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Old 01-14-2006, 12:05 PM Level: -INF  HP: NAN / -INF
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he was headless

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you had the brain capacity to pick up the reciever.

"What's that noise? Anyone else hear that? I think I have a brain tumor."

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Old 01-14-2006, 01:07 PM Level: -INF  HP: NAN / -INF
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I were a mod and threatened to ban you.

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( damn thats cold n below the belt ) if I were human

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Old 01-14-2006, 01:28 PM Level: 51  HP: 452 / 1271
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he had any fashion sense. (if you don't get it then look up the word "pun")

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you had something to practise with.

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lord grimsword used them to decapitate the unworthy

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You had drunken the blood of a virgin.

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You actually had any money to buy a DVD.

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people used the "outdoors" once in a while.

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Spiderman didn't have such a freakin enormous wang.

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Pigs didn't wallow in the mud.

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vegatables had same sex relationships.

Penguins wouldn't freeze to death if...
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