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you stopped beggin them for money.

my pregnacy test would read positive if...
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You were indeed abducted by extraterrestials on the night of April 31st, 2006.

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You had a giant horn comming out of your head!

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you tied a horn to your head with some thick bungee cord and fed them every Christmas, INSTEAD of those damn reindeer.

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you were also abducted on the night of April 31st, 2006.

I will also be abducted if...
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you had a dingle berry.

Why do you fill me up butter cup baby?
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What does this have to do with the word if?

I'd be listening to something better than Green Day right now if...
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You listen to me.

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You were listening to your neighbor'c conversation?

I could remember not to get the if game and question game confused if...
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you were sane.

he will only get sane if...
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he only had a brain.


I'd be in Texas right now if...
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I were wearing a strate jacket.

Life would be like a box of chocolates if...
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you ate it.

I could find some chocolate if...
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I were inside Rosy O'donnell's stomach.

I would be inside Rosy O'donnell's stomach if...
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