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Old 09-23-2005, 04:35 PM Level: 38  HP: 275 / 935
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I've never been able to eat a lemon. I think if I eat enough of them at one time, I could make my face implode, heh.

On the other hand, this is the lemon that life gave me, so it might increase your sour tolerance to some extreme level....or just be a reguler lemon..>_>;
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On the other hand, this is the lemon that life gave me, so it might increase your sour tolerance to some extreme level....or just be a reguler lemon..>_>;
If it increased sour tolerance, I'd eat loads and then I'd be able to face all the people in my life that hit me down. Jerks.

A regular lemon? That'd just suck, man. How could you say that? XD
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I'd probably give it my mom; Chez Daja and say "Happy Mother's Day!!!!" But seriously if I earned a lemon I'd probably suck it hard.. No sick ideas please..
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make Lemonade!!! :d
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I'd probably give it my mom; Chez Daja and say "Happy Mother's Day!!!!" But seriously if I earned a lemon I'd probably suck it hard.. No sick ideas please..
Aww. =P I'd have to say it was lovely then... and then I would eat it in front of you and pretend it was nice... because I'd feel bad if I didnt. .

Suck it hard? There are some things in life that are designed to be sucked hard... this is not one of those things.
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If life handed me another Lemon I would impale it as a warning to furture lemons
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I'd ask life for more lemons and open a lemon selling shack. Then once life gave me enough lemons, I could use them as my first step to take over the world.
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if life gave me lemons I would go sell them for hookers.^_^


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Maybe I'd just...give people papercuts, then cut open the lemons and impose them upon the wound...

Yes...
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Maybe I'd just...give people papercuts, then cut open the lemons and impose them upon the wound...

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Rofl. That was awesome. I'd stuff that lemon in a very dislikeable persons eye.
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I should add that most probably i would steal all your lemons with the help of my friend t3h h4x0rz

You know you all fear him, so stop pretending and give me your lemons
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Old 09-26-2005, 08:05 AM Level: 58  HP: 745 / 1428
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Yar! I'd draw a face on the lemon and give him a little eye patch! Yar, then He'd stay on my shoulder for the rest of my pirate years! Yarr, I'd fear a pirate with a pet lemon.. You don't know just how crazy he is!! YARR!!
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Old 09-26-2005, 09:37 AM Level: 32  HP: 186 / 778
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Teeheehee. Pirate Lemon.

I'd not put a lemon IN the eye, but replace the eye with the lemon. I'd like a picture of that. >_<
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