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05-03-2007, 05:31 PM
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Straight out of line.
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Trippin' into a world that never seems too far away. Too much time, too many wasted days.
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Artist : Ladytron
Ablum : Witching Hour Title : Destroy Everything You Touch Destroy everything you touch today Destroy me this way Anything that may desert you So it cannot hurt you You only have to look behind you At who's undermined you Destroy everything you touch today Destroy me this way Everything you touch you don't feel Do not know what you steal Shakes your hand Takes your gun Walks you out of the sun What you touch you don't feel Do not know what you steal Destroy everything you touch today Please destroy me this way Destroy everything you touch today Destroy me this way Anything that may delay you Might just save you You only have to look behind you At who's underlined you Destroy everything you touch today Destroy me this way Everything you touch you don't feel Do not know what you steal Shakes your hand Takes your gun Walks you out of the sun What you touch you don't feel Do not know what you steal Destroy everything you touch today Please destroy me this way Everything you touch you don't feel Do not know what you steal Shakes your hand Takes your gun Walks you out of the sun What you touch you don't feel Do not know what you steal Destroy everything you touch today Please destroy me this way Everything you touch you don't feel Do not know what you steal Shakes your hand Takes your gun Walks you out of the sun What you touch you don't feel Do not know what you steal Destroy everything you touch today Please destroy me this way.
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- Trippin - Straight Out Of Line - Shine Down - Fade To Black - One -  - My Top Favorite Bands updated as of 10/20/08 - TFF official Within Temptation thread - Quote of the week: The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes |
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05-03-2007, 05:57 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In a Noh Theatre
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Everything goes numb (streetlight manifesto)
Room on fire (the strokes) sublime's greatest hits buddy holly's greatest hits commit this to memory (motion city sountrack) Guero (beck) Odelay (beck)
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05-04-2007, 12:31 AM
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Vampiric Delirium
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow.
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Title: Love Cats
Artist: The Cure Lyrics: Ah We move like cagey tigers We couldn't get closer than this The way we walk The way we talk The way we stalk The way we kiss We slip through the streets While everyone sleeps Getting bigger and sleeker And wider and brighter We bite and scratch and scream all night Let's go and throw All the songs we know... Into the sea You and me All these years and no one heard I'll show you in spring It's a treacherous thing We missed you hissed the lovecats We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully Wonderfully pretty! Oh you know that I'd do anything for you... We should have each other to tea huh? We should have each other with cream Then curl up by the fire And sleep for awhile It's the grooviest thing It's the perfect dream Into the sea You and me All these years and no one heard I'll show you in spring It's a treacherous thing We missed you hissed the lovecats We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully Wonderfully pretty! Oh you know that I'd do anything for you... We should have each other to dinner huh? We should have each other with cream Then curl up in the fire Get up for awhile It's the grooviest thing It's the perfect dream Hand in hand Is the only way to land And always the right way round Not broken in pieces Like hated little meeces... How could we miss Someone as dumb as this? I love you... let's go... Oh... solid gone... How could we miss Someone as dumb as this?
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Soulmate to Prodigal Madness Down with word games. Eradicate post counts. Lily says - OldBean is into owl buttsecks. Lily also says - I want to eat David Tennant. The lungs fill with fluid and are slowly wrapped in a cancerous membrane that grows like a thin sheet. Breathing becomes harder and increasingly painful. Eventually the lungs can no longer function and the person dies.
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05-04-2007, 03:58 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: New Hampshire, USA
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Artist: Orgy
Song: Social Enemies Album: Candyass --------------------- Lyrics Social weapons that miss Pretend them to save Cowards, bastards to shame Condemned social slaves Here to save the freaks again, you think And I bet you always will Here to save the freaks again, you think Here, here to save the freaks Snakes causing the fate Sadistic and free, so free Traitors, defendants behave Lieges stay away from me Saints keep knocking Go home, don't sell me Mary No, no Making the crazies well inside, you think And I bet you always will Calling us no good, you are the social enemies We change the people day to day Making us no good, you are the social enemies Changing the people day to day Agitators talking the show Messing with heads to be the number one Smashers battling the hell Proud of yourselves aren't you Making the crazies well inside, you think And I bet you always will Calling us no good, you are the social enemies We change the people day to day Making us no good, you are the social enemies Changing the people day to day Why must we play the bitter me? I'm suffering now, the nowhere me Stop trying to say you fell into this place So tragic you found the nowhere me Here to save the freaks again, you think Here, here to save the freaks
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05-04-2007, 05:05 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
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SONG: Mother's Little Helper
ARTIST: The Rolling Stones ALBUM: Aftermath --------------------------------------------- "What a drag it is getting old. "Kids are different today," I hear ev'ry mother say Mother needs something today to calm her down And though she's not really ill There's a little yellow pill She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day. "Things are different today," I hear ev'ry mother say Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day. Doctor, please, some more of these Outside the door, she took four more What a drag it is getting old. "Men just aren't the same today," I hear ev'ry mother say They just don't appreciate that you get tired They're so hard to satisfy. You can tranquilise your mind So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper And four help you through the night, help to minimise yourplight. Doctor,plese, some more of these Outside the door, she took four more What a drag it is getting old. Life's just much too hard today," I hear ev'ry mother say The pursuit of happiness just seems a bore And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose No more running to the shelter of a mother's little helper They just helped you on your way through your busy dying day."
