- my van-driving hippy inlaw with the name you would like to touch,
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Old 06-14-2006, 06:21 AM Level: 28   HP: 137 / 679
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Old 06-14-2006, 06:23 AM Level: 34   HP: 285 / 845
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gloves, socks, Zoe, food, Playboy's special-christmas-edition 2003, guitar, mini-TV, Weetos cereals (fresh until April 2009), milk, Playstation 2, batteries, pink disco boots, radio/CD-player, Laptop with wireless internet connection, the new Red Hot Chilipeppers album (special edition + DvD), Juoppohullun päiväkirja (Finnish book), the Bloodhound Gang, a spell book, games to Playstation 2, "How do I make DV bow for me"-course for beginners manual, wc-paper, an iglo-toilet (home-made), Donald Duck magazines, a Vespa with snow tires, gasoline/petrol, my Che Guevara poster, beer, the good porn, condoms, your momma, dV's drinking horn, the lead singer from Fall Out Boy's blooded head on a stake, cheese, a little pig, a big bottle of lube for all the gay sex I'll be having, a viking helmet hith two dildos where the horns are ment to be, fridge, flash-light, a hotdog, match box, a camel
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Livana- my toast twin, OWA- my one winged angel brother, Ragnatoad- my amphibian knight,
Waterprince- my aquatic half-brother, Maxpower- my van-driving hippy inlaw with the name you would like to touch,
Boco- my feathery stallion, Phantom- my hollow-slaying Shinigami rival, I am Final Fantasy Fan Cid's Quincy co-pilot

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Old 06-14-2006, 06:24 AM Level: 35   HP: 305 / 857
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gloves, socks, Zoe, food, Playboy's special-christmas-edition 2003, guitar, mini-TV, Weetos cereals (fresh until April 2009), milk, Playstation 2, batteries, pink disco boots, radio/CD-player, Laptop with wireless internet connection, the new Red Hot Chilipeppers album (special edition + DvD), Juoppohullun päiväkirja (Finnish book), the Bloodhound Gang, a spell book, games to Playstation 2, "How do I make DV bow for me"-course for beginners manual, wc-paper, an iglo-toilet (home-made), Donald Duck magazines, a Vespa with snow tires, gasoline/petrol, my Che Guevara poster, beer, the good porn, condoms, your momma, dV's drinking horn, the lead singer from Fall Out Boy's blooded head on a stake, cheese, a little pig, a big bottle of lube for all the gay sex I'll be having, a viking helmet hith two dildos where the horns are ment to be, fridge, flash-light, a hotdog, match box,camel, Zippo lighter fluid

*edits in a camel??*
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Old 06-14-2006, 06:40 AM Level: 20   HP: 48 / 477
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gloves, socks, Zoe, food, Playboy's special-christmas-edition 2003, guitar, mini-TV, Weetos cereals (fresh until April 2009), milk, Playstation 2, batteries, pink disco boots, radio/CD-player, Laptop with wireless internet connection, the new Red Hot Chilipeppers album (special edition + DvD), Juoppohullun päiväkirja (Finnish book), the Bloodhound Gang, a spell book, games to Playstation 2, "How do I make DV bow for me"-course for beginners manual, wc-paper, an iglo-toilet (home-made), Donald Duck magazines, a Vespa with snow tires, gasoline/petrol, my Che Guevara poster, beer, the good porn, condoms, your momma, dV's drinking horn, the lead singer from Fall Out Boy's blooded head on a stake, cheese, a little pig, a big bottle of lube for all the gay sex I'll be having, a viking helmet hith two dildos where the horns are ment to be, fridge, flash-light, a hotdog, match box, a camel, DV's farm pig, the Super Mario Bros,
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Livana- my toast twin, OWA- my one winged angel brother, Ragnatoad- my amphibian knight,
Waterprince- my aquatic half-brother, Maxpower- my van-driving hippy inlaw with the name you would like to touch,
Boco- my feathery stallion, Phantom- my hollow-slaying Shinigami rival, I am Final Fantasy Fan Cid's Quincy co-pilot

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Old 06-14-2006, 07:02 AM Level: 28   HP: 137 / 679
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I'm moving to the north-pole with dV and in my bag I have...


gloves, socks, Zoe, food, Playboy's special-christmas-edition 2003, guitar, mini-TV, Weetos cereals (fresh until April 2009), milk, Playstation 2, batteries, pink disco boots, radio/CD-player, Laptop with wireless internet connection, the new Red Hot Chilipeppers album (special edition + DvD), Juoppohullun päiväkirja (Finnish book), the Bloodhound Gang, a spell book, games to Playstation 2, "How do I make DV bow for me"-course for beginners manual, wc-paper, an iglo-toilet (home-made), Donald Duck magazines, a Vespa with snow tires, gasoline/petrol, my Che Guevara poster, beer, the good porn, condoms, your momma, dV's drinking horn, the lead singer from Fall Out Boy's blooded head on a stake, cheese, a little pig, a big bottle of lube for all the gay sex I'll be having, a viking helmet hith two dildos where the horns are ment to be, fridge, flash-light, a hotdog, match box, a camel,Zippo lighter fluid, DV's farm pig, the Super Mario Bros, NES,

(if we have PS2, we have to NES)
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Old 06-14-2006, 07:05 AM Level: 20   HP: 56 / 491
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