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Old 09-22-2005, 01:59 PM Level: 7   HP: 2 / 173
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I'd squeeze the juice out of it into my mouth, whilst the hole in my tongue and my teeth enamel let out blood-curling screams.
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I'd put it with the rest of the stash. I'll be the first to build a nuclear weapon purely out of lemo....I mean, I'd eat it...
Pfft, thats obvious. You -are- Bintatsu. Bomb-weilding motherf- ... erm, I mean... nice Bintatsu... please don't bomb my country with lemon... I don't think my eyes could last the zesty, fruitiness. God. Why do you hate me?! WHY?!

Seriously though. I'd either do my first answer... Or I'd drop the lemon and run. Fast.
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I'd take the Ron White approach and find someone who life gave vodka and have a party.
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id pour it in my drink and make a high ball, then id spray the rest into someones eyes..
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**** it. Pete said my answer first.

So yeah, sure, I would actually **** the lemon with the **** that I don't have. Because if life is going to give me a lemon, I figure it could give me a penis too.

If it gave me more than one, though, I'd build a lemon house. Then I would trick children into eating the lemons (Don't think I can't do it. At least a few people in here have already said they'd eat lemons) and then I would capture them and put them in a cage and fatten them up. But not like that one bitch that let the other one wander around and then push her into a stove. They all get cages. I will eat them all.

But that's assuming I got more than one lemon. If I only get one, then I can't be bitter enough to do all that.
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Old 09-22-2005, 04:09 PM Level: 34   HP: 120 / 834
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Tequila.

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Well, I might throw it around for a bit, poke it, roll it and things, then squeeze it and drink some of the juice. Then put some of the juice in something. Then slice it up.

I mean... what else is there to do with a lemon?
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Pfft, thats obvious. You -are- Bintatsu. Bomb-weilding motherf- ... erm, I mean... nice Bintatsu... please don't bomb my country with lemon... I don't think my eyes could last the zesty, fruitiness. God. Why do you hate me?! WHY?!

Seriously though. I'd either do my first answer... Or I'd drop the lemon and run. Fast.
You know you love it.

The most common answer seems to involve alcohol....which isn't really surprising, making me question my entire post....
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I would make lemonade and lace it with alchohol and poison. Then I would give it to Brad.
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ummm... what did I do to get poisoned by a lemon? All I ever say is "Aw snap".

I would take the lemon, cut a hole in the middle of it, and have sex with it. That's it. I'd probably like, use the zest for a lemon curd too. That'd be hella tasty.
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What the hell did I do to life to deserve a lemon? That's just freaking mean.
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But that's assuming I got more than one lemon. If I only get one, then I can't be bitter enough to do all that.
I could always give you the lemon that life gave me. Would that help?
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