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Old 06-23-2008, 03:28 PM Level: 38  HP: 651 / 925
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Song: Once
Artist: Pearl Jam
Album: Ten



I admit it...what's to say...yeah...
I'll relive it...without pain...mmm...
Backseat lover on the side of the road
I got a bomb in my temple that is gonna explode
I got a sixteen gauge buried under my clothes, I play...
Once upon a time I could CONTROL myself
Ooh, once upon a time I could LOSE myself, yeah...

Oh, try and mimic what's insane...ooh, yeah...
I am in it...where do I stand?
Oh, Indian summer and I hate the heat
I got a backstreet lover on the passenger seat
I got my hand in my pocket, so determined, discreet...I pray...
Once upon a time I could CONTROL myself
Ooh, once upon a time I could LOSE myself, yeah, yeah...

You think I got my eyes closed
But I'm lookin' at you the whole ****in' time...

Ooh, once upon a time I could control myself, yeah...
Once upon a time I could lose myself, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Once, upon a time I could love myself, yeah...
Once upon a time I could love you, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Once (4x)
Yeah...once, once...yeah, yeah...
Yeah...yeah, yeah...yeah, yeah...oww...
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Artist: Testament
Album: The Formation of Damnation
Song: Killing Season

Asking for salvation at the stations of the cross, eternal is my pledge if eternal is thy loss
Back in the days of yore my country summoned me, enlisted willingly in defense of liberty
Eroding all alone like the mist upon the moss, eternal is my pledge an eternal holocaust
They summoned me, honorably, defend the cause, never repent, away I went, to defend the cause
When I was sent away they made a soldier from a boy
Victory will be achieved lethal weapons to destroy

Killing season, has begun with blood in my eyes the truth blames the lies
Machine gun, no place to run killing season
I was taught the art of war, kill
Exploding all alone like the blood upon the moss,
Eternal is my pledge if eternal is thy loss
They summoned me, honorably, defend the cause, never repent,
Away I went, to defend the cause
When I was sent away they made a soldier from a boy
Victory will be achieved lethal weapons to destroy

Killing season, has begun with blood in my eyes the truth blames the lies
Machine gun, no place to run killing season
Chosen one, with death on my hands, killing season
Art of war, kill on command, killing season
Killing season, killing season
Killing season, killing season
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Song: Porch
Artist: Pearl Jam
Album: Ten

What the **** is this world
Running to, you didn't
Leave a message, at least I
Coulda' learned your voice one last time
Daily minefield, this could
Be my time, 'bout you?
Would you hit me? (2x)
Oh oh oh...oh whoa whoa...ow...

All the bills go by, and
Initiatives are taken up
By the middle, there ain't gonna be any middle any more
And the cross I'm bearing home
Ain't indicative of my place
Left the porch (2x)
Oh oh oh...
Hear my name, take a good look
This could be the day
Hold my hand, walk beside me
I just need to say...

Hear my name, take a good look
This could be the day
Hold my hand, lie beside me
I just need to say
I could not take a-just one day
I know when I would not ever touch you
Hold you...feel you...in my arms...never again...
Yeah... (12x)
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Song: Almost Easy - YouTube - Avenged Sevenfold - Almost Easy (Official Music Video)
Artist: Avenged Sevenfold
Album: Avenged Sevenfold

I feel insane
Every single time
I'm asked to compromise
'Cause I'm afraid
And stuck in my ways
And that's the way it stays
So how long did I expect love
To outweigh ignorance?
By that look on your face
I may enforce the scale to tip

I'm not insane
I'm not insane
I'm not insane
I'm not, not insane

(Mother)
Come back to me
It's almost easy
(Said it all)
Come back again
It's almost easy

Shame pulses through my heart
From the things I've done to you
It's hard to face
But the fact remains
That this is nothing new
I left you bound and tied
With suicidal memories
Selfish beneath the skin,
But deep inside
I'm not insane

I'm not insane
I'm not insane
I'm not insane
I'm not, not insane

(Mother)
Come back to me
It's almost easy
(Said it all)
Come back again
It's almost easy
(You'll learn your lesson)
Come back to me
It's almost easy
(But still you fall)
Come back again
It's almost easy

Now that I've lost you
It kills me to say
I tried to hold on
As you slowly slipped away
And I'm losing the fight
I treated you so wrong
Now let me make it right
(Make it alright)

I'm not insane
I'm not insane
I'm not insane
I'm not, not insane

(Mother)
Come back to me
It's almost easy
(Said it all)
Come back again
It's almost easy
(You'll learn your lesson)
Come back to me
It's almost easy
(But still you fall)
Come back again
It's almost easy
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The Lionhearted is the President of the special Lion World =D.

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Song: Heir Apparent
Artist: Opeth
Album: Watershed

Long days
Slow waste
Sew lies
Sow hate

So many years to clean the slate
Endless despair within its wake
His touch soiling what used to be clean
His gaze burning on the edge of our dreams

No more
Cold pace
Slow days

And again he rides in
It's September and he covets the gullible
Skeletal wish - hunter
A thousand lies
Cast from the throne of secrecy

Hear him spewing forth a meaning to miserables lies
See the twisted hand of doubt seal the affair
The insect trust - believer
Your body a vehicle to

Pearls before swine they are nothing but blind
Submit to nothing and swallow my spit of scorn
Invisible king - dying
Procession of woe, struck down by sorrow

A burden so great
Weighs heavy on old and withered beliefs
The swift solution crumbles
Beneath the mock notes of a masterpiece
Death in his eyes - waiting
Spiralling judgement, provoked in the rains

This futile test drowned in the levee of deception

In the year of his sovereign
Rid us of your judgement
Heir apparent
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Title: Home
Artist: Dream Theater
Album: Scenes from a memory
Youtube - Dream Theater - Home

(This song is by far my favorite by Dream Theater, and one of my all-time favorites!)

