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The Aquabats- Pizza day
Well, I remember my first day at public school I was very scared of getting pummeled And sure enough I did at first recess I got pegged in the head by a big red ball It stung and my head hung Back to class with a bloody nose And soon it was lunchtime Mom said I should ask about how poor kids can get fed So I got a book of tickets and a schedule and it read: Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk Thursday - Sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week All the kids would line up super early just to eat Chorus: Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk Thursday - Sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans Hooray for Pizza Day Hooray for Pizza Day I miss Pizza Day The best day of the week Well, I remember my first day in Jr. High I had hairspray in my hair And my pants were way too tight And all the breakers and new wavers And the rockers and the preps Would all be in their places On the front lawn or the steps I hung out with some punker kids Who used to make me laugh I got thrown in the dumpster By some rich kids near the cafЁ¦ As time went on we figured out It was totally uncool To eat the welfare lunch Provided by the school So in poser-punker fashion We just mooched off all the kids And lived off eating candy bars And bags of nacho chips Chorus: Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk Thursday - Sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans Hooray for Pizza Day Hooray for Pizza Day I miss Pizza Day The best day of the week Well, now I'm out of school And I don't have a job (You're a slob!) I just sit around all sweaty and lethargic And I'm just thinking 'bout where it all went wrong Why I can't concentrate On anything but reruns I wish I had some more stability I wish I had somebody making lunch for me I guess I miss the seventh grades in life The thought of Pizza Day I thought it was stupid then But I wish I had it now I miss my Chorus: Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk Thursday - Sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans Hooray for Pizza Day Hooray for Pizza Day I miss Pizza Day The best day of the week! |
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Bless-get it now
Def jam Fight for NY
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Artist: Helloween
Album: Keeper Of The Seven Keys Part I Song: Halloween Masquerade, masquerade, Grab your mask and don't be late Get out get out well disguised Heat and fever in the air tonight Meet the others at the store, Knock on other people's door Trick or treat they have to choice, Little ghost's are makin'lotsa noise But watch out...beware - listen...take care [Chorus] In the streets on Halloween There's something going on No way to escape the power unknown In the streets on Halloween The spirits will arise Make your choice, it's hell or paradice Ah - It's Halloween Ah - It's Halloween...tonight! Someone's sitting in a field, Never giving yield Sittinh there with gleaminf eyes, Wating for big pumpkin to arise Bad luck if you get a stone, Like the good old Charlie Brown You think Linus could be right The kids will sy it's just a stupid lie But watch out...beware - listen...take care [Chorus] Listen now - we are calling you... And there is magic in the air [Solo] [Kai] Magic in the air... on Halloween Black is the night full of fright You'll be missing the day What will be here very soon Changing your way A knock at your door It is real or is it a dream On trembling legs you open the door And you scream...on Halloween [Solo] [Kai/Mike/Kai/Mike] Darkless Where am I now Is there anybody out there What has happened Am I in heaven Or is it hell I can see a light comin' It's comin' nearer It's shining It's shining so bright It's shining on me [Solo] [Kai/Mike/Rhythm change] [Mike/Kai/Mike/Kai] I am the one, doom's in my hands Now make your choice, redeemed or enslaved I'll show you passion and glory He is the snake I'll hive you power and abudance He's the corrupter of man Save me from the evil one Give me strenght to carry on I will fight for all mankind's deliverance and peace of mind [Harmony Solo] [both] But watch out...beware - listen...take care [Chorus] Yeah, it's Halloween Solo Licks kai Yeah, it's Halloween...tonight
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Band: Nightwish Album: Century Child Song: Bless The Child - Video "I was born amidst the purple waterfalls. I was weak, yet not unblessed. Dead to the world. Alive for the journey. One night I dreamt a white rose withering, a newborn drowning a lifetime loneliness. I dreamt all my future. Relived my past. A witnessed the beauty of the beast" Where have all the feelings gone? Why has all the laughter ceased? Why am I loved only when I'm gone? Gone back in time to bless the child Think of me long enough to make a memory Come bless the child one more time How can I ever feel again? Given the chance would I return? I've never felt so alone in my life As I drank from a cup which was counting my time There's a poison drop in this cup of Man To drink it is to follow the left hand path "Where have all the feelings gone? Why is the deadliest sin - to love as I loved you? Now unblessed, homesick in time, soon to be freed from care, from human pain. My tale is the most bitter truth: Time pays us but with earth & dust, and a dark, silent grave. Remember, my child: Without innocence the cross is only iron, hope is only an illusion & Ocean Soul's nothing but a name... The Child bless thee & keep thee forever"
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System Of A Down: Hypnotize
Album: Hypnotize Why don't you ask the kids at Tiananmen Square Was fashion the reason why they were there? They disguise it, hypnotize it Television made you buy it I'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my She's scared that I will take her away from there Dreams that her country left with no one there Mesmerize the simple minded Propaganda leaves us blinded I'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my girl [3x] I'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my Girl. |
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All you metal heads will love this one!
