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Old 03-03-2006, 12:56 PM Level: 42   HP: 237 / 1043
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Locke found Banon lying on a riverside, barely alive. When he bent down to drag the old man back onto land, Banon said "Just the thief I've been looking for..." The treasure hunter was taken aback for a moment, but then wordlessly kicked the old man back into the river, and watched him float out into the middle and eventually sink.

Locke +1
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Terra -- 7
Biggs/Vicks -- 5
Wedge -- 6
Locke -- 10
Mog -- 7
Edgar -- 6
Sabin -- 6
Ultros -- 3
Celes -- 6
Shadow -- 6
Cyan -- 9
Gau -- 6
Setzer -- 7
Cid -- 6
Maduin -- 6
Madonna -- 6
Strago -- 6
Relm -- 7
Yura -- 7
Gen. Leo -- 6
Gestahl -- 3
Umaro -- 7
Gogo -- 6
Duncan -- 6

Banon eliminated.
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Old 03-03-2006, 01:10 PM Level: 16   HP: 21 / 395
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Locke -- 10
Mog -- 7
Edgar -- 6
Sabin -- 6
Ultros -- 3
Celes -- 6
Shadow -- 6
Cyan -- 9
Gau -- 6
Setzer -- 7
Cid -- 6
Maduin -- 6
Madonna -- 5
Strago -- 6
Relm -- 7
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Gestahl -- 3
Umaro -- 7
Gogo -- 6
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Old 03-04-2006, 08:41 AM Level: -INF   HP: NAN / -INF
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Mog Does a dance and rocks fall on Ultros
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Locke -- 10
Mog -- 8
Edgar -- 6
Sabin -- 6
Ultros -- 2
Celes -- 6
Shadow -- 6
Cyan -- 9
Gau -- 6
Setzer -- 7
Cid -- 6
Maduin -- 6
Madonna -- 5
Strago -- 6
Relm -- 7
Yura -- 7
Gen. Leo -- 7
Gestahl -- 3
Umaro -- 7
Gogo -- 6
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Edgar -- 6
Sabin -- 6
Ultros -- 2
Celes -- 6
Shadow -- 7
Cyan -- 9
Gau -- 6
Setzer -- 7
Cid -- 6
Maduin -- 6
Madonna -- 5
Strago -- 6
Relm -- 7
Yura -- 7
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Old 03-04-2006, 10:21 AM Level: 7   HP: 2 / 158
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Shadowstrike takes classes from Quistis - (lv 2)
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Locke -- 10
Mog -- 8
Edgar -- 6
Sabin -- 6
Ultros -- 1
Celes -- 6
Shadow -- 7
Cyan -- 10
Gau -- 6
Setzer -- 7
Cid -- 6
Maduin -- 6
Madonna -- 5
Strago -- 6
Relm -- 7
Yura -- 7
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Gestahl -- 3
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Old 03-04-2006, 12:19 PM Level: 42   HP: 237 / 1043
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In the middle of one of his ridiculous speeches, Ultra does not notice Locke sneak up from behind. Once Ultros finally does notice, it's too late for him...

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Mog -- 8
Edgar -- 6
Sabin -- 6
Celes -- 6
Shadow -- 7
Cyan -- 10
Gau -- 6
Setzer -- 7
Cid -- 6
Maduin -- 6
Madonna -- 5
Strago -- 6
Relm -- 7
Yura -- 7
Gen. Leo -- 7
Gestahl -- 3
Umaro -- 7
Gogo -- 6
Duncan -- 6

ULTROS ELIMINATED
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Old 03-04-2006, 12:24 PM Level: 34   HP: 285 / 845
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Terra -- 7
Biggs/Vicks -- 4
Wedge -- 5
Locke -- 11
Mog -- 8
Edgar -- 6
Sabin -- 7
Celes -- 6
Shadow -- 7
Cyan -- 10
Gau -- 6
Setzer -- 7
Cid -- 6
Maduin -- 6
Madonna -- 5
Strago -- 6
Relm -- 7
Yura -- 7
Gen. Leo -- 7
Gestahl -- 3
Umaro -- 7
Gogo -- 6
Duncan -- 6