The sleeper:
Shine- lake of fire
Lines take me higher
My mind drips desire
Confined and overtired

Living this charade
Is getting me nowhere
I can't shake this charade
The city's cold blood calls me home
Homeit's what i long for
Back homewhere i belong

The city- it calls to me
Decadent scenes from my memory
Sorrow- eternity
My demons are coming to drown me

Help- i'm falling, i'm crawling
I can't keep away from its clutch
Can't have it, this habit
It's calling me back to my home

The miracle:
I remember the first time she came to me
Poured her soul out all night and cried

I remember i was told there's a new love that's born
For each one that has died

I never thought that i
Could carry on with this life
But i can't resist myself
No matter how hard i try

Living their other life
Is getting them nowhere
I'll make her my wife
Her sweet temptation calls me home
Homeit's what i long for
My homewhere she belongs

Her ecstasy- means so much to me
Even decieving my own blood
Victoria watches and thoughtfully smiles
She's taking me to my home

Help- he's my brother, but i love her
I can't keep away from her touch
Deception, dishonor
It's calling me back to my home

(Absolutely AMAZING Solos inserted here)

Her story- it holds the key
Unlocking dreams from my memory
Solving this mystery
Is everything that is a part of me

Help- regression, obsession
I can't keep away from her touch
Leave no doubt, to find out
It's calling me back to my home
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Song: Y.M.C.A
Artist: Village people

yes i know.....im sad.... enjoy

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay on the tolit
going poop

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good poop
You can do whatever you happins ...

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so jive ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
It's a place there called the Y.M.C.A.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

YMCA
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
Young man, young man there's no need to feel down
Young man, young man pick yourself off the ground

YMCA
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A
Young man, young man are you listening to me?
Young man, young man what do you wanna be?

Y-M-C-A
you'll find it at the Y-M-C-A
no man, young man does it all by himself
young man, young man put your pride on the shelf

Y-M-C-A
then just go to the Y-M-C-A
young man, young man I was once in your shoes
young man, young man I said, I was down and out with the blues.
Y-M-C-A
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Evanescence - Everybody's Fool

perfect by nature
icons of self indulgence
just what we all need
more lies about a world that

never was and never will be
have you no shame don't you see me
you know you've got everybody fooled

look here she comes now
bow down and stare in wonder
oh how we love you
no flaws when you're pretending
but now i know she

never was and never will be
you don't know how you've betrayed me
and somehow you've got everybody fooled

without the mask where will you hide
can't find yourself lost in your lie

i know the truth now
i know who you are
and i don't love you anymore

it never was and never will be
you don't know how you've betrayed me
and somehow you've got everybody fooled

it never was and never will be
you're not real and you can't save me
somehow now you're everybody's fool
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark Squall
F**K, I lost my sig!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvie (Vaperida)
Hah. You gave Mikey moodswings. He's schitzophrenic like Harry Potter!
Quote:
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Song: The Last Song I'm Wasting On You - YouTube - The last song I'm wasting on you
Artist: Evanescence
Album: B-side on Lithium single

Sparkling grey
Their my own veins

Any more than a whisper
Any sudden movement of my heart
And I know,
I know I'll have to
Watch them pass away
Just get through this day

Give up your way
You could be anything
Give up my way
And lose myself

Not today
That's too much guilt to pay

Sickened in the sun
You dare tell me you love me
But you held me down
And screamed you wanted me to die
Honey, you know
You know I'd never hurt you that way
You're just so pretty in your pain

Give up my way
And I could be anything
I'll make my own way
Without your senseless hate
Hate, hate, hate

So run, run, run
And hate me
If it feels good
I can't hear your screams anymore

You lied to me
But I'm older now
And I'm not buying baby

Demanding my response
Don't bother breaking the door down
I found my way out

And you'll never hurt me again
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Xeilie, the finest Peanut Butter in all the land, made with selected Peanuts, and a logo consisting of sitting ducks and deformed monkeys.

Unknown Entity is a buyer of our Peanut Butter. She's a luckeh lass!


Evenesca, our very own Planet, which is, the best Planet EVER.
It's ruled by Reno, and odd numbers are illegal there. Everybody has a Reno hairstyle and multi coloured skin.
It is ace.

Raider claims to be a walking book of knowledge. Therefore, he SHOULD KNOW MY MUM'S NAME. >=]

The Lionhearted is the President of the special Lion World =D.

My TFF Family:
Martin, Omega Weapon, Sour Sob, Xeim, Itachi Uchiha, Fishie, Rasler+, Rocky, Froggie, Please Smoke Up

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My list as last night proved was far too offensive for mainstream society, all I have to say as a pissed co-creator is this...
My name is Martin J. Cullen. And I approve of these awards. And I deserve 69.3 no... 69.4% of them.


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