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Katatonia - For My Demons.

No lyrics to this because it's actually me playing it on keyboard. Heh!
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Band: Deathspell Omega
Album: Si Monvmentvm Reqvires, Circvmspice
Title: Sola Fide I & II (2 Songs)
Lyrics:

O Satan, I acknowledge you as the Great Destroyer of the Universe.
All that has been created you will corrupt and destroy.
Exercise upon me all your rights.
I spit on Christ's redemption and to it I shall renounce.
My life is yours Lord, let me be your herald and executioner.
My actions shall lead other hearts away from salvation
All shall acknowledge Your sacred royalty and crawl in terrified devotion.

Where is the book of truth, or the inheritance that'd enlighten me?
No voice shall answer to my probe and throbbing prayers...
But certainty and madness write in ashen letters
And he that keepeth his commandments dwelleth in him, and He in him.
And hereby we know that He abideth in us, by the Spirit which He hath given
us.

"The essence of Revelation lies in the fact
that it is the direct speech of god to man"

Sola Fide. Sola Deo Infernali Gloria.
Seest thou how faith wrought with his works
And by works was faith made perfect?

They burst my veins to pieces, these wan rats inside
With their jaws so contagious of a disease
As if it dropped like pus from the twelve wings of Sammael
The primeval light inside, gift of god and the holy spirit
It bleeds, so swollen by the bubo of this pest divine
The least traces of the consolation of Eden
Were consumed by this heinous blessing in ashes.

Sola Fide. Sola Deo Infernali Gloria.
My god and lord of this earth,
you shall henceforth be the sole object of my thoughts.

"The essence of Revelation lies in the fact
that it is the direct speech of god to man"

Verily I say unto you, there is none righteous enough to resist, no, not
one...
For your hands are defiled with blood, and your fingers with iniquity;
Your lips have spoken lies, your tongue has muttered perversity.
The heart of a lost angel is in the earth, the immaculate is abased...
forevermore.
Neither stormful convulsions nor an apex of light shall break the yoke
For he that keepeth His commandments dwelleth in him, and He in him.
And hereby we know that He abideth in us, by the Spirit which He hath given
us

Sola Fide. Sola Deo Infernali Gloria.
Wilt thou know, O vain man,
that faith without works is dead?

Some rejoice of the children's innocence and smiles
Others of their shameful defloration by the ministers of Christ,
swollen by arrogance and lust
Jesus spoke words of wisdom: "Let the children come to me"
What's more enthralling indeed than ruining through them the genesis of life
itself?
Dive deep into the blue eyes of the newborn and thou shalt get a glance of
heaven
When this dive reveals despair, hideous ruins of the glory of Hell
The serving sons of disobedience proclaim Vengeance belongeth unto Him...

Oh how much sorer punishment, suppose ye, shall he be thought worthy,
who hath trodden under the foot the Son of God,
and hath counted the blood of the covenant?
Faith and devotion shall be the stones to the temple
Fanaticism and intransigence ignite the flaming crown of malign essence
That is Your host, Lord, and our burden. Hosanna!

Sola Fide. Sola Deo Infernali Gloria.
Seest thou how faith wrought with his works
And by works was faith made perfect?

Sola Fide. Sola Deo Infernali Gloria.
My god and lord of this earth,
you shall henceforth be the sole object of my thoughts.

Sola Fide. Sola Deo Infernali Gloria.
Wilt thou know, O vain man,
that faith without works is dead?
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Artist: Nuclear Rabbit
Song: A Little Squirrel and His Crack Pipe
Album: Vicuna
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Lyrics

I am a freak who knows absolutely everything
About nothing in particular so I must say that
If you lick a a laos, lumpy hump-hump, sticky perv-perv
Jamma-Jamma, kooky dau kooky dau

Envision a Rabbit a Rabbit with a Habbit
Smokin' a crack pipe, would you care to have it
If you don't think so, the rabbit might eat soap
And the jungle pimp who sells that shit may have to cope

But if he made an offer would you wanna spend time
Running around like a chicken with a bald behind
I wouldn't know so, cause I am not you
So go ahead and soak you fingers in that palmolive

Here comes the green man isn't he the beaver
Wouldn't you wanna bew his coffe achiever
Wally is a dope fiend and the beav he needs his nose cleaned
Wondering why it softens your hands while you do the dishes

Say "fuck me..."
FUCK ME!!

Take a good look at my jugular, it is a shit hole for elephant dungulars
It has the ability to withstand penial irregulars, preseumptuous vaginal excretions
And somewhat irrational buttjungletirds it drips and secrets an ordorous manifestation
Created from an unusual combination of elephant feces and human excretion
Imagine an implosion from a walking excrement

I am George Zimmer and I guarantee it
If you don't believe me then I will pee on it
Making it smell Metallica hell

Plug your nose and taste the toe jam,
It melts in your mouth and not in your hands
Stingy ting and the taste of ear wax
Sniffity-snort-tort-toot the dig'em smacks
Rao your lips around burbling butt bowl
Have some more splat with your fossilized fruit roll
Quirble clapping speaks a glazed retina
You figure what? for some butt? well that would be nice

Rub-a-dub-dub in my bath tub
With a rubber ducky's hugs I give him my love

Say "fuck me..."
FUCK ME!!