Wild west show, big & rich Country's the shit!
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yeah, whatever
Band: Kamelot Album: The Black Halo Song: Moonlight I have never craved the system's sympathy I get restless over pity smiles Some precaution wouldn't harm my history If I had the will to wait a little while You cut the silence like a knife You know I can't repent for all Moonlight falling over me Sail on where the shadows hide Moonlight crawling down on me Just like you could not compete with my pride Compensation for a misconducted life Is it way too much to ask Hard to wake up With your heart and soul deprived When the morning comes The second to your last You cut the silence like a knife At the edge of my last defences You cut the silence like a knife You know I won't repent for all Moonlight falling over me Sail on where the shadows hide Moonlight crawling down on me Just like you could not compete with my pride Shine on silver from the sky into the night Gaia shivers and I need your leading light Moonlight falling over me Sail on where the shadows hide Moonlight crawling down on me Just like you could not compete with my pride
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Big and Rich, like the other 90% of current country is actually closer to pop/poprock
Band: Slayer Album: Reign In Blood Song: Raining Blood Trapped in purgatory A lifeless object, alive Awaiting reprisal Death will be their acquisition The sky is turning red Return to power draws near Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears Abolish the rules made of stone Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above Awaiting the hour of reprisal Your time slips away Raining blood From a lacerated sky Bleeding its horror Creating my structure Now I shall reign in blood!
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: *^#@%#@$#%I think there's a bug in the system...
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Behold, the oxymoron of music...Christian Metal
Demon Hunter - Not Ready To Die You've got a lot of nerve and I've got a lot of fingers to point While you were busy building knowledge I was already right And even mine is not a chisel for a thickened skull Chant your anthems to the deaf And we can sit here and cry until there's nothing left Or we can take our voices with our hands We'll make like knives and make demands We'll take our voices with our hands We'll make like knives, we'll make demands I'm burning bridges for the last time I'm breaking habits for the first time I saw my future today, it said I'm going away And I still haven't sung the last line On my way down (chorus) I'm not ready to lay, not ready to fade I'm not ready to die And everyday of my life I can feel it Getting harder to breathe With every minute ticking by I'm getting ready to leave I know a life like mine is not a reason to fret But I've been busy building scras that You will never forget If only 33 years can save my life I've had 24 more to make things right So when I'm taken to the sky and you're still here You can clear your mind and dry your tears (chorus) When I'm taken home and your still here Just clear your mind and dry your tears We'll take our voices with our hands Make like knives, We'll make demands (chorus)
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artist: Joe Budden
Album: none Song: walk with me
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Band: Pain Album: Nothing Remains The Same Song: Just Hate Me I gotta think of something to make you think less of me, that I am nothing to hold on to, cause we are through I dislike you I wish that you could hate me then things would be so easy just get me off your mind if the bitch would have a son then I would be the one so hate me geese, flying from the winter that's what I should do, do, do or become a sprinter and run away cause we are through I dislike you I wish that you could hate me then things would be so easy just get me off your mind if the bitch would have a son then I would be the one I am being mean like no one's ever been just hate me... I wish that you could hate me then things would be so easy just get me off your mind...
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Band: Bathory
Album: Blood, Fire Death Song: For All Those Who Died For all those who cried aloud But whose tears were never heard For questioning one almighty father Of a heavenly distanced world Beloved thee who submit The holy writings assured The golden cross stained with innocent blood But stand yet a thousand heavenward Burning naked but smiling Not full of fear but pride Knowing death alone could cleanse them Of the reasons for which they all die For all those who died For all those whose great beauty Stirred their tortures to rage And for all those whose great ugliness Did the same For all those who cried aloud in vain For mercy on the rack But whom of dying naked in scorn Not ashamed Burning naked but smiling Not full of fear but pride Knowing death alone could cleanse them Of the reasons for which they all died For all those who died Pleas for mercy signs of guilt Naked bodies broken on the wheel Tears sign the confession With crusted blood lips sealed Trial by water |
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