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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Nibelheim
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Band:Wolfmother
Song: Joker and the Theif
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Genocide Unfolds, I Forgive All
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Katatonia - For My Demons.
No lyrics to this because it's actually me playing it on keyboard. Heh!
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Band: Deathspell Omega
Album: Si Monvmentvm Reqvires, Circvmspice Title: Sola Fide I & II (2 Songs) Lyrics: O Satan, I acknowledge you as the Great Destroyer of the Universe. All that has been created you will corrupt and destroy. Exercise upon me all your rights. I spit on Christ's redemption and to it I shall renounce. My life is yours Lord, let me be your herald and executioner. My actions shall lead other hearts away from salvation All shall acknowledge Your sacred royalty and crawl in terrified devotion. Where is the book of truth, or the inheritance that'd enlighten me? No voice shall answer to my probe and throbbing prayers... But certainty and madness write in ashen letters And he that keepeth his commandments dwelleth in him, and He in him. And hereby we know that He abideth in us, by the Spirit which He hath given us. "The essence of Revelation lies in the fact that it is the direct speech of god to man" Sola Fide. Sola Deo Infernali Gloria. Seest thou how faith wrought with his works And by works was faith made perfect? They burst my veins to pieces, these wan rats inside With their jaws so contagious of a disease As if it dropped like pus from the twelve wings of Sammael The primeval light inside, gift of god and the holy spirit It bleeds, so swollen by the bubo of this pest divine The least traces of the consolation of Eden Were consumed by this heinous blessing in ashes. Sola Fide. Sola Deo Infernali Gloria. My god and lord of this earth, you shall henceforth be the sole object of my thoughts. "The essence of Revelation lies in the fact that it is the direct speech of god to man" Verily I say unto you, there is none righteous enough to resist, no, not one... For your hands are defiled with blood, and your fingers with iniquity; Your lips have spoken lies, your tongue has muttered perversity. The heart of a lost angel is in the earth, the immaculate is abased... forevermore. Neither stormful convulsions nor an apex of light shall break the yoke For he that keepeth His commandments dwelleth in him, and He in him. And hereby we know that He abideth in us, by the Spirit which He hath given us Sola Fide. Sola Deo Infernali Gloria. Wilt thou know, O vain man, that faith without works is dead? Some rejoice of the children's innocence and smiles Others of their shameful defloration by the ministers of Christ, swollen by arrogance and lust Jesus spoke words of wisdom: "Let the children come to me" What's more enthralling indeed than ruining through them the genesis of life itself? Dive deep into the blue eyes of the newborn and thou shalt get a glance of heaven When this dive reveals despair, hideous ruins of the glory of Hell The serving sons of disobedience proclaim Vengeance belongeth unto Him... Oh how much sorer punishment, suppose ye, shall he be thought worthy, who hath trodden under the foot the Son of God, and hath counted the blood of the covenant? Faith and devotion shall be the stones to the temple Fanaticism and intransigence ignite the flaming crown of malign essence That is Your host, Lord, and our burden. Hosanna! Sola Fide. Sola Deo Infernali Gloria. Seest thou how faith wrought with his works And by works was faith made perfect? Sola Fide. Sola Deo Infernali Gloria. My god and lord of this earth, you shall henceforth be the sole object of my thoughts. Sola Fide. Sola Deo Infernali Gloria. Wilt thou know, O vain man, that faith without works is dead?
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Artist: Nuclear Rabbit
Song: A Little Squirrel and His Crack Pipe Album: Vicuna ------------------- Lyrics I am a freak who knows absolutely everything About nothing in particular so I must say that If you lick a a laos, lumpy hump-hump, sticky perv-perv Jamma-Jamma, kooky dau kooky dau Envision a Rabbit a Rabbit with a Habbit Smokin' a crack pipe, would you care to have it If you don't think so, the rabbit might eat soap And the jungle pimp who sells that shit may have to cope But if he made an offer would you wanna spend time Running around like a chicken with a bald behind I wouldn't know so, cause I am not you So go ahead and soak you fingers in that palmolive Here comes the green man isn't he the beaver Wouldn't you wanna bew his coffe achiever Wally is a dope fiend and the beav he needs his nose cleaned Wondering why it softens your hands while you do the dishes Say "fuck me..." FUCK ME!! Take a good look at my jugular, it is a shit hole for elephant dungulars It has the ability to withstand penial irregulars, preseumptuous vaginal excretions And somewhat irrational buttjungletirds it drips and secrets an ordorous manifestation Created from an unusual combination of elephant feces and human excretion Imagine an implosion from a walking excrement I am George Zimmer and I guarantee it If you don't believe me then I will pee on it Making it smell Metallica hell Plug your nose and taste the toe jam, It melts in your mouth and not in your hands Stingy ting and the taste of ear wax Sniffity-snort-tort-toot the dig'em smacks Rao your lips around burbling butt bowl Have some more splat with your fossilized fruit roll Quirble clapping speaks a glazed retina You figure what? for some butt? well that would be nice Rub-a-dub-dub in my bath tub With a rubber ducky's hugs I give him my love Say "fuck me..." FUCK ME!! With an upper hand on the job, frustrations soothed With a soap on a rope I make my moves Cheep-cheep-cheep, flap-flap-flap Wiggle-wiggle-wiggle, clap-clap-clap Say "fuck me..." FUCK ME!! Go listen to this song NOW! It's on my Myspace.
