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Old 01-10-2006, 01:09 AM Level: 15  HP: 16 / 353
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Trees grew in space.

The world would be flat if...
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it went through a black hole after being smashed by millions of asteroids.

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they were mixed with crack !

Pooping would be more enjoyable if...
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...everytime it happened it was accompanied by a 21 gun salute.

TFF would die if...
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I left. HAHAHAHA

TFF would get more traffic if...
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We all lived near a motorway

emo would die if
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Old 01-11-2006, 12:57 AM Level: 31  HP: 177 / 753
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they'd just quit talking about it and just fire the damn thing already.

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The squirrels got into it.

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they had flux capaciters and cheesecake burgers.

stuven leamington merryweather will become king if..
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...I wanted him to.

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....anybody really cared that much.

I would be green if....
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...you weren't already blue.

(But you did the green thing once, so... heh. And I was pink.)


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...People didn't get paid to do them? (Sorry, had to go with the obvious answer.)

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