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Old 05-06-2007, 09:12 AM Level: 16   HP: 49 / 397
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Title: You make me sick!
Artist: Cassandra Complex
Album: Sex and Death

I see you standing there
With your eyes so blue
You'll never know how much
I can hate your guts
I'd like to cut you up
I'd like to cut you up
There's nothing in your life
There's nothing in your life

You make me sick

And your stupid girlfriend
I'd like to fxck her brains
Drive her half insane
When she feels the pain
I'd like to cut her up
Her and all friends
There's nothing in her life
There's nothing in her life

You make me sick

I will cleanse the world

You make me sick
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Old 05-06-2007, 09:55 AM Level: 30   HP: 244 / 735
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SONG: The Train Kept A-Rolling
ARTIST: The Yardbirds
ALBUM: Having a Rave Up
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I caught the train, I met a dame,
She was a hipster, well and a real cool dame,
(She was handsome,)
She was pretty, from New York City,
Well and we trucked on down in that old Fairlane,
(Goin' on,)
With a heave, and a ho,
(Wo,)
Well, I just couldn't let her go.
(Yes I did,)
Get along, sweet little woman, get along,
Be on your way,
Get along, sweet little woman, get along,
Be on your way,
With a heave, and a ho,
(Love the way you walk,)
I just couldn't let her go.
(Yes I do now.)

Well, the train kept a-rollin', all night long,
(Sweet little woman, get along,)
The train kept a-rollin', all night long,
([You're my queen?])
The train kept a-rollin', all night long,
(Sweet little woman, get along,)
The train kept a-rollin', all night long,
([You're my queen?])
With a heave, and a ho,
(Love the way you walk,)
Well I just couldn't let her go,
(Yes I do.)

We made a stop at Albuquerque,
She must have thought I was a real gone jerk,
We got out the train in El Paso,
Lookin' so good, Jack, I couldn't let her go.
Get along, sweet little woman, get along,
(Oh, right,)
Well, the train kept a-rollin', all night long,
The train kept a-rollin', all night long,
The train kept a-rollin', all night long,
The train kept a-rollin', all night long,
With a heave, and a ho,
Well I just couldn't let her go
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Old 05-06-2007, 10:00 AM Level: 16   HP: 49 / 397
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Title: the DEEPER VILENESS & CLEVER SLEAZOID
Artist: Dir En Grey
Album: the Marrow of a Bone.

I have fun listening to your lies...
I shout out joy and you shout for help
Fxck! I hate you!
Dear God. You're a MOTHERFXCKER
Death for All - Death for All
I'm your worst nightmare
Fxck off I wanna die!

I don't even think of you as my friend
I don't even think of you as my friend

You deceived me and sold me out
Take off that mask of rectitude!
Pretender that hurts one's eyes voice that jars on one's ear

Fxck 'em all without a care
Fake rock wannabes...just die

I don't even think of you as my friend
I don't even think of you as my friend

The maze it's so cold
I'll die in a world of lies and deceits

By tomorrow I'll be in despair
It was destined

I have fun listening to your lies...
I shout out joy and you shout for help
Fxck! I hate you!
Dear God. You're a MOTHERFXCKER
Death for All - Death for All
I'm your worst nightmare
Fxck off I wanna die!

I don't even think of you as my friend
I don't even think of you as my friend

The maze it's so cold
I'll die in a world of lies and deceits
I'll die in a world of lies and deceits

- CLEVER SLEAZOID

Wake up you’re dead

Doing meaningless shit over and over
I’m just a third-rated star covered in blood
See the prince on the rocking horse, his polishied face looks cool
I’m just gonna spill my guts on you

Under the name of Justice
You can’t break my soul
Under the name of Justice
Kill yourself
Think, you moran
Fall out of line you cockroach

Right, left, front, and back, it overflows with despair and pain
They say this anger, this emotion, and this passion is all a lie
Wither…
I’m not even trying to justify myself

The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
You can’t save yourself
The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
One day I will fxck your parents