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WITH LIGHT COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH?
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Band: Venom
Song: Buried Alive Album: Black Metal I'm alive but dead, awake but asleep As friend gather round and mourners they weep My mind thinks of all the things I have done My body is cold but my heart beat goes on And on, and on As they lower me down into that hole in the ground I scream out for help but they hear not a sound I tear at the lid, my fingers they bleed Is this happening to me or is it just a dream Summon the dead Baphomets call Blood on my hands Let me out of here My bones are decayed, my flesh it doth rot I'm lying in silk, take the lid off this box My lungs gasp for air, my eyes scream for sight I promise the rise of my body this night Summon the dead Baphomets call Blood on my hands Screaming in torment I'm telling you all Take heed of my plea Answer my call I'm gonna be free |
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Artist: Primus
Song: My Name is Mud Album: Pork Soda ----------------- Lyrics My name is mud Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis My name is mud and its always been Cause Im the most boring Sons-a-bitch youve ever seen I dress in blue-yes navy blue From head to toe Im rather drab Except my patent shoes I make em shine, well most the time Cept today my feet are troddin on By this friend of mine Six foot two and rude as hell I got to get him in the ground Before he starts to smell My name is mud My name is mud, but call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie Thats long for mud so I've been told Told that by this sons-a-bitch That lies before me bloated blue and cold Ive got my pride, I drink my wine I'd drink the finest except I havent earned a dime in several months Or were it years The breath on that fat bastard Could bring any man to tears We had our words, a common spat So I kissed him upside the cranium With an aluminum baseball bat My name is mud
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WITH LIGHT COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH?
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Band: The Allman Brothers Band
Song: Dreams Album: The Allman Brothers Band Just one more mornin I had to wake up with the blues Pulled myself outta bed, yeah Put on my walkin shoes, Went up on the mountain, To see what I could see, The whole world was fallin, Right down in front of me [chorus] Cause I'm hung up on dreams I'll never see, yeah baby Ahh help me baby, or this will surely be the end of me, yeah Pull myself together, put on a new face, Climb down off the hilltop, baby, Get back in the race [chorus] Pull myself together, put on a new face, Climb down off the hilltop, baby, Get back in the race [chorus] |
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Artist: Anal Cunt
Song: You Look Adopted Album: I Like it When You Die -------------------------- Lyrics Your real mother was a hooker Your real father couldn't get laid Your mother left you in a dumpster You were adopted by two gays You look adopted You hate father and son picnics You hate the PTA You won't bring friends to your house You've got two fathers And thier both ****ing gay You look adopted
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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band:nickelback
song:hero lyrics: I'm so high. I can hear heaven. I'm so high. I can hear heaven. Oh but heaven, no heaven don’t hear me. And they say that a hero could save us. I’m not gonna stand here and wait. I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles. Watch as we all fly away. Someone told me love [would](1) all save us. But how can that be, look what love gave us. A world full of killing, n' blood-spilling that world never came. And they say that a hero could save us. I’m not gonna stand here and wait. I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles. Watch as we all fly away. hi-igh-igh! Now that the world isn't ending, it's love that I’m sending to you. It isn’t the love of a hero, and that’s why I fear it won’t do. And they say that a hero could save us. I’m not gonna stand here and wait. I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles. Watch as we all fly away. And they're watching us (Watching Us) They're watching us (Watching Us) as we all fly away. And they're watching us (Watching us) They're watching us (Watching us) As we all fly away, (Yeah) Yeah. And they're watching us (Watching us) They're watching us (Watching us) As we all fly away (Yeah, yeah. Whoa-oh.)
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band: system of a down
song: lonely day lyrics: Such a lonely day And it’s mine The most loneliest day of my life Such a lonely day Should be banned It’s a day that I can't stand The most loneliest day of my life The most loneliest day of my life Such a lonely day Shouldn’t exist It's a day that I’ll never miss Such a lonely day And it’s mine The most loneliest day of my life And if you go, I wanna go with you And if you die, I wanna die with you Take your hand and walk away The most loneliest day of my life The most loneliest day of my life The most loneliest day of my life Such a lonely day And it’s mine It’s a day that I’m glad I survived |
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Band: Creedence Clearwater Revival
Song: Heard It Through The Grapevine Album: Cosmo's Factory Oooh, bet youre wondring how I knew bout your plans to make me blue With some other guy that you knew before? Between the two of us guys, you know I love you more It took me by surprise, I must say, when I found out yesterday [Chorus]: I heard it through the grapevine, not much longer would you be mine Oooh, I heard it through the grapevine, and I'm just about to lose my mind Honey, honey yeah You know that a man ain't supposed to cry, but these tears I cant hold inside Losin you would end my life you see, cause you mean that much to me You could have told me yourself that you found someone else Instead, [Chorus] People say you hear from what you see, na na not from what you hear I cant help bein' confused; if it's true, won't you tell me dear? Do you plan to let me go for the other guy that you knew before? [Chorus] [Chorus] |
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