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07-14-2006, 01:14 AM
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System Of A Down - B.Y.O.B
Why do they always send the poor? Barbarisms by Barbaras With pointed Heels Victorious victories kneel For brand new spanking deals Marching forward hypocritic And hypnotic computers You depend on our protection Yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth La la la la la la la la la la Everybody is going to the party Have a real good time Dancing in the desert Blowing up the sunshine Kneeling roses Disappearing into Moses' dry mouth Breaking into Fort Knox Stealing our intentions Hangars sitting, dripped in oil Crying freedom! Handed to obsoletion Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth la la la la la la la la la la Everybody is going to the party Have a real good time Dancing in the desert Blowing up the sunshine Everybody is going to the party Have a real good time Dancing in the desert Blowing up the sunshine Blast off, it's party time and we DON'T live in a fascist nation Blast off, it's party time And where the **** are you? Where the **** are you? Where the **** are you? Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor? Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor? Why do they always send the poor? Why do they always send the poor? Why do they always send the poor? Kneeling roses Disappearing into Moses' dry mouth Breaking into Fort Knox Stealing our intentions Hangers sitting, dripped in oil Crying freedom! Handed to a obsoletion Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth la la la la la la la la la la Everybody is going to the party Have a real good time Dancing in the desert Blowing up the sunshine Everybody is going to the party Have a real good time Dancing in the desert Blowing up the sun... Where the **** are you? Where the **** are you? Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor? Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor? Why do they always send the poor? Why do they always send the poor? Why do they always send the poor? Why do they always send the poor? Why do they always send the poor? They always send the poor! They always send the poor!
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You want to buy this shirt and/or this shirt for me, don't you. They cost under 4000 Yens (~25 €). When you have bought both/either one of them (I'm 182 cm tall), contact me with PM and I will give you address where to send that packet. Thank you. <a href=http://www.last.fm/user/Testbug/?chartstyle=IlaScott><img src=http://imagegen.last.fm/IlaScott/recenttracks/5/Testbug.gif></a>
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07-14-2006, 01:18 AM
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The Old Skool Warrior
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KT Tunstall
Suddenly I See Her face is a map of the world Is a map of the world You can see she's a beautiful girl She's a beautiful girl And everything around her is a silver pool of light The people who surround her feel the benefit of it It makes you calm She holds you captivated in her palm Suddenly I see This is what I wanna be Suddenly I see Why the hell it means so much to me I feel like walking the world Like walking the world You can hear she's a beautiful girl She's a beautiful girl She fills up every corner like she's born in black and white Makes you feel warmer when you're trying to remember What you heard She likes to leave you hanging on a wire Suddenly I see And she's taller than most And she's looking at me I can see her eyes looking from a page in a magazine Oh she makes me feel like I could be a tower A big strong tower She got the power to be The power to give The power to see Suddenly I see
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07-18-2006, 01:56 AM
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Bonnie Tyler - I Need A Hero
Where have all the good men gone And where are all the gods? Where’s the street-wise Hercules To fight the rising odds? Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the end of the night He’s gotta be strong And he’s gotta be fast And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the morning light He’s gotta be sure And it’s gotta be soon And he’s gotta be larger than life (larger than life) Somewhere after midnight In my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There’s someone reaching back for me Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat It’s gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the end of the night He’s gotta be strong And he’s gotta be fast And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the morning light He’s gotta be sure And it’s gotta be soon And he’s gotta be larger than life I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the end of the night Up Where the mountains meet the heavens above Out where the lightning splits the sea I could swear that there’s someone somewhere Watching me Through the wind and the chill and the rain And the storm and the flood I can feel his approach Like a fire in my blood I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the end of the night He’s gotta be strong And he’s gotta be fast And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the morning light He’s gotta be sure And it’s gotta be soon And he’s gotta be larger than life ...