With an upper hand on the job, frustrations soothed
With a soap on a rope I make my moves

Cheep-cheep-cheep, flap-flap-flap
Wiggle-wiggle-wiggle, clap-clap-clap

Say "fuck me..."
FUCK ME!!


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Band: Venom
Song: Buried Alive
Album: Black Metal

I'm alive but dead, awake but asleep
As friend gather round and mourners they weep
My mind thinks of all the things I have done
My body is cold but my heart beat goes on
And on, and on

As they lower me down into that hole in the ground
I scream out for help but they hear not a sound
I tear at the lid, my fingers they bleed
Is this happening to me or is it just a dream

Summon the dead
Baphomets call
Blood on my hands

Let me out of here

My bones are decayed, my flesh it doth rot
I'm lying in silk, take the lid off this box
My lungs gasp for air, my eyes scream for sight
I promise the rise of my body this night

Summon the dead
Baphomets call
Blood on my hands
Screaming in torment
I'm telling you all
Take heed of my plea
Answer my call
I'm gonna be free
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Artist: Primus
Song: My Name is Mud
Album: Pork Soda
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Lyrics

My name is mud
Not to be confused with
Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis
My name is mud and its always been
Cause Im the most boring
Sons-a-bitch youve ever seen
I dress in blue-yes navy blue
From head to toe Im rather drab
Except my patent shoes
I make em shine, well most the time
Cept today my feet are troddin on
By this friend of mine
Six foot two and rude as hell
I got to get him in the ground
Before he starts to smell
My name is mud

My name is mud, but call me
Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie
Thats long for mud so I've been told
Told that by this sons-a-bitch
That lies before me bloated blue and cold
Ive got my pride, I drink my wine
I'd drink the finest except
I havent earned a dime in several months
Or were it years
The breath on that fat bastard
Could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium
With an aluminum baseball bat
My name is mud
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Band: The Allman Brothers Band
Song: Dreams
Album: The Allman Brothers Band

Just one more mornin
I had to wake up with the blues
Pulled myself outta bed, yeah
Put on my walkin shoes,
Went up on the mountain,
To see what I could see,
The whole world was fallin,
Right down in front of me

[chorus]
Cause I'm hung up on dreams I'll never see, yeah baby
Ahh help me baby, or this will surely be the end of me, yeah

Pull myself together, put on a new face,
Climb down off the hilltop, baby,
Get back in the race

[chorus]

Pull myself together, put on a new face,
Climb down off the hilltop, baby,
Get back in the race

[chorus]
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Artist: Anal Cunt
Song: You Look Adopted
Album: I Like it When You Die
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Your real mother was a hooker
Your real father couldn't get laid
Your mother left you in a dumpster
You were adopted by two gays

You look adopted

You hate father and son picnics
You hate the PTA
You won't bring friends to your house
You've got two fathers
And thier both ****ing gay

You look adopted
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band:nickelback
song:hero
lyrics: I'm so high. I can hear heaven.
I'm so high. I can hear heaven.
Oh but heaven, no heaven don’t hear me.

And they say that a hero could save us.
I’m not gonna stand here and wait.
I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles.
Watch as we all fly away.

Someone told me love [would](1) all save us.
But how can that be, look what love gave us.
A world full of killing, n' blood-spilling
that world never came.

And they say that a hero could save us.
I’m not gonna stand here and wait.
I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles.
Watch as we all fly away. hi-igh-igh!

Now that the world isn't ending,
it's love that I’m sending to you.
It isn’t the love of a hero,
and that’s why I fear it won’t do.

And they say that a hero could save us.
I’m not gonna stand here and wait.
I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles.
Watch as we all fly away.

And they're watching us
(Watching Us)
They're watching us
(Watching Us)
as we all fly away.

And they're watching us
(Watching us)
They're watching us
(Watching us)
As we all fly away,
(Yeah)
Yeah.

And they're watching us
(Watching us)
They're watching us
(Watching us)
As we all fly away

(Yeah, yeah. Whoa-oh.)
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band: system of a down
song: lonely day
lyrics:
Such a lonely day
And it’s mine
The most loneliest day of my life

Such a lonely day
Should be banned
It’s a day that I can't stand

The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life

Such a lonely day
Shouldn’t exist
It's a day that I’ll never miss

Such a lonely day
And it’s mine
The most loneliest day of my life

And if you go,
I wanna go with you
And if you die,
I wanna die with you
Take your hand and walk away

The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life

Such a lonely day
And it’s mine
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Band: Creedence Clearwater Revival
Song: Heard It Through The Grapevine
Album: Cosmo's Factory

Oooh, bet youre wondring how I knew bout your plans to make me blue
With some other guy that you knew before?
Between the two of us guys, you know I love you more
It took me by surprise, I must say, when I found out yesterday

[Chorus]:
I heard it through the grapevine, not much longer would you be mine
Oooh, I heard it through the grapevine, and I'm just about to lose my mind
Honey, honey yeah

You know that a man ain't supposed to cry, but these tears I cant hold inside
Losin you would end my life you see, cause you mean that much to me
You could have told me yourself that you found someone else
Instead,

[Chorus]

People say you hear from what you see, na na not from what you hear
I cant help bein' confused; if it's true, won't you tell me dear?
Do you plan to let me go for the other guy that you knew before?

[Chorus]

[Chorus]
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