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Title:Voodoo Too
Artist:Godsmack
Album:IV

(I'm not the one who's so far away)
(I'm not the one who's so far away)

Open your eyes, a chill passes you by
A premonition coming strong
Rich with desire, superstition in disguise
Draws me into where I belong

Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch a fallen sky?
Fly to the heavens that watch over you, telling me it's a voodoo
Voodoo too

In, still the body, so warm with every breath
Dance to a vision so seductive
Rain down upon me, it cleanses me with every drip
A send you promised for the nourishment that I've been gifted

Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch a fallen sky?
Fly to the heavens that watch over you, telling me it's a voodoo
Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch a fallen sky?
Fly to the heavens that watch over you, telling me it's a voodoo
Voodoo too

Voodoo too, it's all voodoo too

Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch a fallen sky?
Fly to the heavens that watch over you, telling me it's a voodoo
Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch a fallen sky?
Fly to the heavens that watch over you, telling me it's a voodoo
Voodoo too

It's just voodoo too, it's all voodoo too, it's just what you do.
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Title: counter clockwork
Artist: Miasma
Album: 他の6

You only have so much time before the clock starts to click, you have no choice in the matter where it stops nobody knows. But I know one thing, it will put a hole in the earth, just like this. This chaos was mine alone.

Hurt me again, cut out my tongue and blindfold me. Let me crawl on my knees to you and lick the wounds that I have suffered. You're so cruel when you're not really here. You hurt me. Tied in bondage by you.

Slap me, make the clock spin backwards. Spank me. I am in pain, I take all the sins and twist them into my nightmares. I'll make you mine. By draining you of your life. As a master, a theorin mistress. Time is running out

For you, it seems. You will be swallowed by the earth. Cheating your way through life, it seems to me - your rain has come to take you away. Blow me away, by turning everyone I know grey...

Please me, leave me now. I only want to be alone at night. I have no idea where I am going, nobody ever does. In this reverie of time. Fxck it all to hell. Goodbye my dearest, though this won't be the last time
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Artist: Dimmu Borgir
Song: Allehelgens Død I Helveds Rike
Album: Death Cult Armageddon
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Norwegian
Vren er aktens utfoldelse og tanke
Vten hemning i ukjent ekstase
Ei ett tilbørlig ønske om a avle avkom for Gud
Frivillig nedsmittet og gjennomsyret
I kjødelig sødme
Fengslet av logn og vlydighet

Menneskets skrøpelige atferd
Må tuktes med heder og ære blir det sagt
Men godhet fødte evig ondskap kun
Da Edens tyrann skjenket frukten

Visdom berikes fritt i Dyrets mangfold
Når himmerikets salige urett
Og svulstige barmhjertighet
Vekker forkastelse ved vårt åsyn

Gnisten har slått flamme
Og piner i pestilensens vilje
De ynkelige slaver knelende i skam
Besvangret med skyld og miskunn

Ætlinger som sverger eden
Med troskapsløfte om å vgjøre freden
A styrte himmelslavers velvære
Og triumfere i kulde til Dyrets ære

Vredens beger renner over
I forherdelse fra opprørdjevlers svovelvind
Glødende, fra regionen av Belial's barn
Avlet hinsides harmens trossende tind

De siste tegn fra Kristi tepende engler
Brenner ubønnhørlig i ravnens ild

English
Unpure is the act and thought of fornication
Without limitations in unknown ecstasy
Nor a justified wish to breed descendants for God
Voluntary infected and soaked
In sweetness of the flesh
Imprisoned by lies and disobedience

Man's fragile behavior
Must be fought with honor and glory it's been said
But goodness gave birth to nothing but eternal evil
When the tyrant of Eden offered the fruit

Wisdom is freely enriched in the multitude of the Beast
When the heavens' glorious injustice
And pompous mercy
Invokes rejection by our view

The spark has started a fire
And suffering in the will of the pestilence
The pathetic slaves kneeling in shame
Impregnated with sin and mercy

Descendants who swears the oath
With a pledge to undo the peace
To crush the comfort of heaven slaves
And triumph in coldness in honor of the Beast

The chalice of wrath is overflowing
Strengthened by the riot devils, sulfur winds
Glowing, from the region of Belial's children
Bred beyond the defying mountains of indignation

The last signs of Christ's losing angels
Burns inexorably in the raven's fire

Painful and pale is death
With haematemesis from the light guild
Death's presence spares nobody
The devout life suffocating by their own tongues
The most precious soil is garnished
With poverty and famine

Wings spanned over Darkness' deep mouth
Brought to live to devour
On pestilence and death
Indulging on sin and whorery

The supremacy of the pit bastards
Nourishes zest in the hierarchy of sin
An eternal paradise
Is perfected in Satan's dynasty
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Title: Deadly as Ice ~revised~
Artist: Miasma
Album: the Wailing of Putrescence

I have never felt dead
but something about today
I know I have never been in love
never ever been in love til now

Now I am deadly as ice
would you something cold
a kiss so deadly it kills
Sharp as razors, frozen like the moon

I am deadly as ice
I know I have never felt love
I am bitter and cold-hearted and full of sorrow
but I have never been dead, so

[Chorus]

I have never been in love, never ever been in love, I hate not being in love, why must it be this way?
I have never been in love, never ever been in love, I hate not being in love, why must it be this way?
I have never even been in love, never ever been in love, I love being this way.
I am deadly as ice, sharp like razors and I cut myself today.
I have never been dead, but I would love something smooth.
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Title: Livin' In Sin
Artist:Godsmack
Album:IV

Lyrics:
Once again my friend
Storm clouds are rolling
Broken inside myself
Can't seem to break this chain
Can't break it!