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You want to buy this shirt and/or this shirt for me, don't you. They cost under 4000 Yens (~25 €). When you have bought both/either one of them (I'm 182 cm tall), contact me with PM and I will give you address where to send that packet. Thank you. <a href=http://www.last.fm/user/Testbug/?chartstyle=IlaScott><img src=http://imagegen.last.fm/IlaScott/recenttracks/5/Testbug.gif></a>
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07-18-2006, 05:13 AM
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Band: Kamelot Album: Karma Song: The Spell where has all the magic gone lost behind or lost along a victim of the pulse of our society don't you miss the ancient times the riddles and the subtle signs a relative perspective on reality I get stronger in the splendor of a lucid moon only creatures of the night all my demons cast a spell the souls of dusk rising from the ashes so the book of shadows tell the weak will always obey the master heading for the dragons lair another time and a different sphere I leave the nothingness behind and when the sense of logic yields I'll escape the outer shields into the universal mind I get stronger in the splendor of a lucid moon only creatures of the night can heal my wounds
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1, 2, 3......... PARTY <img src="http://www.maj.com/gallery/luke-frywalker/Stuff/sexy-parties.gif"/> |
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07-18-2006, 06:57 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Band: Cynic Album: Focus Song: The Eagle Nature Learning, discerning, how to arrange Thinking the haze will just not clear Viewing, computing, our minds will stage A vehicle inside we feel the eagle nature Everchanging river flows high and low Panoramic vision is undefined For unfocused consciousness, the eagle nature Precaution for a stream of risk, the eagle nature It sees changes clear A crystal goblet so fragile and dear Needs fill one step at a time Noting the fall of a sparrow Attending the slightest scratch of flesh Earthly ambitions weigh their share The vastness of life, it doesn't care A crystal goblet so fragile and dear Needs fill one step at a time Earthly ambitions wigh their share The vastness of life does not care
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1, 2, 3......... PARTY <img src="http://www.maj.com/gallery/luke-frywalker/Stuff/sexy-parties.gif"/> |
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07-18-2006, 07:02 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Ac/Dc - Hell's Bells
I'm rolling thunder, pourin rain I'm comin' on like a hurricane White lightning's flashing across the sky You're only young but you're gonna die I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives Nobody's putting up a fight i got my bell, I'm gonna take you to hell I'm gonna get ya, Satan get ya Hell's Bells Yeah, Hell's Bells You got me ringing Hell's Bells My temperature's high, Hell's Bells I'll give you that sensation up and down your spine If you're into evil you're a friend of mine See the white light flashing as I split the night 'Cause if good's on the left, then I'm stickin' to the right I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives Nobody's puttin' up a fight Got my bell, I'm gonna take you to hell I'm gonna get ya, Satan get you Hell's Bells Yeah, Hell's Bells You got me ringing Hell's Bells My temperature's high, Hell's Bells yeow Hell's Bells, satans comin to you Hell's Bells, he's ringing them now Hell's Bells, the temperature is high Hell's Bells, across the sky Hell's Bells, they're takin' you down Hell's Bells, they're draggin' you under, Hell's Bells, gonna split the night Hell's Bells, that's no way to fight, yeah Ow, ow, ow, ow Yeah, that's it hells bells
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You want to buy this shirt and/or this shirt for me, don't you. They cost under 4000 Yens (~25 €). When you have bought both/either one of them (I'm 182 cm tall), contact me with PM and I will give you address where to send that packet. Thank you. <a href=http://www.last.fm/user/Testbug/?chartstyle=IlaScott><img src=http://imagegen.last.fm/IlaScott/recenttracks/5/Testbug.gif></a>
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07-18-2006, 07:13 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Storm ~ Nagellstev Eg steve så Solen går bak åse ned Skuggan blir så lange Natta kjem snart att Tekje meg i fange Krøttret ut i kven står Eg åt setersdøle går Mørkt det er i kvar ein bygd I dei djupe dale Her på fjell har solen dreg Ned å gå til garde Tes seg kvile under tak Morgo er ho tidleg vak Snart eg gjer ho klar i kveld Så går eg til kvile [Song of Nagell (translation)] I sing thus The sun goes down behind hills The shadows grows longer The night is soon to come Taking me as prisoner The cows out in the barn stand I go towards the little place in the mountains Dark it is in every village In the deep dales Here in the mountains the sun is gone I walk down to the farm Here I can rest under roof Tomorrow she is early awake Soon I will ready her tonight Then I go to rest
