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01-19-2007, 11:07 PM
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If life presented me with a lemon I'd ask for a refund, and then most likely use the money to buy chocolate, or some other un-healthy food.
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01-20-2007, 04:03 AM
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Life would never presented me with anything,hasn't so far.If by any chance it did,i'd say:That's not what i asked...Don't bring me something yellow,make me yellow!!!
It's not as good as the old times...Pay a little bit of attention on what i'm asking,Life,or you'll cease to exist without even noticing what happened. |
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01-20-2007, 09:25 AM
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Right now ? On a computer ?
I dunno. Maybe I would take it to fridge because I don't need lemon on computer. Maybe I would save it there sometime and then use it to cooking.
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01-20-2007, 01:37 PM
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Funny how this thread only got moved when it was randomly revived.
If Life handed me a lemon right now I would just tell her to **** off seem as how there is not much I could do with her plus I do not like stupid lemons.
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01-21-2007, 09:53 AM
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Isn't the saying "Lemonde"?
Anyways, i'd trade the lemon for a coconut. I hate lemons and i'm intollerant to them too. If I wanted ulscers, and if I wanted to be throwing up and having funny poop, i'd eat it, but it's not a very pleasent thing at all! Coconuts are cool. Why are coconuts so cool may you ask? Well: 1) Coconuts have a cool name. 'Coco-nuts' see? 2) Coconuts feel like doormats... aaaah abrasion! 3) Their name states they are nuts BUT they are actually fruit! Impressive eh? 4) They taste yummy 5) They make curry even yummier 6) They look cool 7) They are intelligant. Ever had a conversation with one? Conversations with coconuts are so much more interesting than those you have with most people. 8) They make cool noises, which is why they dont need to play instruments like lowly folk like myself 9) If provoked, they can fall off trees and hurtle down to the silly human. The coconut remains intact yet the invader is knocked senseless! 10) Coconuts are hard! Hahahaha!!! That is what i'd do. Yup.
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01-27-2007, 04:47 PM
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If life were to me with a lemon out of the blue, some part of me would consider smoking less dope.
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