Sabin +1
Wedge -1

Sabin gives wedge a wedgie
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Old 03-05-2006, 05:43 AM Level: -INF   HP: NAN / -INF
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Mog watches the Emperor sleep. Then Mog put's her spear into the Emperor
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Mog -- 9
Edgar -- 6
Sabin -- 7
Celes -- 6
Shadow -- 7
Cyan -- 10
Gau -- 6
Setzer -- 7
Cid -- 6
Maduin -- 6
Madonna -- 5
Strago -- 6
Relm -- 7
Yura -- 7
Gen. Leo -- 7
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Gogo -- 6
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Old 03-05-2006, 04:57 PM Level: 28   HP: 139 / 685
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Sasquatch jumps rope with Freya - (lv 5)Sasquatch jumps rope with Freya - (lv 5)Sasquatch jumps rope with Freya - (lv 5)Sasquatch jumps rope with Freya - (lv 5)
...her?

Edgar drills into Gestahl's temple.

Terra -- 7
Biggs/Vicks -- 4
Wedge -- 5
Locke -- 11
Mog -- 9
Edgar -- 7
Sabin -- 7
Celes -- 6
Shadow -- 7
Cyan -- 10
Gau -- 6
Setzer -- 7
Cid -- 6
Maduin -- 6
Madonna -- 5
Strago -- 6
Relm -- 7
Yura -- 7
Gen. Leo -- 7
Gestahl -- 2
Umaro -- 7
Gogo -- 6
Duncan -- 6

What'll be the finishing move?
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Old 03-06-2006, 04:01 AM Level: -INF   HP: NAN / -INF
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Quote:
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I assume thats supose to be 1 so assuming that.....

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Celes -- 6
Shadow -- 8
Cyan -- 10
Gau -- 6
Setzer -- 7
Cid -- 6
Maduin -- 6
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Strago -- 6
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Yura -- 7
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Umaro -- 7
Gogo -- 6
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Shadow Assassinates Emperor Gestahl!
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Old 03-06-2006, 04:07 AM Level: 28   HP: 139 / 685
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Yeah, sorry about that.

Terra -- 7
Biggs/Vicks -- 4
Wedge -- 5
Locke -- 11
Mog -- 9
Edgar -- 7
Sabin -- 8
Celes -- 6
Shadow -- 8
Cyan -- 10
Gau -- 6
Setzer -- 7
Cid -- 6
Maduin -- 6
Madonna -- 5
Strago -- 6
Relm -- 7
Yura -- 7
Gen. Leo -- 7
Umaro -- 7
Gogo -- 6
Duncan -- 5

Sabin bests his master!
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Duncan -1
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Mog -- 10
Edgar -- 7
Sabin -- 8
Celes -- 6
Shadow -- 8
Cyan -- 10
Gau -- 6
Setzer -- 7
Cid -- 6
Maduin -- 6
Madonna -- 5
Strago -- 6
Relm -- 7
Yura -- 7
Gen. Leo -- 7
Umaro -- 7
Gogo -- 6
Duncan -- 5

Mog +1
Biggs -1

Mog sits on Biggs and farts.
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How dare you start this without me?

Terra -- 8
Biggs/Vicks -- 3
Wedge -- 5
Locke -- 11
Mog -- 10
Edgar -- 6
Sabin -- 8
Celes -- 6
Shadow -- 8
Cyan -- 10
Gau -- 6
Setzer -- 7
Cid -- 6
Maduin -- 6
Madonna -- 5
Strago -- 6
Relm -- 7
Yura -- 7
Gen. Leo -- 7
Umaro -- 7
Gogo -- 6
Duncan -- 5

Terra +1
Edgar -1

Terra burns Edgar with a Fire spell for that sorry attempt of a flirt...
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