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With a sailor uniform it's so simple = easy life
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07-19-2006, 09:36 AM
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BANNED =D
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In a world gone mad
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HAGGARD
Herr Mannelig All'alba, prima che il sole sorgesse e gli uccelli cantassero la loro dolce canzone La donna del troll della montagna con lingua falsa ed ingannevole propose al signore: Herr Mannelig, Herr Mannelig mi vorrai sposare Per tutto quello che io dolcemente ti darè? Se vorrai, rispondi solo si o no Farai così o no? Ti darò i dodici mulini che stanno tra Tillo e Terno le macine sono fatte del più rosso rame e le ruote sono cariche d'argento Herr Mannelig, Herr Mannelig mi vorrai sposare per tutto quello che io dolcemente ti darè? Se vorrai, rispondi solo si o no Farai così o no? Se tu fossi una donna cristiana riceverei volentieri regali così, ma io so che sei il peggiore troll della montagna figlio degli spiriti maligni e del demonio. Herr Mannelig, Herr Mannelig mi vorrai sposare per tutto quello che io dolcemente ti darè? Se vorrai, rispondi solo si o no Farai così o no? \m/
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07-19-2006, 09:43 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
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Artist: The Beatles Lyrics
Song: Piggies (one of the songs that Charles Manson is now in prison for!) Have you see the little piggies crawling in the dirt And for all the little piggies Life is getting worse Always having dirt to play around in Have you see the bigger piggies In their starched white shirts You will find the bigger piggies Stirring up the dirt Always have clean shirts to play around in In their sties with all their backing They don't care what goes on around In their eyes there's something lacking What they need's a darn good whacking Everywhere there's lots of piggies Living piggy lives You can see them out for dinner With their piggy wives Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon One more time |
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07-19-2006, 09:47 AM
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BANNED =D
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Haggard
The Day as Heaven Wept One of man's darkest chapter, it has just begun In the sign of the cross they rise It's the epoch of the inquisition Too many brothers and sisters have died... ...left with no life inside to be awakened They will never see the morning sun again Hypocrisy killed the forsakened Who thought, faith would be their only friend Faith would be their only friend The scenery shows the ashes of some who tried to refuse Rising smoke becomes one with the dim light of the pale and lurid moon Can dark clouds hide the hidden from the mighty eye of god? Using his name on the pretext of deciding who's allowed to live... and who's not! (It's a very dark night, nobody outside... Silence wrapps up the land, as suddenly Hoof beats destroy all sleep In a very dark night...) Who's allowed to live... and who's not! From high above the Lord silently watches and grieves And sadness rises from his inner deep "For thou, my son hath been crucified..." All the angels laid down their trumpets and cried "One shalt be sent to foresee mankind's death! Rain shalt be my tears and thunder my wrath!" Sitting on his throne, left of all hope he once kept On the day, as heaven wept As heaven wept \m/
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07-19-2006, 10:22 AM
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Iced Earth - Dracula
Do you believe in love? Do you believe in destiny? True love may come only once in a thousand lifetimes... I too have loved...they took her from me. I prayed for her soul....I prayed for her peace When I close my eyes I see her face, it comforts me When I close my eyes Memories cut like a knife The blood is the life, and Christ I defy. My sworn enemy...birth of a new creed. Is this my reward for serving God's own war? The blood I've spilled for faith fulfilled. To damn her, a disgrace, you spit back in my face. I served you loyally, and you spew blasphemy. I avenge with darkness, the blood is the life The Order of the Dragon, I feed on human life There are far worse things awaiting man than death Come taste what I have seen I'm spreading my disease I will feed upon His precious child The human race will bleed, they will serve my need. [Pre-chorus] I avenge with darkness, the blood is the life The Order of the Dragon, I feed on human life [Chorus] I am the Dragon of blood, a relentless prince of pain Renouncing God on His throne My blood is forever stained For true love I shall avenge I defy the creed that damned her
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Storm ~ Nagellstev