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Old 05-12-2007, 09:27 AM Level: 39  HP: 189 / 967
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Title: Clocks And Time Pieces
Artist: Search The City
Album: Ghosts (2006)

We've all got a past, and these ghosts are holding us back.

I listened to your message over and over again
Thought about how I let you down
Thought about who I am
I felt Hopeless, I got caught up in this life
I'm such a mess, I wonder how I look through your eyes

Baby take your time
stop and see for once in your life
the things your missing out on
like me, like me and the sunshine
the summers almost over were running out of time
its almost over

I look out on the city lights
wonder where you are tonight
theres so much that I wanna' say
will you ever let me
and If I pour my heart out, do you want the truth
yeah I pour my heart out, I at least owe that to you

open up your eyes, I'm right in front of you
(there's so much I have to say, will you ever let me)
Its to cold for June, how come I only hear from you
when your liquored up, I've heard all about the others
and this side of you, that you discovered, this summer


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Title: You fight me
Artist: Breaking Benjamin
Album: Phobia

You fight me, flat on my lonely face I fell.
Finding in the end I live well.
In light of the life that I have found,
It's coming down.

I don't know what isn't real,
But it's easy
To beat me.
(Suck it in)
Life is sink or swim.
Love is blinding, no surviving.

I don't know what I want to be yet.
But I can show that I need to see this.
No time for lies and empty fights.
I'm on your side.

Can we live a life of peace and happiness?
I don't think so.

No denying I am scared to lose the things I love.
I'm in control.

This is how, this is how it's going to end.
This is how, this is how it's going to end.
End

Everyone is waiting here for everyone.
Leave me alone.

This is how, this is how it's going to end.
This is how, this is how it's going to end.
This is how, this is how it's going to end.
(No)
This is how, this is how it's going to end.
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Artist: Nullset
Song: This Ain't California
Album: Nullset
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Lyrics

Stop feelin' sorry for yourself.
You got your health, I'll call the wealth.
So what, you fell, scraped your knee.
I can't believe you've got the nerve to disturb me.
Well i'm busy can't you see, take a peek.
Now please leave me alone
When I'm on the phone to god.
The caller ID alerts
They bring the bomb squad.
Bad kids have the licks
When it fits, the time flies.
Mystical your hits open eyes
Don't look surprised. (playa)
Well in disguise.

Livin' in a lie
When you're done, go screw your head on.
Did you get your closer look?
One taste is all it took.
Put back that piece you took.

Reapin' the benefits
Sold the seats you never
Miss a beat, keep on your feet
Come back, and like a nemesis.
Look he's on your back
Attack steppin' daily.
And suckers walk away
Everyday, they're born lazy.
Save me from the songs
Of remorse while you're brainless.
Reality is challenging for you,
Spit out the weakness.
Well I guess I coulda warned ya,
This ain't California.
There's more than met your eye
You disguise. It's so poetic but pathetic.

Self, self
Pathetic
So pathetic, self-addict

Livin' in a lie
When you're done, go screw your head on.
Did you get your closer look?
One taste is all it took.

Livin' in a lie
When you're done, go screw your head on.
Can't afford the ride
How come you wanna get on?
It's not free, it's not free.
Put back that piece you took.

Take it cause you look
In their bag of tricks,
At the one they call real.
Little did you know that
You are playin' in my ball field
Sugar, well i guess I
Coulda warned ya, this ain't California
But it gets a little warmer if you let it.

Your pathetic self.
Pathetic self.
So pathetic, self-addict.

Livin' in a lie
When you're done, go screw your head on.
Did you get your closer look?
One taste is all it took.

Livin' in a lie
When you're done, go screw your head on.
Can't afford the ride
How come you wanna get on?
It's not free, it's not free.
Put back that piece you took.

Well, I guess I shoulda warned ya.
This ain't California
So, I guess I coulda warned ya.
This ain't California.

Flat pay attention co-real.
Little did you know that
You are playin' in my ball field.
Sugar, well, I guess I coulda
Warned ya, this ain't California.
But it gets a little warmer if you let it.
Pathetic.
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Title: Null Moon
Artist: Akira Yamaoka
Album: Silent Hill 2 Original Soundtrack
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Title: Lets get ****ed up and die
Artist: Motion City Soundtrack
Album: Commit this to memory



Let's get ****ed up and die
I am speaking figuratively of course
Like the last time that I committed suicide
"Social Suicide"

Yeah, so I'm already dead
On the inside but I can still pretend
With my memories and photographs
I have learned to love the lie

I want to know what it's like to be awkward and innocent, not belligerent
I want to know how it feels to be useful and pertient and have common sense, yeah
Let me in, let me into the club
'Cause I want to belong and I need to get strong
And if memory serves I'm addicted to words and they're useless... in this department

Let's get ****ed up and die
I'm riding hard on the last elgs of every lie
And the BMX bike of my life is about to explode
I'm about to explode

I'm a mess, I'm a wreck
I am perfect and I have learned to accept
All my problems and shortcomings
'Cause I'm so visceral, yet deeply inept

I want to tahnk you for being a part of my
"Forget-me-nots and Marigolds and other things that don't get old"
Is it legal to do this? I surely don't know
It's the only way I have learned to express myself
Through other peoples' descriptions of life
I'm afraid, I'm a lone and entirely useless... in this department

Let's get ****ed up and die
For the last time with feeling we'll try not to smile
As we cover our heads and drink heavily into the nights
That still shock and surprise

