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Song: Memories
Artist: Within Temptation
Album: The Silent Force

Lyrics:

In this world you tried
Not leaving me alone behind.
There's no other way.
I prayed to the gods let him stay.
The memories ease the pain inside,
Now I know why.

All of my memories keep you near.
In silent moments imagine you here.
All of my memories keep you near.
Your silent whispers, silent tears.

Made me promise I'd try
To find my way back in this life.
I hope there is a way
To give me a sign you're ok.
Reminds me again it's worth it all
So I can go on.

All of my memories keep you near.
In silent moments imagine you here.
All of my memories keep you near.
Your silent whispers, silent tears.

Together in all these memories
I see your smile.
All the memories I hold dear.
Darling, you know I will love you
Til' the end of time.

All of my memories keep you near.
In silent moments imagine you here.
All of my memories keep you near.
Your silent whispers, silent tears.

All my memories...
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Song: Waterfront Dance Club
Artist: Funeral for a Friend
Album: Memory and Humanity

Scarred open wounds
the needle, it dances and glows through the skin
under lights that burn so bright
and roads we see at night

the light has faded through the windows

destroy to destroy
landscapes and people you know and people you don`t
wards of empty patients just to sleep away the days

the light has faded through the windows

last call on the waterfront as the kids all stare
into thin air, you wait for your breath to come

the fantasy of reality goes rushing through your head
just a symphony of a restless dream down to your fingertips

last call on the waterfront as the kids all stare
into thin air, you wait for your breath to come
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Artist: Lacuna Coil
Album: Comalies
Song: Heaven's A Lie (Acoustic Version)



Lyrics:
Oh no,
Here it is again
I need to know
When I will fall in decay

Something wrong
With every plan of my life
I didn't really notice that you've been here

Dolefully desired
Destiny of a lie

Set me free
Your heaven's a lie
Set me free with you love
Set me free, yeah

Oh no,
Here it is again
I need to know
Why did I choose to betray you?

Something wrong
With all the plans of my life
I didn't realize that you've been here

Dolefully desired
Destiny of a lie

Set me free
Your heaven's a lie
Set me free with you love
Set me free, yeah

Dolefully desired

Set me free
Your heaven's a lie
Set me free with you love
Set me free, yeah
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Song: I Can't Watch This
Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
Album: Off The Deep End

I can't watch this. I can't watch this
I can't watch this. I can't watch this

My my my my TV makes me so bored
Makes me say, oh my lord
What is this garbage here?
Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
It sucks, and that's no lie
It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
Lowers my IQ one notch
And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch

I told you homeboy... I can't watch this
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know...
I can't watch this
Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this
Yo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this

Talkin' 'bout sick shows
Of America's Funniest Home Videos
I can't believe my eyes
When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
Somebody's poor old mom
Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn
Face first on a rake
I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take
That's funny as a kick in the crotch
And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch

Yo, I told you... I can't watch this
Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this
Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this

Cosby Show and Rosanne
Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
Judge Wopner, oh my
You gotta be Rainman to like this guy
Thirtysomething is alright
If you like hearing yuppies whining all night
Can't stand Twin Peaks
Wish they'd lynch those donun-eatin' freaks
Those Siskel & Ebert bums
Ought to go home and sit on their thumbs

That's word because you know... I can't watch this
I can't watch this
Break it down!

Here's-how-to-order-money-back-guarantee-removes-tough-stains-fast
-it-tastes-more-like-fresh-peanuts-they-keep-going-and-going-don't-hate-me
-because-I'm-beautiful-could-be-dandruff-our-prices-are-insane!!!

Stop! Prime Time!
I'm pretty sure I'll be sick
If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
Or that guy with the real flat hair
That goes "woof woof woof" and waves his fist in the air
Or those weird talk shows
About Transsexual Nazi Eskimos
They're rude, crude and vile
Just for a minute let's flip down the dial

Flip, flip, flip... yeccch, I can't watch this
Look man... I can't watch this
I can't take this torture no more, I can't...
I can't watch this
Pay the bills, station break
Break it down!

Operators-are-standing-by-cubic-zirconium-necklace-you're-soaking-in-it
-and-our-fabulous-swimsuit-issue-when-you've-got-a-headache-this-big
read-the-book-this-is-your-brain-on-drugs-I've-fallen-and-I-can't-get-up!!

Stop! Cable Time!
HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV
I might like 'em more after my lobotomy
Now why did I ever pay for this junk?
I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk
Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T & A
It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away

I can't watch this. I can't watch this
I can't watch this. Yeah... I can't watch this
I told you... can't watch this
Too hip, can't watch this
Get me outta here... can't watch this
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Song: Are You Ready
Artist: Three Days Grace

You said we'd never get this far
You said your words
We've played our parts
Said your two cents, now it's my turn
So sit down, shut up
Are you ready?

So, you think you know
How this story goes?
Are you ready for this?

Sit down, are you ready for this?
Shut up, are you ready for this?
Stand up, are you ready for this?
This game, are you ready?

I thought you'd never come this far
I thought your words meant something more
Said my two cents, now it's your turn
So stand up and scream
Are you ready?

So you think you know
How this story goes?
Are you ready for this?

Sit down, are you ready for this?
Shut up, are you ready for this?
Stand up, are you ready for this?
This game, are you ready?

Are you ready?
Are you ready for this?

Sit down, are you ready for this?
Shut up, are you ready for this?
Stand up, are you ready for this?
This game, are you ready for this?
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Evenesca, our very own Planet, which is, the best Planet EVER.
It's ruled by Reno, and odd numbers are illegal there. Everybody has a Reno hairstyle and multi coloured skin.
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Raider claims to be a walking book of knowledge. Therefore, he SHOULD KNOW MY MUM'S NAME. >=]

The Lionhearted is the President of the special Lion World =D.

