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half of my leg because i always wear pants anyway so it's not like a bunch of people would have to look at it.
okay, would you rather bathe in a vat of radioactive acid that will most likely cause your skin to slosh off and your remains to become the equivallent to a small scale nuklear bomb OR would you prefer to be abducted by aliens from the other end of the universe and submit to various biological 'experaments' of the alien's choosing? |
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Totally the aliens. They'd at least want me a live to put into their alien zoo. I'd love to be a little green mans lapdog.
Would you rather pop out one of your own eyes with a spoon, or pop out your mothers eye with a spoon?
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Well my mother definately mainly because shes dead and may not mind loosing her eye...unless she comes back as a zombies and eats my brain..meh!
Would you rarther be abducted by some guy you dont know, be beaten repeatedly and left in his closet to die OR run into the middle of a bunch of very hungrey vultures, play dead and put a 'EAT ME' sign on your back... |
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i'd rather be abducted and put in the closet to die. i freakin HATE vultures!
okay. would you rather have your hands run through a paper shredder that's been modified to have things bigger than paper put in it OR be the guy/girl sitting next to a suicide bomber on a crowded bus? |
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I would rarther sit next to the bomber guy on a bus, at least my death would be quicker than having my hand rammed through a paper shredder!
Would you rarther have an operation and be stabbed repeatedly by a nurse with a scalpel and get infected with the T-Virus (Resi Evil) OR let a zombie come and rip you limb from limb and then eat your brain. (The perc is either way you become a zombie and if you get shot by a shotgun you will come back to life, corpses just dont stay dead nowadays) Last edited by Summoner Issaru; 11-13-2005 at 12:18 PM. |
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Definately have the nurse infect me. By the time I started to become a zombie the death would be less painful compared to being killed first. At least I could take out a few of the zombies first. Besides, the T-Virus might go wrong and I could end up like Alice!
Would you rather be force-fed a tarantula, or willingly swallow a bottle-full of flesh-eating maggots?
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flesh eating maggots easily. you could always throw yourself off a building and have the maggots explode out of you when you hit the ground. take out as many people as you can.
okay, would you rather be forced to wear the barny the purple dinosaur suit, rollerblade along the iraq-iran boarder waving the american flag in the middle of a firefight OR go to antarctica in your skivies, armed with only a pitchfork and a map with a large X on it, and have to find and dig up the treasure... which you're told is warm clothes but in reality does not exist. |
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Antartica all the way, I'd be walking around in several penguin coats before nightfall.
Would you rather crush your own knee in a vice, or walk on a boardwalk of scalpels?
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I would MUCH rather crush my own knee in a vice. Besides, I have limited feeling from the waist down from when I fractured my spine, so it wouldn't hurt much. Call that cheating if you'd like, but hey, it works for me, so shove off.
![]() Boiling water to the face, causing horrific third degree burns? -or- Frostbite leading to gangrene of all your extremeties? (legs, arms, reproductive organs, etc.)
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boiling water all the way. i've had gangrene, and it sucks a$#. seriously, i'd rather deal with 3rd degree burns than have to go through that again.
okay... would you rather sit in the path of army ants, your entire body covered in honey, and have them pick the flesh from your bones over the course of a few hours OR be forced to watch a 24hour a day 7 day a week for 1 month marathon of martha stewart's apprentice? |
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Martha stewart's all the way. It's a slower more painful way to die. Hah.
Would you rather have your ass fisted until you puke, and then be made to eat it while you were being fisted, With spiked knuckles.... Or would you rather be hung by meat hooks and have your limbs pulled off one by one while still alive. |
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Loosing my limbs wont be so bad...would it? I mean at least i could get bionic ones and become a cyborg that will rule the world!!!.......anyway...>.<
Be savaged by the wildman that lives in the tree near your nextdoor neighbours house OR kill your best friend with an axe, but then your best friend comes back to life as a zombie an kills you... Last edited by Summoner Issaru; 11-20-2005 at 07:29 AM. |
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while being savaged sounds fun, i think i'd rather kill my friend and have him come back and kill me, cause then we'd both be zombies, and we could eat brains. i like brains. ^.^ i can smell your brains actually.
would you rather sit through a Boobah marathon OR have your intestines ripped out and used as christmas lights? (some of you English people might know about Boobah, that's why I asked.) |
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Can I be stoned and go through the first one? If so I choose that. And have done that o_o.
Would you rather dive into a pool full of obnoxiously obese women who haven't bathed in years and are covered in their own feces, or chew onto a piece of 2000 year old cadaver and keep it in your mouth for 3 days?
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