And I've seen it all
And I've walked it tall
Lived in this sin
Where do I begin?

Caught between the lines
My life of worthless lies
Shedding my skin to begin
A life that I don't know how to live
I can't take it!

And I've seen it all
And I've walked it tall
Lived in this sin
Where do I begin?

I don't know now
Where to go now
I don't know if I'll ever again... no
It's all broken
Not a word spoken
And I don't know how to go, how to.. god help me now!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

And I've seen it all
And I've walked it tall
Lived in this sin
Livin' in sin
Livin' in sin
Livin' in sin
Livin' in sin
Where do I begin?
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Song: Deathblow
Artist: deftones


Soon as you came in, all the beast went away
They noticed that you're warm, wait till you leave then come back for more...
The ropes hang to keep us all awake and I should have known
As soon as you came in, the agony went away
I noticed what you wore to everything we spoke and more...
And the ropes hang to keep us all awake and I should have known
It only takes one break of your pose to get off
To save our place... home with you... still the same song...
As soon as you came in is when I believe we both crashed course
And the ropes hang to keep us all awake and I should have known
It only takes one break of your pose to get off
And to save our place home with you all
That's all it takes
Well I should have known it's still the same song
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Title: Hexagram
Artist: Deftones
Album: Deftones

Paint the streets in white!
Death is the standard
Breach for a complex prize!

I think it's sweet of you
And your parents are proud...
But I would expect it from anyone
Now to protect life's indigenous sound!

Worship! Play, Play
Worship! Play! Worship! Play
Worship! Worship!
Worship! Play, Play
Worship! Play! Worship! Worship!

How the streets they swell!
While the animals make their way through the crowds!

If you keep listening you can hear it for miles...
God, I trust everyone quicker with every faint smile!

Worship! Play, Play
Worship! Worship!
Worship! Play, Play
Worship! Worship!
Worship! Play, Play
Worship! Worship!
Worship! Play, Play
Worship! Worship! Worship!

And the crowd goes wild!
And the camera makes you seasick!
God it's so sweet of you and I know you're proud
And the car bomb hits quick click, faint smile!
It's the same sound... it's the same, same... sound....
And the crowd goes wild!
And the camera makes you seasick!
God it's so sweet of you and you know I'm proud
And the car bomb tick ticks with the same sound!
Its the same sound! With the same sound...
Hexagram...
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Song : Temptation
Artist : Godsmack
Album : IV

Lyrics:


It craws down deep inside
Without a pulse or a will to die
Now i've known the simplifies
And now it takes what it takes
Unless the feeling suffocates
Its nothing new, it'll get its way
Another thing that i'll see
Is how it gets inside of me
And tears away my life

It's time to love, its time to hate
It's commin face to face trying to desicrate
No time at all to break away
Temptation still got a hold on me

It's awake even when you sleep
It breathes without a heartbeat
Making me incomplete
And now I know what I know
Expect the demon down below to surface through my moral soul
And now it looks to be smiling as it's killing me
Day to day I lie

It's time to love, its time to hate
It's commin face to face trying to desicrate
No time at all to break away
Temptation still got a hold on me
It's time to love, its time to hate
It's commin face to face trying to desicrate
No time at all to break away
Temptation still got a hold on me

It's time to love, its time to hate
It's commin face to face trying to desicrate
No time at all to break away
Temptation still got a hold on me
It's time to love, its time to hate
It's commin face to face trying to desicrate
No time at all to break away
Temptation still got a hold on me.
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Title: S+M (A Love Song)
Artist: kidneythieves
Album: Trickster

Distant son, nova fxcker
Hit and run to another
Took from you, from me
Lash and caress in between
Hit the target won an animal
Got a piece, a trace, a slip inside
Tore a page from the bind
Handed a twisted sadistic
Wanted you to fix it
Chant, cry, moan, lie
Tender garden bang to dry
Pound the love outta me, beat the love outta me
Best I can do, pleasure/pain
Too close to you, I'll blow your ash away
Took from you, from me
Brutally
Pound the love outta me, beat the love outta me
(catch me if you can, butter a scent on your hand)
wigs, whips, chains tied
you laughed, I cried
all I wanted is all you wanted.
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Title: FUCK KITTEN
Artist: Miasma
Album: 「DISMAL POWDER」

End the lies
End the disguise
Hide behind that bloody carcas cunt
I will rip into you like never before.
So come please everybody to your death

[ chorus ]

PLEASE DIE!

Scream for joy with the knife stabbed into you.
Please for me, die. Just drop dead.
I am the Fuck Kitten
I will rape your soul

With you, standing over there.
Why don't you explode
Like a timebomb that is tickling everywhere.
Everyone will die, I want you to die first.

Rip you open like a fucking timebomb
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
The Fuck Kitten has come
Please just...

[ bridge ]

Your fucking sick
making her swallow that.
You shall die first you twisted fuck
With your heart in my stomach I feel happy.

[ Climax ]

Ladies and Gentlemen,
your thoughts on suicide are now welcome with open arms.
Blow off your fucking skull please. Thank you.

Smile for Me.
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