This is the last time
Welcome to the garden of destruction

聲も出ないくらいに...そんな今に一人と氣付く

The night is cold and long
The night sky is deep and wide

The Dark Dark Sunday, the blood stains
You can't save yourself
The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
One day I will fxck your parents
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Old 05-06-2007, 10:58 AM Level: 12   HP: 14 / 275
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Song: Better With A Pen (Fame < Infamy)
Artist: Fall Out Boy Better With A Pen (Fame < Infamy)
Album: Infinity On High
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I’m a preacher sweating in the pews
For the salvation I’m bringing you
I’m a salesman, I’m selling you hooks and plans
And myself making demands

When I’m home alone I just dance by myself
And you pull my head so close, volume goes with the truth
Signing off "I’m alright in bed but I’m better with a pen"
The kid was alright but it went to his head

I am god’s gift but why would he bless me with
Such wit without a conscience equipped
I’m addicted to the way I feel when I think of you, woah
[ Lyrics found on http://www.metrolyrics.com ]

Theres too much green to feel blue

When I’m home alone I just can’t stop myself
And you pull my head so close, volume goes with the truth
Signing off "I’m alright in bed but I’m better with a pen"
The kid was alright but it went to his head

When I’m home alone I just can’t stop myself
And you pull my head so close, volume goes with the truth
Signing off "I’m alright in bed but I’m better with a pen"
"I’m alright in bed but I’m better with a pen"
"I’m alright in bed but I’m better with a pen"
The kid was alright but it went to his head
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Old 05-06-2007, 12:37 PM Level: 24   HP: 106 / 584
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Song: Going Under
Band: Evanescence
Album: Fallen

Now I will tell you what I've done for you

50 thousand tears I've cried
Screaming, deceiving, and bleeding for you
And you still won't hear me
Don't want your hand this time, I'll save myself
Maybe I'll wake up for once
Not tormented...Daily defeated by you
Just when I thought I'd reached the bottom

I'm dying again...

(Chorus)
I'm going under
Drowning in you
I'm falling forever
I've got to break through
I'm going under

Blurring and stirring the truth and the lies
So I don't know what's real and what's not
Always confusing the thoughts in my head
So I can't trust myself anymore

I'm dying again

(Chorus)

So go on and scream
Scream at me
I'm so far away
I won't be broken again
I've got to breathe
I can't keep going under

(Chorus)

Going Under x3
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Old 05-06-2007, 08:00 PM Level: 16   HP: 49 / 397
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Title: Animal Love
Artist: Shakira
Album: Oral Fixation Vol. 2

La la la la la lei
La la lei
La la la la la la lei
La la lei

Why do all my friends
Now want to be your lovers?
Your family got bigger
When they thought you were rich

And now like maniacs
They scratch your back
Even when it doesn't itch

I want to figure it all
I want to figure it all out
I want to save you from
Save you from all the fame
Save you from the things that cause us pain

'Cause it's an animal city
It's a cannibal world
So be obedient, don't argue
Some are ready to fight you

It's an animal city
It's a cannibal world
So be obedient, don't argue
Some are ready to fight you
My love

They believe you now
Have everything you wanted
And once you have become a star
You got no right to bitch

But someday when you fail
They'll put you on sale
And buy you by the inch

But you're the real deal
And "real" is your middle name
You know sometimes I feel
I gotta earn every breath you take
Baby, never mind the rules we break

'Cause it's an animal city
It's a cannibal world
So be obedient, don't argue
Some are ready to bite you

It's an animal city
It's a cannibal world
So be obedient, don't argue
Some are ready rip you right off

With you I feel safe
There's nothing to fear from us
Away from the fangs
The fangs of the world
I may be a coward but you are brave
And nothing seems so dangerous

'Cause it's an animal city
It's a cannibal world
So be obedient, don't argue
Some are ready to bite you

It's an animal city
It's a cannibal world
So be obedient, don't argue
Some are ready rip you right off

Cannibal world
Cannibal world
Cannibal world
Cannibal world

So be obedient, don't argue
Some are ready to bite you
My love
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Old 05-07-2007, 01:43 PM Level: 54   HP: 564 / 1330
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Artist: Symphony X
Song: Set the World on Fire (The Lie of Lies)
Album: Paradise Lost
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Godlike perfection, reflecting these eyes
Reaching for my place with stars on high
Tempt the betrayers, twilight I fall
Inside the flame, I curse you all

