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09-22-2005, 12:00 AM
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I'd probably throw it at something. I'm not really a lemon person.
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09-22-2005, 04:22 AM
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I'd put it with the rest of the stash. I'll be the first to build a nuclear weapon purely out of lemo....I mean, I'd eat it...
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09-22-2005, 04:39 AM
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I would bite it, then add the juice in my rum glass
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09-22-2005, 09:45 AM
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So, if a lemon was magically handed to me I would be rather surprised and wonder how someone pulled such a trick on me. And if I was then enlightened that life handed me this lemon I would proceed to question how life managed to create a lemon on my head. And you can probably guess the things I'd do after that. Then with the lemon I store it in the fridge and whenever I wanted a lemon zest to my drink I would take a slice or two. |
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09-22-2005, 11:54 AM
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Give it to someone else.
And if we're thinking about 'if life makes your life suck' terms, then I'd just say, "F***."
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09-22-2005, 01:23 PM
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I'd look at life, look at the lemon, look at life again and say "...thank you?"
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09-22-2005, 01:47 PM
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taking out the eurotrash... again!
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well, I already have the salt and tequila, so tequila shots, baby!
yes, even at 10 in the morning. life's given me enough lemons for one month, hell, year... and not all of it is my own fault
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If life handed you a lemon