I believe that I can overcome this and beat everything in the end
But I choose to abuse for the time being
Maybe I'll win
But for now I've decided to die

Sister soldier you've been such a positive influence on my mental frame
If I could ever repay you I would but I'm hard up for cash and my memory lacks initiative
Goddamn the liquor store's close
We were so close to scoring
It hurts, it destroys 'til it kills
I am tired and hungry and totally useles... in this department
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Artist: Cattle Decapitation
Song: The Regurgitation of Corpses
Album: To Serve Man
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Lyrics

One day, the earth must vomit
As sewers and cemeteries intertwine into one
The spitting up of the dead--regurgitated!
The fumes of the rot--exhumated!
The unsettling nature of decomposition
Flesh is flesh
The ground is wet with death
A plague of undead disease

Jellified organic mannequin
Cold and green muscle striations
What once was life--rebirth through death
The ground opens up at your feet
The fetid smell of sinew-vomiting the rot
Carriers of violent disease
Acids in your stomach expelled-dissolving the dead
Tracheal, purulent release
Upchuck on the maggot-lined trunk
The beautiful act of blowing the chunk

From the earth, they'll arise
Regurgitation of corpses
Vomit...decay
The regurgitation of corpses
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band: Vertical Horizon
song: Everything You Want

Somewhere there's speaking
It's already coming in
Oh and it's rising at the back of your mind
You never could get it
Unless you were fed it
Now you're here and you don't know why

But under skinned knees and the skid marks
Past the places where you used to learn
You howl and listen
Listen and wait for the
Echoes of angels who won't return

He's everything you want
He's everything you need
He's everything inside of you
That you wish you could be
He says all the right things
At exactly the right time
But he means nothing to you
And you don't know why

You're waiting for someone
To put you together
You're waiting for someone to push you away
There's always another wound to discover
There's always something more you wish he'd say

He's everything you want
He's everything you need
He's everything inside of you
That you wish you could be
He says all the right things
At exactly the right time
But he means nothing to you
And you don't know why

But you'll just sit tight
And watch it unwind
It's only what you're asking for
And you'll be just fine
With all of your time
It's only what you're waiting for

Out of the island
Into the highway
Past the places where you might have turned
You never did notice
But you still hide away
The anger of angels who won't return

He's everything you want
He's everything you need
He's everything inside of you
That you wish you could be
He says all the right things
At exactly the right time
But he means nothing to you
And you don't know why

I am everything you want
I am everything you need
I am everything inside of you
That you wish you could be
I say all the right things
At exactly the right time
But I mean nothing to you and I don't know why
And I don't know why
Why
I don't know
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Artist: Cibo Matto
Song: Birthday Cake
Album: Viva! La Woman
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Lyrics

Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!

Yes, I'm cooking for my son and his wife
It's his 30th birthday
Pour berries into my bowl
Add milk of two months ago
It's moldy mom, isn't it?
I don't give a flying fuck though!

Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!
Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!

It's food nouveau
It's food nouveau
It's the shape of love
Beat it! beat it up!
Beat it! beat it up!

Extra sugar, extra salt
Extra oil and MSG
Extra sugar, extra salt
Extra oil and MSG

Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!
Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!

You were born in the 60s
We made a war with the Vietnamese
We loved LSD, we died easily
Can we just say c'est la vie?
So what! say what! for your own sake
Do you have a headache or heartbreak?
Are you made or broken by the birthday cake?
You may be slow on the uptake
I pour pot in the birthday cake
So what! Say what! for my own sake
Watch out yo! Here I come yo!
I'm gonna change to a rattlesnake
Turn up the TV! Do you agree?
Yeah, I'm talking turkey take it from me
I'm gonna show my love for my dove
But its moldy, mom, isn't it?

Extra sugar, extra salt
Extra oil and MSG
Extra sugar, extra salt
Extra oil and MSG

Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!
Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is very sweet!
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Savin' Me
Nickelback


Prison gates won't open up for me
On these hands and knees I'm crawlin'
Oh, I reach for you
Well I'm terrified of these four walls
These iron bars can't hold my soul in
All I need is you
Come please I'm callin'
And oh I scream for you
Hurry I'm fallin'

[CHORUS]
Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me

Heaven's gates won't open up for me
With these broken wings I'm fallin'
And all I see is you
These city walls ain't got no love for me
I'm on the ledge of the eighteenth story
And oh I scream for you
Come please I'm callin'
And all I need from you
Hurry I'm fallin'

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Hurry I'm fallin'
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SONG: Thicker Than A Smokey
ARTIST: Six Organs of Admittance
ALBUM: School of the Flower
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What do you intend to do you, young man? where do you intend to go?
Will you take a trip to the deep dark south down into mexico?
If you travel with a spider in your duffle bag with you ???o
And if you get hung on a frozen stag be here for the snow.
Its often im wishin to leave myself, buy me some fancy clothes,
Get on a stretch of a winding road on my ???o.

Honey ill be ridin in a cadillac, must of took an overdose.
Quicker than lookey down a railroad track, honey wasnt even close.

If i had a little message i could leave you with id hang it on a door,
But i dont and its no use no more, dont get anymore.

Honey ill be hustlin just to make up slack, give me little hangin rope,
Thicker than a smokey in a factory stack, honey wasnt even close.

What do you intend to do young man? where do you intend to go?
Will you take a trip to the deep dark south down into mexico?
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