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Band: Apocalyptica
Song: I Don't Care
Album: Worlds Collide

Lyrics to I Don't Care :
(feat. Adam Gontier & Mats Leven)

I try to make it through my life, in my way, there's you
I try to make it through these lies, that's all I do

Just don't deny it
Just don't deny it and deal with it, yeah
Just deal with it

You try to break me,
You wanna break me...bit by bit,
That's just part of it

If you were dead or still alive
I don't care, I don't care
And all the things you left behind
I don't care, I don't care

I try to make you see my side
Always trying to stay in line
But your eyes see right through
That's all they do

I'm getting tired of this shit
I've got no room when it's like this
What you want of me just deal with it

SO!

If you were dead or still alive
I don't care, I don't care
And all the things you left behind
I don't care, I don't care

(nothing can care about, nothing can care about)
(you won't be there for me, you won't be there for me)

If you were dead or still alive
I don't care, I don't care
And all the things you left behind
I don't care, I don't care
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Artist: In Flames
Album: Come Clarity
Song: Leeches



Lyrics:
Leeches.
Like leeches
"In ignorance we trust"
If you say this way, I'll take that way
Fuel for the fire on which I thrive

Spit me out
I'm glad I don't belong
Save me the speech (I know)
You'll be forgotten and gone

It burns, it rips, it hurts

Leeches, they preach to us
Words of wisdom from blocked minds

Spit me out
I'm glad I don't belong
Save me the speech (I know)
You'll be forgotten and gone

It burns, it rips, it hurts

They make you believe your turn
The chance of a lifetime,
How does it feel to be alive?

A tear for the poet that can't be heard
(And) praise the artist that steals
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Old 09-05-2008, 09:42 AM Level: 25  HP: 111 / 603
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Song: Gunslinger - YouTube - Gunslinger Avenged Sevenfold
Artist: Avenged Sevenfold
Album: Self-titled

Yeah, you've been alone
I've been gone for far too long
But with all that we've been through,
After all this time, I'm coming home to you

Never let it show,
The pain I've grown to know
'Cause with all these things we do
It don't matter when I'm coming home to you

I reach towards the sky,
I've said my goodbye
My hearts always with you now
I won't question why
So many have died
My presence made it through, yeah
'Cause with that we've been through
It don't matter when I'm coming home to you

(This is my favourite part ^^)
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, oh

Letters keep me warm,
Lead me through the storm
But with all that we've been though
After all this time, I'm coming home to you

I reach towards to the sky,
I've said my goodbyes
My heart's always with you now
'Cause with all that we've been through
It don't matter when I'm coming home to you

I've always been true,
I've waited so long just to come hold you
I'm making it through,
It's been far too long
We've proven our love of a time so strong
In all that we do,
The stars in the night
May lend me their light
To bring me closer to Heaven with you

But with all that we've been through,
After all this time I'm coming home to you

I reach towards to the sky,
I've said my goodbyes
My heart's always with you now
I won't question why so many have died
My presence made it through, yeah
'Cause with all that we've been through
After all this time, I'm coming home to you
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Xeilie, the finest Peanut Butter in all the land, made with selected Peanuts, and a logo consisting of sitting ducks and deformed monkeys.

Unknown Entity is a buyer of our Peanut Butter. She's a luckeh lass!


Evenesca, our very own Planet, which is, the best Planet EVER.
It's ruled by Reno, and odd numbers are illegal there. Everybody has a Reno hairstyle and multi coloured skin.
It is ace.

Raider claims to be a walking book of knowledge. Therefore, he SHOULD KNOW MY MUM'S NAME. >=]

The Lionhearted is the President of the special Lion World =D.

My TFF Family:
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My list as last night proved was far too offensive for mainstream society, all I have to say as a pissed co-creator is this...
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Avenged Sevenfold
Afterlife (**** yeah signature song)
Avenged Sevenfold

Like walking into a dream, so unlike what you've seen
So unsure but it seems, ’cause we’ve been waiting for you
Fallen into this place, just giving you a small taste
Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway

I see a distant light, but girl this can't be right
Such a surreal place to see so how did this come to be
Arrived too early

And when I think of all the places I just don't belong
I've come to grips with life and realize this is going too far

I don't belong here, we gotta move on dear
Escape from this afterlife
’Cause this time I'm right to move on and on
Far away from here

A place of hope and no pain, perfect skies with no rain
Can leave this place but refrain, ’cause we've been waiting for you
Fallen into this place, just giving you a small taste
Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway

This peace on earth's not right (with my back against the wall)
No pain or sign of time (I’m much too young to fall)
So out of place don't wanna stay, I feel wrong and that's my sign
I've made up my mind

Give me your hand but realize I just wanna say goodbye
Please understand I have to leave and carry on my own life

I don't belong here, I gotta move on dear
escape from this afterlife
’Cause this time I'm right to move on and on,
far away from here


Got nothing against you and surely I'll miss you
This place full of peace and light, and I’d hope you might
Take me back inside when the time is right

Loved ones back home all crying ’cause they're already missing me
I pray by the grace of God that there's somebody listening
Give me a chance to be that person I wanna be
(I am unbroken; I’m choking on this ecstasy)
Oh Lord I'll try so hard but you gotta let go of me
(Unbreak me, unchain me, I need another chance to live)

I don't belong here, I gotta move on dear
escape from this afterlife
’Cause this time I'm right to move on and on,
far away from here


Got nothing against you and surely I'll miss you
This place full of peace and light, and I’d hope you might
Take me back inside when the time is right
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Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or ur life
Boy: my life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life



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