Would you rather? - Page 3

11-21-2005, 04:59 AM

I believe the first option is a bit better....

If you had to choose between doing one of the following to your biggest idol, would you:

Kill him or be sodomized by him?

This only really works if you're a man, really...

11-21-2005, 10:46 AM

sodomized. only because it'd be gackt-sama...

okay... would you sit naked in a classroom, the only other people being of the opposite gender, for a week straight or wear a banana suit and sing the Banana Phone song for a week straight?

Lestat · 11-22-2005, 10:04 AM

Although being naked in front of a bunch of girls could be kinda embarassing, I could always move to a different part of the world and be done with it. Plus I don't know what the Banana Song is. And another thing; you never know, something good COULD happen while surrounded by girls for a week. And what if the girls are naked too?

Would you rather be cleaved in two at the waist by Sephiroth, but remain alive, knowing that you have the terrible fire to deal with afterwards, or have your spirit torn agonisingly from your body by Seymour and be forced to serve him as a mortis creature, bearing in mind that you'll be horribly killed by Tidus and co about ten minutes later anyway?

Malahk Musashi · 11-22-2005, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolf_Odonnell

I believe the first option is a bit better....

If you had to choose between doing one of the following to your biggest idol, would you:

Kill him or be sodomized by him?

This only really works if you're a man, really...

Well, some girls don't like anal. *cough*

I'd say the latter. Dying immediately afterwards is better than trying to guide 2 halves out of a fire.

So, would you rather trade your genitalia for eternal life, or trade 25 years of your life for more attractive genitalia?

Lestat · 11-22-2005, 11:12 AM

It would have to be number 2. Advances in medical technology allow us to live much longer than we're supposed to anyway, so the 25 years I'd lose I shouldn't have naturally in the first place. And I need those genitles, whether enhanced or not. Plus immortality would be dead boring.

Would you rather be shot by a screwed-up emo teenager who thinks the Matrix is real (or maybe he's just listened to too much music, your call), or be the screwed-up teen yourself and suffer capital punishment by either lethal injection or electric chair?

11-22-2005, 11:29 AM

i'd be the teenager. and if i could choose which way to be punished, it'd have to be the chair. hardly anyone ever uses the chair anymore, so i'd want to go out being almost but not quite unique.
okay, if i were to have you locked in a closet and slowly tortured to death, which method would you prefer: starvation and humiliation OR hanging you upside down from my ceiling once a day and playing darts?

11-23-2005, 11:25 AM

hmmmm, hanging from the cieling and have darts thrown at me wont be soo bad, you may miss me...unless you bring friends round for a game, might be a bit painful but i hate being humiliated so 2nd options good enough for me ^^.

Be teleporeted into a world of thosands of Sephiroth cos-players dressed as Aeris OR spend a night at a haunted house with only a dog, a sponge called fed and your choice of FF villan?

Mr E Man · 11-23-2005, 11:40 AM

haunted house. throw the dog at my enemy and run with the sponge clasped in my hand.

Would you rather, sniff under the fatrolls of an unclean obese lady... or be probed by aliens in the most pleasing ... or unpleasing manner?

11-24-2005, 11:07 PM

aliens all the way! i'm a total x-files nerd, so that'd be like heaven to me.
okay, would you rather set yourself on fire for a peace protest OR have Jackie Chan slap you in the face with a ladder?

11-25-2005, 03:53 AM

I'll go with Jackie Chan slapping me with a ladder....

Would you give your life for that of a child?

fire exit man · 11-25-2005, 03:58 AM

No, simple as that.

Would you rather have both your arms tron off in some kind of cult ceremny or have both your legs removed with a rusty coping saw?

Green Angel · 12-02-2005, 07:06 PM

My legs, because my arms are so useful for things, legs I can get plastic ones

. Would you rather bite your tongue and cut it, or to pop out your own eye with a spoon.

Strong Bad · 12-02-2005, 07:18 PM

Do you mean cut your tongue... off? If cut it off.. I think I'd rather have... er... 1 eye than no tongue. You prolly couldn't eat very well without a tongue. Plus... you couldn't..talk at all.. and you couldn't make out!

Would you rather....

Make out with Strong Bad or... Make out with Strong Bad?

Green Angel · 12-02-2005, 07:50 PM

Hmm, that is a tricky question. I would choose the second choice(dont ask, I just think its the best choice). Would you rather Drown in a swimming pool, or in the sea.

12-04-2005, 10:44 AM

A swimming pool because my eyes wouldnt sting as much, maybe i should of gone to specsavers and got some contact lenses....nah...

Would you either go to an audition for Kingdom Hearts 2 only to be sent away and be beaten by Vivi who gets a part in KH2 anyway or go on FF Online and try to communicate with the many noobs asking "HEAL PLZ! SPARE MONEY 4 NOOBZ? HOW I MINE 4 FISH?" (etc etc) and make absoulutly no progress in the end...(I know its not a good choice but i really cant be bothered today, sorry -_-)