If life handed you a lemon

[Dead Angel]

first, i'd hold it and say 'I gotz meeself a lemmun' in a jamaican accent, then, i'd spray the lemon in lynx, set fire to it, stick a candle in the side, sing Happy Birthday dear lemonylemon, and take a HUUUGE bite.

Then i'd probably go to the toilet and throw up........

Does the action actually have to involve the lemon?

If not, I'd probably masturbate.

[Strong Bad]

^ That's one kinky lemon man. I can only imagine what he's doing right at this very moment... probably... "eating a lemon"... so to speak.

(Great user name btw!!)

[Chez Daja]

Originally Posted by Chris P. Lettus

Does the action actually have to involve the lemon?

If not, I'd probably masturbate.

That is the most honest thing I've heard all day. Have a whiskey on the house, yo.

I would insert it up Strong Bads' ......... foot ... yeah >.>;;.

[2ndPower]

I would start a cult surrounding the almighty lemon of life. It'd be fun. All of our nourishment would be from lemons and lemon related products, then we'd all die from acid reflux disease, or whatever you get from consuming all that citric acid.

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY LEMON!!!!

Id eat that too.

http://www.thefinalfantasy.com/forum...t=42896&page=2

[Chez Daja]

Y'know, I'm surprised this thread got so much activity. Please, keep talking about lemons if you wish, but lime is the way to go, yo.

Just FYI, I have both lemons and lime and would like to insert BOTH of Strong Bads' foot.

Originally Posted by kilo

If life handed you a lemon RIGHT NOW, what would you do? Right off the top of your head. GO.

clone it and make super lemons!

i would probably try and eat it, just for the fun of it

[Secret Azn Man]

I would use the lemon to power a light bulb.

That light bulb will light my way at night.

A car will swirve out of the way upon seeing my lemon powered light and crash into an electric pole.

The electric pole will topple over and hit the lemon.

The lemon will be fused with electricity and a chemical, electrical, and fruitical reaction will occur resulting in a super lemon that glows and constantly produces eletricity.

I will use this super lemon to power my home, neighborhood, city, and eventually, the world.

As a result of being the sole owner of the world's only infinite source of energy, I will rise to power and force the world to unite under my command. Children will admire me. Men will wish they were me. Women will throw themselves at me. Animals will serve themselves to me.

Realizing my own mortality and not wanting to die, I will fuse myself with the super lemon to become the INFINITE ENERGY BEING.

But as an INFINITE ENERGY BEING, I will become a slave to my own creation, forced to power the world forever.

[Daddy]

I welcome my new SUPER LEMON MASTER.

[Sarah]

Originally Posted by acerbus

clone it and make super lemons!

AG! You Clone High watching fiend! I was going to say that. -_-

Well, same as him.

"When life gives you lemons, you take those lemons, clone them, and make super lemons."

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If it was a lime, I could stick teeth on it and have a Sabre Tooth Lime! Yay.... but nooo.....

[Lover Boy]

I would do the coolest thing ever.

You take a lemon or a lime (a lime works better) and squeese it onto some plastic wrap which is sitting on a flat surface. Take a slice of canteloupe and put it on that. Then put pepper (not that black stuff, something with a bit of kick but not too much) On top of that and pop it in your mouth.

You get like EVERY taste imagineable.

[lolosky]

I would rub it on Daniel's body

>_>