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05-04-2007, 08:27 PM
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The Red Ranger!
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Among the crimson clouds...
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Artist: Emilie Autumn
Song: Misery Loves Company Album: Opheliac It's not the time It's not the place I'm just another pretty face So don't come any closer You're not the first You're not the last How many more? Don't even ask You're one more dead composer Do I need you? Yes and no Do I want you? Maybe so You're getting warm You're getting warm You're getting warmer, oh Oh, oh, oh Did you plan this all along Did you care if it was wrong Who's getting warmer now That I'm gone Misery loves company And company loves more More loves everybody else But hell is others I'm not for you You're not for me I'll kill you first You wait and see You devil undercover You're not a prince You're not a friend You're just a child And in the end You're one more selfish lover Do I need you? Yes and no Do I want you? Maybe so You're getting warm You're getting warm You're getting warmer, oh Oh, oh, oh Did you plan this all along Did you care if it was wrong Who's getting warmer now That I'm gone Misery loves company And company loves more More loves everybody else But hell is others You're so easy to read But the book is boring me You're so easy to read But the book is boring me You're so easy to read But the book is boring Boring boring boring boring Boring boring me Pray for me If you want to Pray for me If you care Pray for me If you want to Pray for me If you dare Pray for me If you want to Pray for me If you care Pray for me If you want to Pray for me you ****er If you ****ing dare Misery loves company And company loves more More loves everybody else But hell is others
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05-05-2007, 12:07 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: New Hampshire, USA
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Artist: Primus
Song: Welcome to this World Album: Pork Soda ------------ Lyrics Oh, welcome to this world of fools Of pink champagne and swimming pools Well, all you have to lose is your virginity Perhaps well have some fun tonight So stick around and take a bite of life We don't need feebleness in this proximity Hey! Ask good McDuff and Donalbain So many good ideas are slain By those who would dare not step out of line But if I have my way tonight And chances are I think I might I'll turn those sour minds to grapes of wine Grapes of wine Hey! Welcome to this world Don't judge the boy by what you hear The words are heard beyond the ear The heart and mind are focus for this conversation But be abound in mystery for that so much you do to me For there are those who drown in adulation Adulation Welcome to this world If I had a dime for each time that I heard them preach Well I'd have wicked thoughts upon my brain Oh, welcome to this world of fools Of pink champagne and swimming pools Well, all you have to lose is your virginity Perhaps well have some fun tonight So stick around and take a bite of life We don't need feebleness in this proximity Welcome to this world
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05-05-2007, 12:14 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: None of your business
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Title: LIE BURIED WITH A VENGENANCE
Artist: Dir En Grey Album: Marrow of the Bone I rail at the sordid you Something's missing from my mind Crawling around in my meaningless self Something's missing from my heart This is the real world So all my emotions are tucked inside So attack So attack Delete everything Crime without reason does exist I am the soul of revenge Something's missing from my ears Does love awaken from an ugly cry? Something's missing from my voice This is the real world Wipe blood with blood and hail to justice So attack So attack Delete everything Crime without reason does exist I am the soul of revenge Mind Over All Just throw everything away Has my head gone mad? You monkeys decorate me with no value Has my heart gone mad? This is the real world It's just rats, hyenas and pigs So attack So attack Delete everything Crime without reason does exist I am the soul of revenge Mind Over All Just throw everything away Taste the destiny Are you the most superior leader of all? ****, you're a mother****er
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<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/Kasumi_Petal/Signatures/2222222.jpg"> If you have a problem with me, say it to my fucking face. Fucking awesome signature by Raider. :3 My TFF Family Unknown Entity|Athna Loveil|FF Ace Cid|Victoria (Toph)|Rochdale|Raider |
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05-05-2007, 01:09 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
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SONG: Talking Shit About a Pretty Sunset
ARTIST: Modest Mouse ALBUM: This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About ----------------------------------------------------- Oh noose tied myself in, tied myself too tight Looking kind of anxious in your cross armed stance Like a bad tempered prom queen at a homecoming dance And I claim I’m not excited with my life any more So I blame this town, this job, these friends The truth is it’s myself And I’m trying to understand myself And pinpoint where I am By the time I get things figured out I’ve change the whole damn plan Oh noose tied myself in, tied myself too tight Talking shit about a pretty sunset Blanketing opinions that I’ll probably reget soon I’ve changed my mind so much I cant even trust it My mind changed me so much I cant even trust myself
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