There's no turning back
Falling deep into the sweet collapsing black

Fly with me, forever high
And with these wings we'll set the world on fire
Fly with me through scorching skies
You will lie the lie of lies

I'm the master of illusion, master of sin
Two-faced snake, wicked shedding skin
I will forsake you, destroy and unmake you
With all my might, I will take you down

There's no turning back
Falling deep into the sweet collapsing black

Fly with me, forever high
And with these wings we'll set the world on fire
Fly with me through scorching skies
You will lie the lie of lies

Don't leave me, you need me
Only I know the way

Fly with me, forever high
And with these wings we'll set the world on fire
Fly with me through scorching skies
You will lie the lie of lies


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Old 05-07-2007, 01:49 PM Level: 16   HP: 49 / 397
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I think I found my new favorite Evy song...

Title: Sweet Sacrifice
Artist: Evanescence
Album: The Open Door

It's true, we're all a little insane.
But it's so clear,
Now that I'm unchained.

Fear is only in our minds,
Taking over all the time.
Fear is only in our minds but it's taking over all the time.

You poor sweet innocent thing.
Dry your eyes and testify.
You know you live to break me. Don't deny.
Sweet sacrifice.

One day I'm gonna forget your name,
And one sweet day, you're gonna drown in my lost pain.

Fear is only in our minds,
Taking over all the time.
Fear is only in our minds but it's taking over all the time.

You poor sweet innocent thing.
Dry your eyes and testify.
And oh you love to hate me don't you, honey?
I'm your sacrifice.

(I dream in darkness
I sleep to die,
Erase the silence,
Erase my life,
Our burning ashes
Blacken the day,
A world of nothingness,
Blow me away.)

Do you wonder why you hate?
Are you still too weak to survive your mistakes?

You poor sweet innocent thing.
Dry your eyes and testify.
You know you live to break me.
Don't deny.
Sweet sacrifice.
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Old 05-07-2007, 04:18 PM Level: 31   HP: 218 / 773
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Fear the wrath of my beard
 
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Title: The Wolf is Loose
Artist: Mastodon
Album: Blood Mountain
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Old 05-07-2007, 06:53 PM Level: 16   HP: 49 / 397
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Title: Herr Mannelig
Artist: In Extremo
Album: Verehrt Und Angespien

Bittida en morgon innan solen upprann
Innan foglarna började sjunga
Bergatroliet friade till fager ungersven
Hon hade en falskeliger tunga

Herr Mannelig herr Mannelig trolofven i mig
För det jag bjuder sã gerna
I kunnen väl svara endast ja eller nej
Om i viljen eller ej

Eder vill jag gifva de gãngare tolf
Som gã uti rosendelunde
Aldrig har det varit nãgon sadel uppã dem
Ej heller betsel uti munnen

Herr Mannelig herr Mannelig trolofven i mig
För det jag bjuder sã gerna
I kunnen väl svara endast ja eller nej
Om i viljen eller ej

Sãdana gãfvor toge jag väl emot
Om du vore en kristelig qvinna
Men nu sã är du det värsta bergatroll
Af Neckens och djävulens stämma

Herr Mannelig herr Mannelig trolofven i mig
För det jag bjuder sã gerna
I kunnen väl svara endast ja eller nej
Om i viljen eller ej
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Title: SXTC
Artist: Bloc Party
Album: A Weekend In The City
(A really emotional, sad song that hits me straight in the heart)


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Walking in the countryside
It seems that the winds have stopped
I took down the posters from my wall
Left letters for you all

I remember moments of happiness
Endless summer, acoustic guitars
Being a man made me coarse
When I wanted to be delicate

I called up Eugene
Told him I was drowning

Like a castaway on a warm ocean
Waiting for a purpose to rise
They say it's not becoming
For a boy my age

If you want to know what makes me sad
Well it's hope, the endurance of faith
A battle that lasts a lifetime
A fight that never ends

Walking in the countryside
It seems that the winds have stopped
Tell my mother I am sorry
And I loved her
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